Last night I had a lot of fun speaking at The Bookstall in Winnetka about the trends of 2015, 2016, and all the 2016 books I was excited about. Afterwards a bunch of us sat down for dinner and drinks and the conversation turned, as is natural, to robots. I had mentioned in my talk earlier that as a 9-year-old I had avoided any and all books that were potentially “meaningful” and that I sometimes have to fight that same instinct today. A little later we started talking about robots. To be more specific, we were talking about what happens when you replace a word in a book’s title with the word “robot”. That’s when it suddenly occurred to me that the books I had avoided in the past would have been far more palatable to my young self, had they contained a significant uptick in robots.
Examples:
- Julie of the Robots
- Island of the Blue Robots
- Robots to Terabithia
- Robot Tremain
- Are You There, Robot? It’s Me Margaret
Then I started thinking about adult titles. Again, robots have a tendency to make everything better.
Examples:
– Moby Robot
– Robots and Prejudice
– Remembrance of Robots Past
– Robot in the Rye
The moral of the story is that I need more robots in my reading fare. Also, that silly season has officially begun and I need to start doing some more serious posts here.
For the record, I wouldn’t mind hearing some additional serious-books-improved-with-robot suggestions on either the juv or adult side of things. YA is also acceptable (after all, you cannot tell me Twilight isn’t cooler if the vampires are robots).
Well, ROMEO AND ROBOT, of course.
While Are You There, Robot? It’s Me Margaret sounds good, I switched it to Are You There God? It’s Me, Robot … sounds kinda philosophical about AI, no?
How about:
Don’t Let the Robot Drive the Bus!
Robot’s Web
Half the fun of these is figuring out where to put the robot, you’re right. Robot of the Blue Dolphins would also have been acceptable.
Indeed, robots DO make everything better!
The Robot Who Wants to Fall Asleep
Portrait of an Artist as a Young Robot (apologies to Joyce)
Since we’re coming off of Newbery Season, how about…
The One & Only Robot
Shadow of a Robot
The Higher Power of Robot
Dear Mr. Robot
The Robot of Truth comes out about even with The Porcupine of Truth, I think. I’ll Give You the Robot is perhaps a better version of I’ll Give You the Sun (though I love the book so much that even robots cannot improve it.) For classics: The Once and Future Robot.
The Bronze Robot
The Robot of Blackbird Pond
The Matchlock Robot
Little Robot in the Big Woods
For we Canadians how about:
Robot of Green Gables
Newer cry robot
Paperbag robot.
oops
Never cry Robot.
Alternative title: Portrait of a Robot as a Young Man
Here’s a few:
Last Stop on Robot Street
The Princess and the Robot
Leo: A Robot Story
Robots Meet Snow
The Robot Ate Your Sandwich
Goodbye Robot
The Thing about Robots
The Robot That Saved My Life
Circus Robotus
Roller Robot
Lumberobots
Robot vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
The Hired Robot
All the Bright Robots
The Robots Who Challenged Hitler
Okay… I should stop now.
For the grownups:
How Green Was My Robot
Robots of the Purple Sage
A Tale of Two Robot Cities
The Robot Who Came in from the Cold
For the kids (Newbery oldies):
Robot Hill
It’s Like This, Robot
I, Robot Juan de Pareja
The Twenty-One Robot Balloons
I’d better stop now too.
Charlie and the Robot Factory
Beezus and Robot
Mr. Popper’s Robots
Robot Crusoe
From the Mixed-Up Robots of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler
The Lion, the Witch and the Robot
Now We Are Robots
Five Little Robots and How They Grew
A Robot in the Attic
Number the Robots
And for young readers:
Pat the Robot
Cloudy with a Chance of Robots
Chicken Soup with Robots
Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Robot
(SO SATISFYING!)
I hit the floor laughing at this one.