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1. Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe resembles... the 2016 American Presidential Election



When I wrote Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe in 2009-2010, I definitely tried to weave in some political satire that would resonate with kids who have to listen when their parents watch the news, and who have probably experienced a school election or two themselves.

Little did I know this novel would start to resemble the present in some weird ways.

Quick plot summary for those who haven't read it: the king of the universe has decided to abdicate the throne in favor of space's first democratic election, and since no self-respecting space human wants to listen to an adult give speeches (shudder), it is up to Mick Cracken, space buccaneer extraordinaire, and Jacob Wonderbar, Earth-born prankster with a heart of gold, to vie for the presidency.

Jacob wants to do a good job as president of the universe. Mick? Not so much. He promises nothing but entertainment.

They visit the planet full of journalists (imagine CNN's studios, but like, a whole planet), and Mick gives this speech:
Mick flashed his best cocky smile. "To the finest reporters and journalists in the universe, guardians of free speech and keepers of liberty. I bow down before your beauty and intelligence, you peerless scribes of truth and wisdom." 
The reporters nodded to each other and smiled. There was a smattering of applause. Jacob didn't know what to do and locked eyes with Sarah Daisy, who shook her head and shrugged. 
Mick paused for a moment, basking in the glow of attention. Finally he began to speak. 
"My administration will be full of corruption and scandal. There will be foul tricks and dirty deeds. I will disgrace the office, and my mistakes will force me to beg for mercy." Mick looked up at the reporters. "There will probably be tears." 
The reporters murmured to each other appreciatively. 
"As the universe's most famous space buccaneer, I couldn't be more unqualified for this office. I cannot promise you that I will be competent  or wise or good or even sort of good. You will often wonder how and why you elected me in the first place. That is, if I don't steal votes outright." Mick winked, and the reporters laughed. "There will always be a scandal to follow. Always a conspiracy to unravel. Constant speculation about whether I will be forced to resign. 
"Above all else, you will never be bored. I will break every single promise I make to you, except for this one, which I will hold dear: My speeches will be short." 
The room grew quiet in excitement and anticipation. 
"And that is why it gives me great pleasure to announce my candidacy for president of the universe." 
The reporters rose to their feet and cheered wildly. Mick raised his hands above his head and shook them in triumph.

Annnnd here we are. If you'd like to read more about the campaign antics, Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe is for sale on Amazon and B&N.

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2. The Jacob Wonderbar books are on sale for $2.99 each for a limited time!


My out-of-this world space adventure series now has an out-of-this world price!

Ha. Ha ha. Someone please write my marketing copy.

Anyway, I'm extremely pleased to announce that for a limited time you can purchase the e-book editions of Jacob Wonderbar and the Cosmic Space Kapow, Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe, and Jacob Wonderbar and the Interstellar Time Warp for the quite reasonable price of $2.99 each!

Jacob Wonderbar and the Cosmic Space Kapow:
Amazon
B&N Nook
iBooks (coming soon)
Kobo
Smashwords

Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe:
Amazon
B&N Nook
iBooks (coming soon)
Kobo

Smashwords

Jacob Wonderbar and the Interstellar Time Warp: 
Amazon
B&N Nook
iBooks (coming soon)
Kobo

Smashwords

And if print is your thing, the print books are for sale for $11 at:

Jacob Wonderbar and the Cosmic Space Kapow:
Amazon
B&N
CreateSpace

Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe:
Amazon
B&N
CreateSpace

Jacob Wonderbar and the Interstellar Time Warp:
Amazon
B&N

In case you don't simply purchase books solely on their low low prices, I should say that Booklist called book #1 "fast-paced and hilarious," and Kirkus said of #2 it's a "slapstick space saga [that] is as much fun as the first."

Or, just watch these radical book trailers by the great Brent Peterson:







Hope you enjoy!

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3. Jacob Wonderbar and the Interstellar Time Warp Publication Day!


It's publication day for Jacob Wonderbar and the Interstellar Time Warp! The trilogy is now officially complete. Wow!

Jacob Wonderbar and the Cosmic Space Kapow
Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe
Jacob Wonderbar and the Interstellar Time Warp

I started writing Jacob Wonderbar in the fall of 2008 with barely a notion that it would turn into anything, and four and a half years later, after many, many hours of writing and working on this series it's finally complete and out there in the world.

Please check out all three whether you're eight years old or ninety-eight or anything in between or even older. There's something in there for everyone.

And if you don't believe me, here's Kirkus:

Wonderbar #1
Wonderbar #2
Wonderbar #3

Meanwhile, we're having ourselves quite a first paragraph contest!! There's still time to enter, so come on down with your first paragraph and enter the contest! The winner will have their manuscript considered by superstar agent Catherine Drayton. If you don't have a paragraph handy: write one!

And in keeping with all of the themes of this post, I thought I'd post the first paragraph from each book in the Jacob Wonderbar series:

Jacob Wonderbar and the Cosmic Space Kapow

Each type of substitute teacher had its own special weakness, and Jacob Wonderbar knew every possible trick to distract them. Male substitutes with long hair and women in tie-dyed skirts often had a guitar stashed nearby and were just waiting for an excuse to ditch the lesson plan and play a song. The mousy ones who spoke softly and tentatively when they introduced themselves would patiently answer every absurd question Jacob asked them and would be confronting a classroom gone wild within minutes.

Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe

Jacob slammed the door to his mom's car and stomped through the supermarket parking lot. "Jacob," his mom called after him. "I can understand if you don't want to talk about it but please don't take it out on my car."

Jacob Wonderbar and the Interstellar Time Warp

[Oops I can't share this one because it has spoilers!! Sorry!]

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4. These Past Few Weeks in Books 2/1/13

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First of all, before I get to the bazillion links I have saved up... I smell something. Is that a... I think... why, yes, I think I know what that is. A CONTEST IS COMING.

And not just any contest. One of the big huge ones. It's been too long. This one is going to be good. I'm very excited. Stick. Around.

Or maybe just come back on Monday. You don't need to literally stick around.

Now then, these links aren't going to link to themselves.

A new Jacob Wonderbar is also coming next week! Yes indeedy, the third and final installment of the Jacob Wonderbar series, Jacob Wonderbar and the Interstellar Time Warp, is coming out on Thursday! Make sure to pre-order so you and the kids in your life can be hipster middle grade readers and say you read it before it was all popular and stuff. I'm very excited to have this series all wrapped up and ready to be read in full:

Jacob Wonderbar and the Cosmic Space Kapow
Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe
Jacob Wonderbar and the Interstellar Time Warp

Whew! Excitement! I swear adults will enjoy them too. They're not just for kids.

Okay now for the real links.

Author Stephen Elliott had a great post called The Problem With the Problem With Memoir, in which he has this priceless quote:
...celebrity memoirs are rarely interesting, despite how interesting their lives appear from the outside. The problem is not that they don’t live interesting lives, it’s that they’re not writers.
In book promotion news, a pertinent question for our age: Why do literary readings always make me want to kill myself? (via The Millions). And Adam Mansbach has a hilarious and very timely post on the state of book promotion: Hell is my own book tour.

Gosh. If I didn't know any better I'd think authors hate self-promotion.

In new book ventures, esteemed blog The Millions is launching an e-book venture, and Random House is launching a Facebook app to help people share and discover books.

When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go downtown. When you've got no worries all the noise and the hurry seems to help I know, downtown. At least, that's where HarperCollins is going.

In io9 writing advice news, these are the character names that should be banned forever, and here is a writing tip that really does work, in fact I have employed this one myself from time to time.

Agent Mary Kole has advice for getting the most out of a writer's conference, and agent Rachelle Gardner has a new e-book out on deciding between traditional and self-publication!

Publishing industry expert Mike Shatzkin had too good posts lately on the importance of bookstore buying and inventory management decisions and also about what Barnes & Noble's recent contraction announcement means for publishers.

In social media news, Scientific American has a terrific posts on the pros and cons of comment threads and moderation.

GalleyCat has a list of free places to back up your work online.

And award news! You get a Newbery! You get a Caldecott! You get a Printz!

These past few weeks in the forums: mourning the end of Game of Thrones Season 2, making meaning out of the adolescent years, giving yourself permission to fail, your 2013 writing goals, and do you have to listen to everything a beta reader says?

And finally, a seriously awesome article about love.

Have a great weekend!

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5. Jacob Wonderbar and the Interstellar Time Warp

I'm thrilled to reveal the cover for Jacob Wonderbar and the Interstellar Time Warp, which will be published in March 2013!



Thanks as always to the amazing Christopher S. Jennings for the illustrations and Greg Stadnyk for the cover design!

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6. Enter to Win a Nook! The Wonderbar Pinning Sweepstakes Spectacular!!

It's publication week for my novel Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe! You still have time to win a Kindle with Special Offers, and now I'm giving away a Nook Simple Touch!

Also: Correction, it's publication day! Holy space monkeys!!

In case you haven't heard at some point this week, Jacob Wonderbar is the candidate you want to elect in 2012. He is fantastic at pranks, he can escape substitute teachers with the best of them, and he can usually fly around the universe without causing massive space explosions. Of course, he's running against Mick Cracken, the universe's greatest space buccaneer, and running from a rogue band of space monkeys. 

He may also have to save the planet Earth from being blown to smithereens. It's a tough campaign.

Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe is for 8-years-old and up and is being published by Dial Books for Young Readers, a division of Penguin Group USA, and is now available in bookstores!

Order today at:
Amazon (hardcover)!
Amazon (Kindle)!
Barnes & Noble (hardcover)!
Barnes & Noble (Nook)!
Books-a-Million!
Books Inc!
iBooks!
Indiebound!
Powell's!

And if you missed the first installment in the series, Jacob Wonderbar and the Cosmic Space Kapow, it's available in paperback and reasonably-priced-e-book:

Amazon (paperback)!
Amazon (Kindle)!
Barnes & Noble (paperback)!
Barnes & Noble (Nook)!
Books-a-Million!
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7. Enter to Win a Kindle! The 2nd Annual Wonderbar Twitter Sweepstakes Extravaganza!!

