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1. Answer just what your heart prompts you

"ta-da!" (as the waitress at the coffee shop I go to always says when she brings the food)




Usually I do things with a white background.
I guess I felt I had something to prove.

This is 8 x 8 inches (20 x 20 cm), Prismacolors and Polychromos on Stonehenge paper.




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2. Fortune Cookie

Do you remember a time when you cracked open a fortune cookie and read a fortune that would soon come true for you?


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3. Chinese Fortune Cookies From Sex Therapists

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Do you have a problem with sex? Perhaps you need to see a sex therapist. After a few sessions, you might become a new person. Here are fifteen fortune cookie sayings from sex therapists:

  1. At work, at play, and in the bed, life has its ups and downs.
  2. Keep your two girlfriends away from going to the same restaurant unless you like to live your life dangerously.
  3. Remember to keep your thoughts clean and your sheets clean at the same time.
  4. Go to your grocery store and buy a lot of vegetables, particularly cucumbers. You are going to have a very exciting evening tonight.
  5. Two’s company, but four makes for an extremely stimulating night.
  6. Despite all your cosmetic surgeries, your heart is still true. Time to bring pleasure to your new body parts.
  7. It is difficult to have a moist erotic kiss if your lips are severly chapped.
  8. Condemn violence, but use a condom when having sex.
  9. If you have an affair, make it count for everything you got because if you are discovered, you will lose everything you got.
  10. Sex is like fireworks. It can be very explosive, but can also have its duds.
  11. You cannot substitute pills for love. However, they do have interesting side effects.
  12. Your passion will flow like a raging river. You are under a flood watch tonight.
  13. A little music and a little food will put your partner in the right mood. But a little gas will swiftly burn out the flames of desire.
  14. Give your honey a great big hug. Sorry, your honey has the flu. Now your hug has given you the bug.
  15. Embrace your lover, but never lock braces together.

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4. Chinese Fortune Cookies From Sex Therapists

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Do you have a problem with sex? Perhaps you need to see a sex therapist. After a few sessions, you might become a new person. Here are fifteen fortune cookie sayings from sex therapists:

  1. At work, at play, and in the bed, life has its ups and downs.
  2. Keep your two girlfriends away from going to the same restaurant unless you like to live your life dangerously.
  3. Remember to keep your thoughts clean and your sheets clean at the same time.
  4. Go to your grocery store and buy a lot of vegetables, particularly cucumbers. You are going to have a very exciting evening tonight.
  5. Two’s company, but four makes for an extremely stimulating night.
  6. Despite all your cosmetic surgeries, your heart is still true. Time to bring pleasure to your new body parts.
  7. It is difficult to have a moist erotic kiss if your lips are severly chapped.
  8. Condemn violence, but use a condom when having sex.
  9. If you have an affair, make it count for everything you got because if you are discovered, you will lose everything you got.
  10. Sex is like fireworks. It can be very explosive, but can also have its duds.
  11. You cannot substitute pills for love. However, they do have interesting side effects.
  12. Your passion will flow like a raging river. You are under a flood watch tonight.
  13. A little music and a little food will put your partner in the right mood. But a little gas will swiftly burn out the flames of desire.
  14. Give your honey a great big hug. Sorry, your honey has the flu. Now your hug has given you the bug.
  15. Embrace your lover, but never lock braces together.

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5. More Unusual Job

My last foray into unusual jobs was so much fun I thought I would surf the net and see what other unusual jobs might be out there for those needing a change of work. Here are a few more jobs that might not make you rich but will gain you a certain amount of attention.

Fortune Cookie Writer


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This is a great job for all of us aspiring writers. Just thinking we can have some of work actually read by thousands of people. Just imagine sitting at your keyboard whipping off a couple of thousand fortunes a day. What could be better? Maybe the job of stuffing all those fortunes into the cookies?

Hair Boiler

Ahh! The aroma of boiling animal hair filtering into your nose all day long. This job is certainly distinctive, or should I just say stinky. It is an actual job. It calls for the employee to boil animal hair until it curls then they store it for later use. Funny they don’t say what it is ever used for. I keep picturing this warehouse filled with curled hair.

Snake Milker

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This job requires a bit of training to see how to get the venom out of poisonous snakes for the purpose of making anti venoms. While the purpose of the job is a good one, I am not sure that hazard pay is not part of the package deal for this job.

Dog Food Tester

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Scarlet O’Hara would have loved this job as it would have guaranteed that she would never have gone hungry again. This is a real job where a human taste tests various dog foods to make sure it would taste good to man’s best friend.

Forest Fire Lookout

Image via WikipediaDefinitely not a job for a people person. This job consists of sitting in a high tower all alone watching out for signs of forest fires. A few places tried hiring newly married couples for this position but I am not sure that this was such a good idea as all that time alone may have led to this becoming a job for a large family when things heated up a little.

Weed Farmer

No not the kind of weed you get arrest for. This is a farmer that grows the kind of weeds all the other farmers are trying to rid themselves of. I guess they make a fair living growing the weeds which they then sell to different laboratories who want to study them. I wonder if they study these weeds to find more proficient ways of getting rid of them.

Hot Walker

This is the guy or gal who walks horses after they race in order to cool them down. Rather a weird title for a pretty neat sounding job.

Bird Poop Jewelry Maker

Another real job, done by real people. Proving once again that people will buy anything!

It is truly amazing the things people will do to earn a little money. Maybe my job isn’t so bad after all.

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6. More Unusual Job

My last foray into unusual jobs was so much fun I thought I would surf the net and see what other unusual jobs might be out there for those needing a change of work. Here are a few more jobs that might not make you rich but will gain you a certain amount of attention.

Fortune Cookie Writer


Image via Wikipedia

This is a great job for all of us aspiring writers. Just thinking we can have some of work actually read by thousands of people. Just imagine sitting at your keyboard whipping off a couple of thousand fortunes a day. What could be better? Maybe the job of stuffing all those fortunes into the cookies?

Hair Boiler

Ahh! The aroma of boiling animal hair filtering into your nose all day long. This job is certainly distinctive, or should I just say stinky. It is an actual job. It calls for the employee to boil animal hair until it curls then they store it for later use. Funny they don’t say what it is ever used for. I keep picturing this warehouse filled with curled hair.

Snake Milker

Image via Wikipedia

This job requires a bit of training to see how to get the venom out of poisonous snakes for the purpose of making anti venoms. While the purpose of the job is a good one, I am not sure that hazard pay is not part of the package deal for this job.

Dog Food Tester

Image via Wikipedia

Scarlet O’Hara would have loved this job as it would have guaranteed that she would never have gone hungry again. This is a real job where a human taste tests various dog foods to make sure it would taste good to man’s best friend.

Forest Fire Lookout

Image via WikipediaDefinitely not a job for a people person. This job consists of sitting in a high tower all alone watching out for signs of forest fires. A few places tried hiring newly married couples for this position but I am not sure that this was such a good idea as all that time alone may have led to this becoming a job for a large family when things heated up a little.

Weed Farmer

No not the kind of weed you get arrest for. This is a farmer that grows the kind of weeds all the other farmers are trying to rid themselves of. I guess they make a fair living growing the weeds which they then sell to different laboratories who want to study them. I wonder if they study these weeds to find more proficient ways of getting rid of them.

Hot Walker

This is the guy or gal who walks horses after they race in order to cool them down. Rather a weird title for a pretty neat sounding job.

Bird Poop Jewelry Maker

Another real job, done by real people. Proving once again that people will buy anything!

It is truly amazing the things people will do to earn a little money. Maybe my job isn’t so bad after all.

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