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I should point out that #5 on my list refers to a joke in the book. Go buy it and find out what it means. (Man, I sound like a corporate shill...)

&quot;...or a bathroom stall&quot;<br /><br />You say that like it should be a bad thing. It&#39;s totally not. It&#39;s better than pooping...out loud.

Nice! New bushes...and new friends.<br /><br />You wrestled lobsters? Sounds fun. But, then again, I&#39;m imagining dudes in squishy lobster suits, so it&#39;s obviously going to be fun that way.<br /><br />Vacation time coming up?

Just popped in to see what you were up to. Today was a blogfest called Primal Scream. I&#39;ve entered three of them and enjoyed every one. Pop over and click on the link to the host&#39;s website where you can get other contestants&#39; links.

Glad to have you back, since time on you is not wasted!<br /><br />I liked the whole post and was like, who&#39;s Jon, clicked the link and blushed. Thanks! I had fun making it.<br /><br />The gas station job is going pretty, btw. I mean, I hate it, but I am not quitting.

It is so nice to meet you. You sound like a very nice, very interesting, and very witty person. I can&#39;t wait to see what else you blog. On a side note will I ever get to read your book? The whole thing. The two chapters or whatever I got like a year ago is still in my mind and I want to know what happens.

Despite the fact that my wife disagrees with the Always Stupendous part, send me your address and I&#39;ll send you an ARC of Cut, Paste, Kill. I expect nothing in return. However, a little indentured servitude always goes a long, long way.

Always clever with the phrase, Mr. McClanahan. &quot;And then Maine wet itself.&quot; Also, I wish my job stayed the same, only with more lobster. How about a blog devoted to your children? Maybe it could be about their trip east from their point of view.

Great to read something new by the great Kristopher McClanahan. I look forward to some more crazy customer stories.<br /><br />What kind of weirdo drivers you got out East? If I lived there I would have to invest in a rearward facing cannon, or else hire me a tailgunner. Maybe you can have the dogs hang out the window and let their drool spray the bumper cars. That might cause them to back up a

Catherine - Thanks for the links... great stuff!<br /><br />Jon - Don&#39;t give up hope... though it is quite possible that my job was one of the very few that didn&#39;t blow.<br /><br />B - I will get you a copy as soon as I figure out a few things about printing it. Email me your new address!<br /><br />Marshall - Thanks, Oh Stupendous One! I shall continue to expand your cult as much as my