It's publication week for my novel Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe, and I'm giving away a Kindle with Special Offers!

In case you haven't heard, Jacob Wonderbar is the candidate you want to elect in 2012. He is fantastic at pranks, he can escape substitute teachers with the best of them, and he can usually fly around the universe without causing massive space explosions. Of course, he's running against Mick Cracken, the universe's greatest space buccaneer, and running from a rogue band of space monkeys. 

He may also have to save the planet Earth from being blown to smithereens. It's a tough campaign.

Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe is for 8-years-old and up. It is being published by Dial Books for Young Readers, a division of Penguin Group USA, and will be available in bookstores tomorrow!

Order today at:
Amazon (hardcover)!
Amazon (Kindle)!
Barnes & Noble (hardcover)!
Barnes & Noble (Nook)!
Books-a-Million!
Books Inc!
iBooks!
Indiebound!
Powell's!

And if you missed the first installment, Jacob Wonderbar and the Cosmic Space Kapow, it's available in paperback and reasonably-priced-e-book:

Amazon (paperback)!
Amazon (Kindle)!
Barnes & Noble (paperback)!
Barnes & Noble (Nook)!
Books-a-Million!
Books Inc!
iBooks!
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8. Jacob Wonderbar Week!

Hold onto your space helmets, it's going to be a fun week!

I'm gearing up for the release of Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe, the second book in the Jacob Wonderbar series. If you're in the San Francisco area I would love to see you at the release party at Books Inc. Opera Plaza this Friday!

Rest assured this is not going to be a week of Buy My Book Buy My Book Buy My Book. Here's what we have in store:

Tomorrow I'm going to have a post on the 10 Commandments of Editing, which I have chiseled into stone tablets and hidden around the country in difficult to reach top-secret locations! Or I've just typed them and they will only be available online. I'm not telling. Find out tomorrow.

Wednesday I will be giving away a Kindle for one lucky Tweeter. Isn't that twitterific?

Thursday I will be giving away a Nook for one lucky Pinterester. Isn't that pinteresting? Also Thursday is release day. Holy corndogs! 

Friday is party day and we'll talk about what we've learned. Just kidding, we will have learned little.

Meanwhile! There are some new readers around these parts and let's recap why we're here. Jacob Wonderbar is a prank-loving kid who trades a corndog for a spaceship, blasts off into space, and has to find his way back home. He encounters a planet where days are thirty second long, the universe's most nefarious space buccaneer, and, horror of horrors, a planet of substitute teachers. He and his friends have to work together to make their way back home.

Jacob Wonderbar and the Cosmic Space Kapow, book #1 in the series, is ostensibly for children aged 8-12, but has been approved by the Food and Drug Administration for consumption by adults. (Just don't eat it.)

And it's now out in paperback for just $7.99! The e-book too!

You can find it in your neighborhood bookstore or online:

Amazon (paperback)!
Amazon (Kindle)!
Barnes & Noble (paperback)!
Barnes & Noble (Nook)!
Books-a-Million!
Books Inc!
iBooks!
Indiebound!
Powell's!

And if you don't believe me, believe the book trailer:



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9. Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe: The Book Trailer!



Huge thanks to Brent Peterson for his fantastic work. Check him out at http://www.page2screen.net/

Illustrations by Christopher S. Jennings

Order Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe today at your local bookstore or:
Amazon (hardcover)!
Amazon (Kindle)!
Barnes & Noble (hardcover)!
Barnes & Noble (Nook)!
Books-a-Million!
Books Inc!
iBooks!
Indiebound!
Powell's!

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10. This Week in Books 5/13/11

What a week! Thanks so much to everyone for all of your support during JACOB WONDERBAR launch week, I appreciate it so much. Next week we'll be getting back to regular programming to give everyone a breather from WONDERBAR WONDERBAR WONDERBAR, but there may be a few contests and surprises in store once everyone has recovered.

First off, holy cow, the amazing people in the discussion forums got together and sent me the nicest surprise at my launch party last night: Rocket cupcakes!! Thanks so much guys! I was so touched.


And! We have a winner in the Wonderbar Twitter Sweepstakes Extravaganza!! There were a total of 999 people who used the hashtag (which I thought was rather auspicious). In order to pick a winner, I went over to random.org, which gave me...

And I went over to my handy-dandy spreadsheet of entries.... which gave a familiar face around these parts...


Congrats to Josin McQuein!! Her Kindle is on the way.

Meanwhile, I collected links this week and here we go.

There was some interesting e-book news reported by my colleague David Carnoy at CNET. First off, Amazon is rumored to have an Android tablet e-reader in the works, something CEO Jeff Bezos didn't exactly deny. The tablet likely wouldn't replace the e-ink Kindle but would be sold alongside it. Bezos also talked about color e-ink, which is in prototype stages but isn't yet ready for prime time.

And in other e-book news, there's still a looming potential crisis for e-readers on the iPad, something discussed at length in a fascinating and no-holds-barred Q&A with a maker of an e-book app called iFlow Reader, which the manufacturer pulled from the app store (and with some harsh words for Apple). Apple is supposedly cracking down on companies with a provision that requires them to make in-app purchases available to consumers. This essentially means that if someone buys an e-book within an app, because of the agency model Apple gets the entire profit from that sale, which was unsustainable for iFlow Reader. No word on how Amazon, B&N and Kobo are going to deal with this requirement.

