How to use this Page

Image via Wikipedia

In this article, 10 ways of saving time while getting ready in morning is mentioned. The ideas are very stupid and horrible. I hope you enjoy it. They are as follows:

1. Do not sleep at night. Hence, you do not have to worry about getting up early in morning and to rush for job.
2. Do not take shower rather use deodorants and perfume to avoid public embarrassment.
3. Use the top and the bottom part simultaneously. I mean that eat and excrete simultaneously. However, if you think it is an obnoxious idea, then do reading rather than eating.
4. Brush your teeth while taking bath.
5. While sleeping, wear your shoes, this will save time in morning.
6. If possible, wear your office dress in night.
7. Hire servants who will do everything for you.
8. Wear your clothes while traveling.
9. Buy a car.
10. Finally yet importantly, do not leave your office in evening. Therefore, you will not have to worry about coming back.

You might be thinking that these ideas are unrealistic, but the fact is that many people try these ideas more often than anyone can think. So, go ahead and try them out. Other wise, just relax.

For more of my funny articles, click following links:

1. The Best Prank Articles in Triond: Here is information about the best prank articles ever posted on Triond, along with their links.
2. The 10 Most Stupid Reasons Why Not to Go to Sleep: Warning: reading this topic can make you bald so enter at your own risk.
3. Funny Science Story 1: DNA as Mafia Boss: A funny way to teach DNA replication.
4. Funny Science Story 2: Enzyme: A funny way to teach enzyme substrate interaction.
5. Five Simple Games Which Can Increase Mobile Sales Tremendously: Check out five simple games which every mobile company must consider if they want to boost their sales.

Image via Wikipedia

In this article, 10 ways of saving time while getting ready in morning is mentioned. The ideas are very stupid and horrible. I hope you enjoy it. They are as follows:

1. Do not sleep at night. Hence, you do not have to worry about getting up early in morning and to rush for job.
2. Do not take shower rather use deodorants and perfume to avoid public embarrassment.
3. Use the top and the bottom part simultaneously. I mean that eat and excrete simultaneously. However, if you think it is an obnoxious idea, then do reading rather than eating.
4. Brush your teeth while taking bath.
5. While sleeping, wear your shoes, this will save time in morning.
6. If possible, wear your office dress in night.
7. Hire servants who will do everything for you.
8. Wear your clothes while traveling.
9. Buy a car.
10. Finally yet importantly, do not leave your office in evening. Therefore, you will not have to worry about coming back.

You might be thinking that these ideas are unrealistic, but the fact is that many people try these ideas more often than anyone can think. So, go ahead and try them out. Other wise, just relax.

For more of my funny articles, click following links:

1. The Best Prank Articles in Triond: Here is information about the best prank articles ever posted on Triond, along with their links.
2. The 10 Most Stupid Reasons Why Not to Go to Sleep: Warning: reading this topic can make you bald so enter at your own risk.
3. Funny Science Story 1: DNA as Mafia Boss: A funny way to teach DNA replication.
4. Funny Science Story 2: Enzyme: A funny way to teach enzyme substrate interaction.
5. Five Simple Games Which Can Increase Mobile Sales Tremendously: Check out five simple games which every mobile company must consider if they want to boost their sales.

1. Do you know what is the most beautiful thing in my eyes… the reflection of yours.
2. NEVER say NEVER, but say that you love me FOREVER and EVER.
3. I hope you think of me each night before you fall asleep.
4. My heart beats to the rhythm of our love.
5. Love is what I feel when I see you beside me.
6. If you were ice cream, I would melt you with the heat of my love.
7. When you gaze at the stars remember me, for in each one is a kiss for thee.
8. I would ride a rocket to the stars, to be with you when you are far.
9. I was looking for an angel, but I suddenly stopped when you flew into my life.
10. If heaven is full of angels like you, I would ride an air balloon to meet you.

1. Do you know what is the most beautiful thing in my eyes… the reflection of yours.
2. NEVER say NEVER, but say that you love me FOREVER and EVER.
3. I hope you think of me each night before you fall asleep.
4. My heart beats to the rhythm of our love.
5. Love is what I feel when I see you beside me.
6. If you were ice cream, I would melt you with the heat of my love.
7. When you gaze at the stars remember me, for in each one is a kiss for thee.
8. I would ride a rocket to the stars, to be with you when you are far.
9. I was looking for an angel, but I suddenly stopped when you flew into my life.
10. If heaven is full of angels like you, I would ride an air balloon to meet you.