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STRANGERS
(a silent play with no words spoken whatsoever)
By Eleanor Tylbor
GUY1 walks across the stage and is approached by GUY2.
GUY1 waves at GUY2 but GUY2 doesn't wave back.
GUY1 waves at GUY2 again, smiling.
GUY2 ignores him and turns his head sideways.
GUY1 rushes over to him and taps him on the shoulder, forcing GUY2 to acknowledge his presence
GUY2 turns to face him, pushes him backwards and attempts to rush away
GUY1 blocks his departure with an extended arm and moves his face close to GUY2's face, and points to his face
GUY2 backs up and attempts to flee
GUY1 chases after him but GUY2 moves too quickly.
GUY 1 drops his head and shakes it slowly and his shoulders droop indicating dejection
A FEMALE APPROACHES.
GUY1 lifts his head and focuses his attention on her. He scans her body with his eyes, taking in her figure. He smoothes his hair, fixes his shirt collar and adjusts his pants. She is reading while walking and he makes a point of bumping into her.
FEMALE, startled, drops book and takes step backward.
GUY1 smiles and bends over to pick up book. He glances at title and points at her - then at himself.
FEMALE grabs book out of his hand and attempts to move on, obviously leery of GUY1.
GUY1 extends his arm and touches her shoulder. She whirls around and hits him squarely across his face. He reels backwards and places his hand on his face, shaking his head in bewilderment and shrugs his shoulders
FEMALE removes her purse that is hanging on her shoulder and hits him on his shoulders - then focuses her attention on the book and moves on
GUY1 drops down on to the floor, drops his head and it's obvious by his heaving shoulders that he is sobbing. He shakes his head in frustration while pounding the floor with his fists.
He suddenly jumps up after spotting a CLOWN, who is puffing away on a cigarette. GUY1 jumps up and down in excitement, runs towards clown in an attempt to communicate with him
(END OF SCENE 1)
Seriously.
He sets up a pose with a jovial group of African-American teens. Trying to be hip, he asks: "Who let the dogs out? Hoot Hoot."
I know. I KNOW. Someone open the window to get the stench of racism out of here.
At the 2:33 mark, he asks a BABY "What's HAPPENING?" and then talks about the baby's "BLING BLING." When he calls the little baby "Michael Jordan," I had to check my calendar to make sure it was 2008 and not circa 1863, somewhere on a southern plantation.
Yo, Mitt! You've got street cred in the hood now!
G-d help us. :{
Zappo the cat left home at a very young age to join the circus. Till this day, Zappo always rides his flying pig backwards because his mother long ago said, " Always remember where you came from."
Okay, so Zappo took it literally.
Illustration Friday: Wedding
She married the class clown...
Luggage tag, collage, acrylic and ink
Illustration Friday: Citrus
Introducing Citron the clown and his wonderful balancing act...
Home made luggage tag, collage, acrylic and pencil
Pip the clown was glad that he had changed his plans and decided against diving into a glass of water....
Watercolour
Self-promotional piece.
www.susan-mitchell.com
http://itsawhimsicallife.blogspot.com
Love this...its hysterical!
this is really great!
Cute! And such good advice! : )
So silly and cute! Love the composition. Happy trails Zappo!
I love it!
DO YOU THINK THAT LITTLE PIGGY IS GOING TO MARKET?
Yes ... hysterical! :D
Funny and cute!
How cool is that!
Hey, Hey! That is awesome! Zappo is so a lucky guy.
Is this collage? This is so much fun. I love the layout, the silliness, all of it! Bravo, Laurel!
Oh, Laurel, this is sooooo cool!
Love it, love it, love it!
Excellent piece! So witty and attractive.
wonderfully fun and well crafted !!
Awesome, awesome, awsome! I never know what to expect from you - you are master of so many mediums. Your cleverness and inventiveness is extraordinary.
awww that is my all time favorite right there
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What a fun illustrations! I love the feel of the piece. How do you come up with these cute illos. and great words to go with them?!
Zappo is a very wise kitty indeed. No snozzle juice in the face if you ride bare backwards.
This is the first montage I've ever seen you do,Laurel. I hope you do more of them. I really like it.
What a bummer. I'm always so careful about proofing. I always proof my text over and over, but I blew it this time. Now I wish that everyone would text the skip and just look at the pictures.
Hi Laurel! I love this! It's amazing! Zappo is adorable!
excellent! I like your mix technique...tnx for the comment
Magic intriguing vision and achievement
wonderful collage!
this cheered me up no end, cute, and wonderfully artistic.
I just corrected the typo, Laurel. I hope not too many people noticed it. I'm so glad you pointed it out. I'm a stickler for no-typo text on my blog. Feel free to let me know if you ever catch any other typos.
We leave in a couple hours on our South Sea expedition. It's hard to believe that this week we will be where those pictures on my blog were taken.
Gorgeous - great interpretation of the theme!
Oh my, what a fun, funny and charming post. I LOVE IT!!!
I love this!! It is fantastic!!
~ Diane Clancy
www.dianeclancy.com/blog
Love how you did the pigs Laurel ! Hope you have a good week!
Wow...that has such a great feel of space and pop to it! Very nice...
lovely, so lovely and cheerful i cant help but smile
Hahaha- excellent everything here! & I agree w/Brine- great feel to this. (Pigs must be in the air- I've been working on ptg of one since I got back fm rdtp)
The name Zappo reminds me of Harpo- which reminds me of Groucho- who I bet would love your sense of humor.
Your talent shines through again!
This is really awesome!
Wow! Awesome. This is so beautiful, funny, full of great details - completely awesome. Great great work:)))
very clever and nicely done!
PS I am passing you the 'true blue' award; for those on the net being true blue to others - through thick and thin. (ok I am paraphrasing). I bet that you already have a collection of these; but if not you can read more about it here:
http://ascenderrisesabove.com/wordpress/?p=2682
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There doesn't seem to be an end to your creative diversity! Very cool collage! Sooo funny and well executed.
However I am a bit prejudiced, as I am partial to kitties and pigs.
what a fantastic piece! great fun!
teri
Howdy Lolo! Thank you for the award! I am going to pick my five peeps on Friday... Your piece is very magical
LOVE IT! Heeeee...we know that pig very well, don't we?
nice work we came at the same idea from different directions
some reason it reminds me of the song pigs on the wing by P. floyd. lucky Zappo : michael dailey
Very cool imagery. Surreal and very funny.
This is delightful. I love the whimsy. You have done a great job at seamlessly arranging the collage elements into a picture.
Great post and illo. Have a wonderful Christmas!