Meanwhile, e-book distributor Smashwords has been in the news as they announced that they had published their 11 Comments on This Week in Books 5/13/11, last added: 5/16/2011
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11. Annnnd.... We're Back! (And First Chapter Re-posted)

So... Jacob Wonderbar kind of broke Blogger, which ate yesterday's post and all your lovely comments.

But I remember them!! And THANK YOU so much to everyone for all of your support and kind words. You made this astronaut very happy:


Despite Blogger's snafu, JACOB WONDERBAR is still very much for sale! You can snag a copy at:
Amazon (hardcover)!
Amazon (Kindle)! 
Barnes & Noble (hardcover)! 
Barnes & Noble (Nook)!
Books-a-Million!
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12. Enter to Win a Kindle! The Wonderbar Twitter Sweepstakes Extravaganza!!!
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It's publication week for my novel JACOB WONDERBAR AND THE COSMIC SPACE KAPOW, and I'm giving away a Kindle with Special Offers!

First, please consider buying a copy JACOB WONDERBAR! It's about three kids who trade a corndog for a spaceship, blast off into space, break the universe, and have to find their way back home. Along the way they meet a nefarious space pirate, land on a planet where the days are just a minute long, and Jacob starts to suspect that his long-lost dad might just be somewhere out in space. It's a fun read for eight-year-olds and up (adults will enjoy it too).

It's being published by Dial Books for Young Readers, a division of Penguin Group USA, and will be available in bookstores on May 12th.

Order today at:
Amazon (hardcover)!
Amazon (Kindle)!
Barnes & Noble (hardcover)!
Barnes & Noble (Nook)!
Books-a-Million!
Borders!
Indiebound!
Powell's!

Here's how to enter to win the Kindle with Special Offers:

Step #1: Follow me on Twitter (click this link)


Step #2: Re-Tweet the official contest Tweet (click this link)


Step #3: Post a tweet about how you know when you're in trouble. You MUST include the exact hashtag #YouKnowYoureInTroubleWhen

Examples:
#YouKnowYoureInTroubleWhen you break the universe.
#YouKnowYoureInTroubleWhen you land on a planet that smells like burp breath.
#YouKnowYoureInTroubleWhen you sit on your cat.

Here be the rules:
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13. This Week in Books 5/6/11
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This week! Books!

Thanks for tuning in for How I Write week! To recap:
Monday: How I Write
Tuesday: How I Edit
Wednesday: My Query Letter
Thursday: Why I Chose a Traditional Publisher

Next week is WONDERBAR publication week and I'll be kicking off on Monday with a giveaway of some kind! And don't forget, if you're in the Bay Area next Friday please join me for the WONDERBAR launch party at Books Inc., Opera Plaza at 7pm. Here's the invite, hope to see you there.

Fun fun!

Meanwhile, I caught a few links this week and here they be.

Lots of e-book news, and some of it came from CNET, where I am employed. First up, my colleague David Carnoy took a look at the new $114 ad-supported Kindle and found the ads unobtrusive and worth the savings. And although there doesn't appear to be a new e-ink innovation on the horizon, B&N is rumored to be set to debut a new Nook, which will most likely be an e-ink version update rather than a new Nook Color.

I've long said that the idea that there's no such thing as being "just an author," and the New York Times has a great roundup of some author-as-self-promoting-brands of yore, including Herodutus paying for his own book tour in 440 BC. Self-promotion is as old as writing.

GalleyCat recently linked to the 10 most popular professions for romance novel heroes. I'm shocked SHOCKED that Social Media Manager didn't make the list. I guess doctors and cowboys really do have all the fun. (Oh, and speaking of which, Amazon is now launching a romance imprint)

Agent Kristin Nelson has a great post on the art of the blurb request and how to go about that delicate task.

And Amanda Hocking has announced another deal with St. Martin's for her previously published Trylle Trilogy. This will be interesting to track as she acknowledges that the e-book prices will be going up from where they are now, but they'll probably still be lower than regular e-book prices.

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14. Why I Chose a Traditional Publisher
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By: Nathan Bransford, on 5/5/2011
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It's How I Write week here on the blog as we gear up for the release of JACOB WONDERBAR on May 12th. Monday: How I Write. Tuesday: How I Edit. Wednesday: My Query Letter and How I Found an Agent. Today: Why I Chose a Traditional Publisher. Friday: This Week in Books

Please stick around!

One of the more common questions I receive in interviews and the like is this one: You have a blog, you were in the business by virtue of being a former literary agent, why didn't you self-publish? Why didn't you do it on your own? Couldn't you have made more money self-publishing?

I know there are lots of people out there asking themselves whether they should go through the potentially months- or years-long finding-an-agent-and-then-a-publisher process or just get right to it and self-publish. But I decided to go the traditional route with Penguin for a two book deal (JACOB WONDERBAR AND THE COSMIC SPACE KAPOW and JACOB WONDERBAR FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE), and I'm very pleased to announce today that we finalized a third, tentatively titled JACOB WONDERBAR AND THE INTERSTELLAR TIME WARP!!

