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Do you need an attorney? Who doesn’t need an attorney for some legal matter? Of course, attorneys charge a lot for their services. Here are ten humorous fortune cookie sayings with lawyers in mind:
- If the suit fits, sue tomorrow.
- You are about to come into a tidy fortune. Just ignore the banana peel on the marble floor until it is too late.
- Would you like some black forest tort cake? I see. You would prefer just the tort.
- You are about to learn more about cell technology. It is so fascinating that the subject will just imprison you.
- Divorcing yourself from reality may not lessen your cost from your imminent divorce.
- Beware of a guy named Mal. This is particularly true if his last name is Practice.
- People shouldn’t judge you by your appearance unless you are picked out of a lineup.
- Betty Lou would sure love to court you. However, if you become unfaithful, she’ll see you in court.
- You cannot replace your batteries in a case of assault and battery.
- If you are drunk as a skunk and drive, you just might find yourself making the evening news by five.
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Do you need an attorney? Who doesn’t need an attorney for some legal matter? Of course, attorneys charge a lot for their services. Here are ten humorous fortune cookie sayings with lawyers in mind:
- If the suit fits, sue tomorrow.
- You are about to come into a tidy fortune. Just ignore the banana peel on the marble floor until it is too late.
- Would you like some black forest tort cake? I see. You would prefer just the tort.
- You are about to learn more about cell technology. It is so fascinating that the subject will just imprison you.
- Divorcing yourself from reality may not lessen your cost from your imminent divorce.
- Beware of a guy named Mal. This is particularly true if his last name is Practice.
- People shouldn’t judge you by your appearance unless you are picked out of a lineup.
- Betty Lou would sure love to court you. However, if you become unfaithful, she’ll see you in court.
- You cannot replace your batteries in a case of assault and battery.
- If you are drunk as a skunk and drive, you just might find yourself making the evening news by five.
