- Wed, 17:28: This is the decor in a public restroom in Maine. Really. http://t.co/7mBX4rGXid
- Thu, 00:56: Countdown to the fintastic... #Sharknado2TheSecondOne in five. It's all about cartilaginous camp. I am so excited!
- Thu, 01:02: #Sharknado2TheSecondOne, Sharks on a plane!
- Thu, 01:02: #Sharknado2TheSecondOne Also EVERY writer asks people to come to their reading. I usually make begging noises, actually.
- Thu, 01:03: He just said a "I'd rather just focus on a hot slice of New York .... pizza" with a serious face. Way to rock the lines, "Sharknado 2"
- Thu, 01:04: Whenever white men freak out in airplane bathrooms, I think of Charlie in Lost. I miss him. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
- Thu, 01:06: Twilight Zone, Airplane, Sharks on a Plane... so much awesomeness. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
- Thu, 01:08: #Sharknado2 Could they not afford the oxygen masks?
- Thu, 01:11: #Sharknado2 My worst nightmare, decapitated by a shark while on the toilet in an airplane surrounded by screamers.
- Thu, 01:14: #Sharknado2 It's been about 30 seconds with no sharks, I am sad.
- Thu, 01:16: "Crew and Passengers Injured" says the Today Show on #Sharknado2 I love how get the headline wrong even in the movie. THEY WERE KILLED!
- Thu, 01:20: #Sharknado2TheSecondOne They are hiding her missing hand inside her robe. I find this and her lack of an IV amusing.
- Thu, 01:27: When you whisper a line, it means you are emoting. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
- Thu, 01:28: They are all just watching the sharks. Why is nobody filming it? Why is nobody hiding? Why? #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
- Thu, 01:28: Also, I am sad a shark didn't eat Kelly Ripa. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
- Thu, 01:31: #Sharknado2TheSecondOne They are going on the ferry so that will be safe! Also, they need to do Couch to 5K. They are terrible runners.
- Thu, 01:34: She really needs to change hospitals in #Sharknado2TheSecondOne Because they left her earrings in, she has no IV, and she should be drugged.
- Thu, 01:43: They just looked like the guys running in a Michael Jackson video. Ian on point. So awesome. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
- Thu, 01:47: GATORS and SHARKS and GATORS! #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
- Thu, 01:49: Nobody is helping the police man. Oh. Never mind. They are. And they died. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
- Thu, 01:50: In #Sharknado2TheSecondOne the cute little sharks can rip off the back of a train but are totally overwhelmed by a baseball bat. 'Merica!
- Thu, 01:58: I think you have a better chance of finding a gun in NYC than a chainsaw. Just saying. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
- Thu, 02:02: Lovely Lady Liberty - best bowling ball ever. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne also, when avoiding bowling balls, get out of the lane.
- Thu, 02:03: #Sharknado2TheSecondOne Should the Today Show guys really be doing a better job than the actor-actors?
- Thu, 02:15: I think #Sharknado2TheSecondOne is really a litany of death expounding on the American spirit and blood and stuff. Plus sharks. And baseball
- Thu, 02:18: On the next #AmericanNinjaWarrior, there should be a shark jump/hop event ala #Sharknado2TheSecondOne