So why did I choose a traditional publisher? Many many reasons.

They are...

My Editor is Amazing

Having a professional editor in your corner is indispensable, and here's the part where I give heap tons of well-deserved praise on my amazing editor, Kate Harrison, who understood and believed in WONDERBAR from the start. Kate has a ton of experience, I trust her instincts and editorial eye, and she is deeply committed to making every book as good as it can possibly be.

We went through pretty extensive revisions for COSMIC SPACE KAPOW, and I think they resulted in a much stronger book.

I Don't Have Time to be a Self-Published Author

I have a very full-time job that I am deeply committed to and a blog that takes up a good chunk of my free time. I don't have time to hire an editor, hire a copyeditor, hire an illustrator, hire a cover artist, buy ISBNs, make sure the formatting is right for all the various editions, choose trim size, write cover copy, and all of the other seven billion tasks that go into making a book.

I write, I do the bloggy things, I do the Twitter and the Facebook, and Penguin handles the making-of-the-book thing. Better still? Penguin does a fabulous job. I love my illustrator, I love my cover, the interior looks amazing. They did a way better job at all of that than I could have done on my own.

Print is Still Where It's At, Especially for Children's Books

Yes, this balance will continue to change as we move into the e-book world. But as I articulated in a post a few months back, this is still a print world. Even with the exponential rise of e-books we're stil

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15. My Query Letter for JACOB WONDERBAR
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By: Nathan Bransford, on 5/4/2011
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It's How I Write week here on the blog as we gear up for the release of JACOB WONDERBAR on May 12th. Monday: How I Write. Tuesday: How I Edit. Today: My Query Letter and How I Found an Agent. Thursday: Why I Chose a Traditional Publisher. Friday: This Week in Books

Please stick around!

Before I get to my query letter, let me answer two oft-asked questions: Yes, I needed an agent even though I was an agent at the time, and yes, I had to send out query letters the old-fashioned way.

I sent queries out to seven or eight agents, some of whom I knew personally, some of whom (like Catherine Drayton, my now-agent), I knew only by reputation. I chose to query Catherine because she represents one of my favorite books, THE BOOK THIEF, and I had heard great things about her.

So I sent out my query, got a few rejections, Catherine and a few other agents asked to see partials/fulls, and when Catherine called to offer representation a few weeks later I knew we were a match. She really got the book, I liked the changes she suggested for the manuscript, and I really got the sense that she has a ton of integrity, which was one of the most important qualities I was looking for in an agent.

And, yup. When I was writing my query I used the mad lib formula, personalized the query, and kept it under 300 words. I practice what I preach, people. (For a complete guide to writing a query letter, see this post)

Now for the query. Here goes...

Dear Ms. Drayton,

As a young literary agent with Curtis Brown Ltd. I have long admired Inkwell, as well as your strong track record. To paraphrase Douglas Adams, if you searched for a book that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike THE BOOK THIEF (which I absolutely loved), you might just have JACOB WONDERBAR AND THE COSMIC SPACE KAPOW, a middle-grade-and-up science fiction novel that I just completed. Still fun! But no one dies - Mr. Death would be lonely.

Jacob Wonderbar has been the bane of every substitute teacher at Magellan Middle School ever since his dad moved away from home. He never would have survived without his best friend Dexter, even if he is a little timid, and his cute-but-tough friend Sarah Daisy, who is chronically overscheduled. But when the trio meets a mysterious man in silver one night they trade a corn dog for his sassy spaceship and blast off into the great unknown. That is, until they break the universe in a giant space kapow and a nefarious space buccaneer named Mick Cracken maroons Jacob and Dexter on a tiny planet that smells like burp breath. The friends have to work together to make it back to their little street where the houses look the same, even as Earth seems farther and farther away.

JACOB WONDERBAR AND THE COSMIC SPACE KAPOW is 50,000 words and stands alone, but I have ideas for a series, including titles such as JACOB WONDERBAR FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE and JACOB WONDERBAR AND THE VACATIONING ALIENS FROM ANOTHER PLANET. I'm the author of an eponymous agenting and writing blog.

I'd be thrilled i

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16. T-minus Two Weeks!
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By: Nathan Bransford, on 4/28/2011
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And I have finished copies. Very exciting!! It's all very very real. Or at least as real as it can be when it's a book that involves the breaking the universe.

Just a quick preview of the next few weeks. I am hard at work on a series of posts for next week devoted to revealing How I Write, How I Edit, I shall share my Original WONDERBAR Query Letter, and provide the secrets and the alchemy of creating planets that smell like burp breath. (Kidding about that last part).

And then starting May 9th we shall be hosting a special surprise or two that may involve winning something you may possibly want to own. Specific enough? (Prizes, prizes!)

WONDERBAR officially releases May 12th, and you are invited to the launch party on May 13th.

