When Nintendo claimed that the Wii would appeal to a broad audience of consumers, they were not kidding around. While the Nintendo Wii plays a favorite among little kids and grandmas, it has much love from the gay community. Gay people like to stay fit and games like Wii Sports, Wii Sports Resort, and WiiFit allow them to keep in shape so they can look sexy in hopes of scoring with a handsome hunk. Now while gay people like to stay in shape, they are not exactly the most masculine and muscular people in the world. Most gay people wouldn’t choose an Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 because it is too heavy for them to carry around. A gay person’s body is not built to carry around large, heavy consoles. The Wii is small, light, white, and sleek. Now, even though gay people might not like the Wii’s design and color as much as the GameCube’s purple purse design, it still looks nice to place in a home without worrying about it looking bad.
We did multiple polls on message boards such as Gamespot, 1UP, and IGN, asking if they were straight, gay, or bisexual. The results were astounding. The poll results showed that there were more gay owners who own the Wii more than any other console. After completely the study, we asked them why they like the Wii over the 360/Playstation 3. They told us they didn’t like how 360/PS3 games had so many dark games with brown/black/grey color palettes. Usually straight men like games with darker colors because it makes them feel more manly and adult. While we noticed that gay people tend to enjoy brighter color palettes such as red, yellow, orange, etc in games such as Super Mario Galaxy. I once knew someone who was gay and he always talked about the colors and art styles of videogames. The more stylish and artistic, the more gay people are more willing to play that game. While another friend of mine who was straight, cared more if the visuals were realistic and looked like real life. Straight people like graphics to look more like real life and less cartoonish. Straight tend to enjoy games involving killing people or sports, while gay people tend to enjoy games about running around in a colorful fantasy world full of talking animals, colorful creatures, and magic. Now, this doesn’t mean all people who enjoy games like that gay. But I believe most of them are.
Gay people love to make great gourmet food and the Wii allows them to do that in a videogame such as Cooking Mama. Cooking Mama is a great game for homosexuals because it allows you to be a great chef and create excellent meals. And best of all, there is a lot of pink in the game’s visuals which is another reason gays will feel right at home with this game.
Another game that the gay community will love in Animal Crossing: City Folk. This game is a gay person’s dream come. You can be a fashion designer without worrying about people calling you a derogatory names. Just the opposite. The animals condone you to make the best fashion around. Want to be an interior decorator and design wallpaper and decorate the inside of your home? This game has it. And not only that, the better you design the interior of your house, the better scores you will get. Another thing that gay people will love is the ability to invite their friends into the town they created, and have a voice chat session using Wii Speak technology to talk about all the cute guys at the mall, and talk about the tightness of the new pair of leather pants that they bought.
If these games do not suit you, there is one game called Cho Aniki that will make the blood of any homosexual man get horny. This game is called Cho Aniki for the Turbo Graphix 16 system. You can buy it on the Wii’s Virtual Console. I could describe what the game is about, but why should I when it only needs one picture to persuade the gay community to buy a Wii for this game.
If you need any more reason that the Wii is the most gay friendly system, Nintendo is one of the few companies to make a gay character. His name is Tingle and he likes to skip and hop around in a tight green costume and giggle when young boys ask him for advice about their quests and adventures.
When Nintendo claimed that the Wii would appeal to a broad audience of consumers, they were not kidding around. While the Nintendo Wii plays a favorite among little kids and grandmas, it has much love from the gay community. Gay people like to stay fit and games like Wii Sports, Wii Sports Resort, and WiiFit allow them to keep in shape so they can look sexy in hopes of scoring with a handsome hunk. Now while gay people like to stay in shape, they are not exactly the most masculine and muscular people in the world. Most gay people wouldn’t choose an Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 because it is too heavy for them to carry around. A gay person’s body is not built to carry around large, heavy consoles. The Wii is small, light, white, and sleek. Now, even though gay people might not like the Wii’s design and color as much as the GameCube’s purple purse design, it still looks nice to place in a home without worrying about it looking bad.
We did multiple polls on message boards such as Gamespot, 1UP, and IGN, asking if they were straight, gay, or bisexual. The results were astounding. The poll results showed that there were more gay owners who own the Wii more than any other console. After completely the study, we asked them why they like the Wii over the 360/Playstation 3. They told us they didn’t like how 360/PS3 games had so many dark games with brown/black/grey color palettes. Usually straight men like games with darker colors because it makes them feel more manly and adult. While we noticed that gay people tend to enjoy brighter color palettes such as red, yellow, orange, etc in games such as Super Mario Galaxy. I once knew someone who was gay and he always talked about the colors and art styles of videogames. The more stylish and artistic, the more gay people are more willing to play that game. While another friend of mine who was straight, cared more if the visuals were realistic and looked like real life. Straight people like graphics to look more like real life and less cartoonish. Straight tend to enjoy games involving killing people or sports, while gay people tend to enjoy games about running around in a colorful fantasy world full of talking animals, colorful creatures, and magic. Now, this doesn’t mean all people who enjoy games like that gay. But I believe most of them are.
Gay people love to make great gourmet food and the Wii allows them to do that in a videogame such as Cooking Mama. Cooking Mama is a great game for homosexuals because it allows you to be a great chef and create excellent meals. And best of all, there is a lot of pink in the game’s visuals which is another reason gays will feel right at home with this game.
Another game that the gay community will love in Animal Crossing: City Folk. This game is a gay person’s dream come. You can be a fashion designer without worrying about people calling you a derogatory names. Just the opposite. The animals condone you to make the best fashion around. Want to be an interior decorator and design wallpaper and decorate the inside of your home? This game has it. And not only that, the better you design the interior of your house, the better scores you will get. Another thing that gay people will love is the ability to invite their friends into the town they created, and have a voice chat session using Wii Speak technology to talk about all the cute guys at the mall, and talk about the tightness of the new pair of leather pants that they bought.
If these games do not suit you, there is one game called Cho Aniki that will make the blood of any homosexual man get horny. This game is called Cho Aniki for the Turbo Graphix 16 system. You can buy it on the Wii’s Virtual Console. I could describe what the game is about, but why should I when it only needs one picture to persuade the gay community to buy a Wii for this game.
If you need any more reason that the Wii is the most gay friendly system, Nintendo is one of the few companies to make a gay character. His name is Tingle and he likes to skip and hop around in a tight green costume and giggle when young boys ask him for advice about their quests and adventures.
