Things to Say to Your Younger Sibling
by
Greg Pincus
Candy’s legal to steal.
Yes, zombies are real.
Dad said I’m in charge.
Your cookie’s too large.
Of course, I won’t tell.
You tripped? No. You fell.
Bird poop’s nutritious.
Mom’s meatloaf’s delicious.
Oops. My fist slipped.
Fell? I was tripped!
Oh, no! You’ve been cursed!
Looks safe. You go first.
Sooooooo sorry you lost.
My fingers were crossed.
This poem actually came from one of my prompts at March Poetry Madness... though you won't find the "prompting word" in it. Can you guess which one? Anyway, it never worked in well, though I quite liked the poem! Voting for many poems is ongoing at The Madness - right now including my own poem in epic poetic battle with a pantoum! Good stuff. I hope you'll check it all out.
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Margaret and Casey's father is doing some experiments in the basement and he tells them not to go down there but of course when he leaves the basement they go down there,that's when they meet all his weird plants that is down there like a real live breathing tree and some other really cool plants.But that's when the experiments are starting to get a little too far and their dad is starting to do a lot of weird things like sprouts are coming from his head and he is eating plant food...
What I like about the book is the weirdness because whenever there is a book and it has the craziest cover ever it's gotta be mine when I've got the money.Because this book has a really weird cover I mean like who usually sees books with a green hand coming from a door with all these vines rowing all over it!This book is a scary book,but I don't think it is scary enough.This book is like "You Can't Scare Me!" but with leafy green monsters instead of mud monsters.
As the "younger" sib in this scenario I can assure you I heard every one of these "rules" and bought them all! Ah, the good old days.
Happy the competition allowed you to generate this and that you shared it- I like it a lot!
I'm actually the younger sibling, too, so read into that what you may :-) (Nah... I'm kidding, bro!). I've found the Madness has been highly inspirational, actually - both from the prompts and reading all the amazing stuff the other poets are writing - and over time I'll be sharing more of what I came up with cuz of it. Good times!
Gotta go with: 4-manipulate (for obvious reasons), 5-shenanigans (such games you play!), or 16-psychoanalysis (for what you, or your brother, would need after all of this). Could be a few others but those jump to mind.