All this is to say: busy busy! Blogging time limited! But good stuff is in store. And if you haven't yet pre-ordered JACOB WONDERBAR AND THE COSMIC SPACE KAPOW, let me rather ostentatiously present you with some links:

Amazon!
Barnes & Noble!
Books-a-Million!
Borders!
Indiebound!
Powell's!

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17. Jacob Wonderbar: The Book Trailer!
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By: Nathan Bransford, on 4/12/2011
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It's the 50th anniversary of the first manned space trip, and we're also exactly one month away from the publication day of JACOB WONDERBAR AND THE COSMIC SPACE KAPOW. I couldn't be more excited to share the book trailer!



Huge, massive thanks to the incredible Brent Peterson for his direction, and who is open for business in case you'd like to utilize his talents: www.page2screen.net

Illustrations by Christopher S. Jennings and music by Quantum Music Works.

Pre-order JACOB WONDERBAR today!
Amazon
Barnes & Noble
Books-a-Million
Borders
Indiebound
Powell's

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18. Jacob Wonderbar for President of the Universe
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By: Nathan Bransford, on 4/4/2011
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Coming early 2012!!

(And yes, that's a space monkey in the top right corner)

I'm so grateful to Christopher S. Jennings for his amazing illustrations and Greg Stadnyk for the cover design.

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19. In Defense of Dead/Absent Parents in Children's Literature
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By: Nathan Bransford, on 9/23/2010
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There has been some discussion in the book world lately about the prevalence of absent and/or dead parents in children's literature. In an interesting article in Publishers Weekly called "The Ol' Dead Dad Syndrome," editor and author Leila Sales argues that dead parents in children's literature are not only troublingly common, they can sometimes be symptomatic of lazy writing--after all, it's easier to write a book if you don't have to figure out the main character's relationship with their parents.

Now, you may be less than shocked to learn I have written a children's novel with an absent parent (or at least a parent who is either flying around the universe or currently living in Milwaukee who could say really??). Wherever he is, Jacob Wonderbar's dad is not living at home with Jacob.

Although I am biased on this subject, I definitely agree with Sales that there is a certain appeal to just getting the parents out of the picture so the kids can go have their adventures. Roald Dahl perhaps knew this better than anyone when he had James' parents run over by a rhinoceros at the beginning of JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH, and Sophie is already living in an orphanage in the beginning of THE BFG.

And yet despite my good luck in the parental department (I had the incredible fortune of growing up with two relatively normal parents who managed to raise me to adulthood without getting run over by rhinoceroses), virtually all of my favorite books as a child involved kids having to fend for themselves with dead or otherwise absent parents:

JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH
THE BFG
TOM SAWYER
ISLAND OF THE BLUE DOLPHINS
BY THE GREAT HORN SPOON!
THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ
and many many more

The tradition has been carried on in modern children's classics such as A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS (orphans), HARRY POTTER (orphan), and THE HUNGER GAMES (fatherless), not to mention in movies as diverse as "Star Wars" (thinks he's an orphan, father actually a deadbeat/Sith) and "The Lion King" (father killed by wildebeests).

And it's not exactly a new tradition. Early and medieval stories across cultures, from Cinderella (orphan) to Aladdin (fatherless), feature characters who lack one or more parental units.

So what is up with all those dead parents?

I'm not a psychologist or an anthropologist or even a cultural historian (though I play one on a blog), but I am a former twelve-year-old, and I can remember how thrilling it was to read books where the kids were off on their own, fighting and outsmarting adults, dealing with harsh landscapes, facing their deepest fears, making unforgettable friendships, and, while I didn't know it at the time, learning how to be adults.

Around the age the books in this list are so appealing, we're starting to imagine life without our parents, we're starting to develop our own opinions and thoughts, and we're starting to realize that our parents are not always right about everything (eventually we'll learn that they were right about more than we realized at the time).

Dead parents, I would argue, are an externalization of this nascent independence. We're starting to imagine life on our own and love to read about kids who have been suddenly thrust into that position. A tradition this common cannot be accidental.

Now, that's not to say that we don't need more authentic (and living) parents in young adult literatu

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20. On the Experience of Seeing Your Cover for the First Time
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By: Nathan Bransford, on 9/13/2010
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I have been casting about for the proper metaphor for seeing the cover of your book for the first time. One writer I know compared it to childbirth: After a lot of hard work you get to see what your baby looks like. But then, well, I'm pretty sure people always like their babies, and they don't always like their covers (though I sure love mine!)

Then I was thinking it was kind of like pottery, how you spin a pot and throw some glaze on there and put it in the kiln and it comes out looking shiny. But that's not quite right either, because you pretty much know what a pot is going to look like when it comes out.

It resists comparison, people.

As an agent, I have heard many authors say that seeing the cover was when the whole publishing process seemed "real." And now I see what they mean. It does seem more real.

Only: I think I misunderstood what people meant by "real."

I had always thought it felt "real" for writers because the cover made the whole thing look more like an actual book. And yeah, that's probably a part of it. But that's not really how I experienced the "real" thing. There was more to it than that.

Up until that point when you see the cover, it's difficult to imagine that someone else reading your book will have a different imagination of how things look and feel than you. As a writer, you have a certain idea of the physical and artistic aesthetic of the book: what the characters look like, which parts of the book comprise the essence, and what people will take away from it.

So when you see the cover for the first time, at first there's inevitably a "Whoa, this wasn't how I was picturing it." And of course it wasn't how you were picturing it! No one is going to interpret a book the same way you do, even though you wrote the darn thing.

But then, when the cover is good, there's quickly a dawning that it captures the essence of the book. It's not your imagination you're seeing represented... and yet it is. It may not be how you physically pictured it, and yet there's something there that is so so so right.

The real metaphor, I realized, is that the cover process is kind of like a physical manifestation of the writing and reading experience itself. People are out there reading your book, and they're not picturing the same castle that you were picturing when you wrote it, and they're not imagining the characters looking the same way as you were, and they're not seeing the same fields and mountains. What's happening in the minds-eye is unique to every reader.

And yet despite those differences, there is an essence that binds the writer and reader, a shared kernel that is hopefully passed through the words. We don't often get those different interpretations drawn out for our viewing pleasure, but when the cover comes along, it's "real" because it's a reminder that a book isn't all yours anymore. It will soon belong to readers, who will picture a different character and world than you were picturing, while hopefully absorbing the essence what you were truly going for.

I couldn't be happier with how the cover for JACOB WONDERBAR turned out!! When I saw these characters illustrated I couldn't believe how well they were captured. Thank you so much to Christopher S. Jennings for the illustration and Greg Stadnyk for the design!

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21. The Series Bible
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I was working on JACOB WONDERBAR #2 the other day and it came time to reintroduce a teacher that plays an important role in the first book. I summoned my mental image of the teacher...... which was completely blank.

What did she look like again? What color hair and eyes did she have? Total blank.

I mean, I'm not great with faces in real life, let alone with fictional characters. I think have a mild form of that face blindness thing, so by the way if I meet you again in real life and I have a blank look on my face it's not personal I think you're great just give me some context!!!!!!! (Luckily my wife will spot someone on the street and say things like, "That is the person who sold me a lollipop when I went to the county fair in 1985 but now they have orange hair." I'm surprised she hasn't been hired by the CIA)

Anyway, I mentioned how I forgot all about the teacher to my wife and she nodded knowingly and said, "Time to work on your Series Bible."

Series Bibles take many different forms. Sometimes when writers are coming into an already-existing series or, say, a line of books with certain rules (such as in romance) the Series Bible will give them the characters, world, plotlines, and rules that the writer has to follow.

But you can also create your own - if you're writing a series, or even if you're just crafting a single novel set in a unique world with its own rules, I highly recommend creating your own Series Bible. Whenever you reintroduce a character the Series Bible will remind you what they look like. If you have different worlds/planets/lands/classrooms/lairs you won't have to go hunting through your manuscript to try and remember which one is which.

The Series Bible is a lifesaver when your brain has reached capacity.

What to include:

- Characters: What they look like (just copy and paste straight from the book), how many brothers and sisters they have, important events in their past, personality traits, etc. Also, any unique schedules they have, hobbies, etc. I'd include all characters, major and minor. You never know who's going to reappear.
- Worlds/Planets/Lands/Classrooms/etc.: What they look like, their backstory, any important details, etc.
- Rules of Law: Any important/unique laws or conventions, styles, etc.
- Any backstory that happens off the page: Make sure you know and keep track of all the key details.
- Inventions/Special Powers: This is important, especially for science fiction and fantasy. When you invent something, even when it's just barely mentioned, it can create huge repercussions for the rest of the story. For instance, if you introduce a personal hyperwarp drive, whenever a character is in trouble your reader will be like, "Duh, use the personal hyperwarp drive, USE THE PERSONAL HYPERWARP DRIVE!!" Keep track of our inventions and powers, and make sure their rules of use are clearly delineated.
- Anything else you need to remember for later

Your Series Bible will save you when you paper over a plot hole only to open up a big ole gaping chasm somewhere else in the book.

Now I just need one for my real life.

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22. The Waiting is the Worst Part
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By: Nathan Bransford, on 11/17/2009
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When JACOB WONDERBAR went out to editors I really thought I was going to be completely cool about the submission process. I'm an agent! I've seen this before! I've sold projects that were out on submission for six months and even a year! How hard could it be?

So. Being a Big Bad Experienced Agent, how long did it take me to crack?

A week and a half.

A WEEK AND A HALF.

That's how long it took before I woke up in the middle of the night to check my e-mail, woke up my poor wife and said, "It's not going to sell! It's not going to sell. I can't believe it, it's not going to sell."

Now, bear in mind that I know that even when books sell they almost never sell in a week and a half. I know that!! A book selling in a week and a half is almost unheard of. But for some reason everything I knew went out the window. It's like I turned into a doctor who's afraid of needles.

Luckily I was able to keep my panic within the walls of my apartment, but all the same: the experience gave me a huge new respect for just how hard it is to be waiting to hear about your manuscript.

Writing is hard. It's hard, it's time-consuming, it's solitary... it's hard. But at least it's within your control. You can change things, you can work harder and revise more, and it's all within your reach. Writing is the fun part.

The frustrating thing about submitting to agents and editors is that there's nothing. you. can. do. about. it. Once you hit send you're at their mercy. The stress of always wondering if today is the day you're going to receive good or bad news, of always sneaking peeks at your e-mail, and trying to be cool and composed in front of the people who are invested in your work, and hearing all those nos before you get your yeses.... it's a steady stress that wears you down.

Everyone has their breaking point. Turns out mine is embarrassingly short.

Now that I've gone through this myself, I really really try as much as I can to avoid keeping people waiting. I try so hard to keep waiting to a minimum. At the same time, a certain amount of time is just built into the process simply because it takes a long time to read a lot of different projects.

How do you cope with the waiting?

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23. Introducing Jacob Wonderbar
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Confession time: I got a book deal. For a novel. My own.

Background.

I never started this blog, nor did I become a literary agent, because I wanted to be a writer. When I started as an assistant at Curtis Brown in 2002 I had some vague notions that I might write a screenplay… or something… someday… maybe… but that was quickly consumed by the more-than-full-time job of being an assistant and trying to work my way up in the publishing world.

I started the blog because being a literary agent is not only my job, it’s a true passion, and I wanted to both help out the unpublished and try to differentiate myself from the scores of other agents out there. Not, let me say again, because I thought of myself as a writer or had any designs on being one.

Fast forward to October 2008. The publishing industry and broader economy was in total meltdown apocalyptic mode, the whole country was stressed out about the election, and I had this idea for a novel… what better time to write a novel, right???

So, over the next several months, over late nights and weekends, I wrote a middle grade science fiction novel called JACOB WONDERBAR AND THE COSMIC SPACE KAPOW, about three kids who trade a corndog for a spaceship, blast off into space, accidentally break the universe, and have to find their way back home.

(And yes, San Francisco residents: Jacob’s namesake is the completely delicious Philz coffee brew).

Whew! Finished it!

Then I had to find an agent. And no, I couldn’t represent myself.

I sent out my queries, got my share of rejections, stressed plenty, but found my way to the awesome Catherine Drayton at Inkwell, who, to my extreme delight, agreed to take it on. (Why not Curtis Brown? I wouldn’t have wanted it to be awkward for my coworkers when I devolve into an unrepentant diva.)

Then came the submission process, where I… also got my share of rejections.

But then. Then! The clouds parted, the light shone through, and Dial Books for Young Readers at Penguin agreed to publish it. JACOB WONDERBAR AND THE COSMIC SPACE KAPOW will come out in 2011.

Now. Let me try to preempt a few questions that will be on the lips of many an anonymous commenter:

Did you have an advantage being a literary agent?

Yes. Are you kidding me? Yes.

I have been eating, breathing, sleeping, inhaling, and ingesting books basically nonstop, 24/7, for seven years. It’s my day and night job. I’ve seen tens of thousands of query letters, and I (hopefully) know what makes a good one. I’ve been working with some of the most talented writers in the world and have had to think extremely hard about writing and plot and all the other elements that go into a book.

But before I’m held up as an example of all that is wrong with publishing these days, please consider the following:

This wasn’t actually the first novel I have written or tried to have published. Like many writers out there, the first novel I wrote (deservedly) crashed and burned. Couldn’t find an agent and justifiably so. Because it wasn’t good enough. Like many people, I had to experience the pain of giving up on it, putting it in the drawer, and battling a serious case of the “Am I crazies” when I decided to start another one.

So… if all it took to find a publisher was being a literary agent and having a blog: you would have been hearing me announce a deal for that novel.

Let me also just point out that whatever advantage I have as a publishing employee is completely open to everyone: you just have to find a job in publishing, toil away for seven years in the industry, steadily gain everyone’s confidence, and then write in your spare time.

Trust me, there are easier ways of getting a leg up.

But it’s not really a coincidence or a sign of inside dealing that there are so many agents and editors who write: they’ve already devoted their lives to books because they love them dearly. Of course some of them then decide to write themselves.

Are you giving up agenting?

Uh……………. No.

Let me elaborate: No. No no no no no no.

I’m first an agent. That’s my job. This novel is just a fun side project. My clients and prospective clients always come first. I made it a point of pride that my response times never, ever suffered as I was working on my own projects. Not for queries, not for partials, and especially not for my clients.

If anything, going through the publication process has made me a much more empathetic agent. I thought I would be totally cool throughout the process… I’ve seen this before! I know what it’s like! Yeah, not so much. I learned a huge amount and have (I hope) become a better agent for it.

Will this blog be changing into a vehicle for relentless, egotistical self-promotion over the next two years (god, I’m going to have to hear about Nathan’s freaking novel nonstop for TWO YEARS someone please just go ahead and kill me now)?

Absolutely!!!!!!!!

(Just kidding).



Anyway, hope this explains why I’ve been so sentimental on the blog lately. This has been quite a roller coaster of a process, and I’ve been feeling the ups and downs of the writing life very keenly over the last year.

Thanks so much for reading this blog and for all of your great comments. I really can’t even express just how much I’ve learned from all of you.

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