I thoughtthat, perhaps, if I had a more predictable and interesting website wherein I shared “my best stuff” with you, my blog wouldbe more valuable to you. So, on:
Monday: My Best Internet Stuff ...This will be the best Internetmaterial that gets delivered in my mailbox that makes me laugh aloud or makesme ponder the meaning of life.
Tuesday: My Best Poem of the Week …This could be my poem or a poem thatI discovered in my readings.
Wednesday: My Best Quote of the Week …This could be a quote about writingor life.
Thursday: My Best Rambling Thoughts …This would be whatever was on mymind that needed airing.
Friday: My Best Friday Poem …This would be a poem related toPoetry Friday on JacketFlap or not.
Saturday: My Best Catch of the Week …This would be words of praise about aspecial person who has a positive impact on me—family, friends, poets orcelebrities.
Well, I hope you enjoythe line up and tune in. I thoughtthat, perhaps, if I had a more
Posted on 8/16/2009
Blog:
Time Machine, Three Trips: Where Would You Go?
(
Login to Add to MyJacketFlap)
JacketFlap tags:
hilarious,
school,
balloons,
High School,
funny,
Best,
Pranks,
seniors,
camping,
top,
graduation,
post-it notes,
Vaseline,
bouncy balls,
dixie cups,
high school senior,
saran wrap,
senior pranks,
toliet paper,
Add a tag
*Senior pranks can be cause for trouble within the school or law. Make sure the prank is appropriate and doesn’t harm any person, property, or animal. I am not held responsible for any of the punishment, damage, or any other causes of these pranks. Trespassing, vandalism, or any other crime is not acceptable in the process of carrying out a prank.
Fulfilling the Prank
Image Source
A great idea for a senior prank is to fill an office, classroom, gym, or car full of balloons, popcorn, packing peanuts, or any other item that consumes up space. This is a hilarious prank that is pretty harmless.
Dixie Cups
Image Source
This classic prank will also create problems within the school. Buy 700-1000 Dixie cups or how many you find appropriate. Fill them up with a little bit of water, but not to much. And place them all next to each other but very close so that you cannot step between the cups without knocking them down. Make sure you start on the opposite side of the room and make your way backwards toward the exit!
Bouncy Halls?
Image Source
Order and Buy thousands of bouncy balls, most likely online. Get a good group of friends and distribute them amongst each other. Plan out a certain time in the day where everyone is spread out throughout the school and then just make it rain bouncy balls! This prank would definitely cause chaos and confusion, but would be hilarious.
Saran Wrap
Image Source
An easy prank would be to saran wrap other student’s cars. Juniors would be the primary target seeing they are the other grade that can drive. Faculty may be a risky idea, but they would be an option. This may be one of the more expensive pranks, but it deserves to be on the list.
Forking
Image Source
Forking the school yard would be another senior prank. Students would go to a store and buy hundreds of forks, and during the middle of the night they would stick them into the school’s courtyard, lobby, or football field. This prank would be a risky one seeing that it could be considered vandalism. A vulgar message may cross the line.
Just Classic
Image Source
This classic prank is known all over. I don’t think I need to explain, but I will. Buy a bunch of toilet paper rolls and just go crazy. You can never buy too much toilet paper. Throw them all over the school’s building, trees, and anything else that works.
Camping Out
src=”http://www.outyourbackdoor.com/images/articles/122511_dalmac.tents.jpg” alt=”" width=”190″ height=”142″ />
Image Source
This prank involves getting as many seniors as possible and camping out for a night in the parking lot or any other good area. This would be a fun prank that seems pretty harmless if everything goes right. Grilling out, chilling, and playing some sports would make this a fun night.
School for Sale?
Image Source
This prank involves putting as many for sale signs as possible in the front lawn of your school. This would be a pretty humorous prank not to mention harmless. Another option is to put a real estate ad in the local newspaper.
Vaseline Doors
Image Source
For this prank you need to get a group of seniors, and while class is in session this group needs to run around with numerous jars of Vaseline and rub it all over door handles and lockers. This will definitely cause students to be mad and will leave a mark in your school’s history.
Better Post-It Note It
Image Source
This final prank is pretty self-explanatory. You need to get a whole group of seniors and buy a bunch of post-it note packages. Then during school sometime or after when no one is in the hallways cover everything with post-it notes. Completely yellow-out the school hallway and it will look flawless.
Posted on 7/27/2009
Blog:
Time Machine, Three Trips: Where Would You Go?
(
Login to Add to MyJacketFlap)
JacketFlap tags:
Websites,
free,
Best,
back to school,
Top 10,
printables,
printable,
lunch box,
sites,
riddles,
free printable,
free printable notes,
free printables,
lunch box notes,
lunchbox,
lunchbox notes,
printabl,
printable notes,
children,
tips,
Kids,
school,
Jokes,
ideas,
Add a tag
Hello! It’s back to school time soon! Make lunch more fun for your kids by slipping in some notes, jokes or riddles in their lunch box. There are many websites where you can find notes and jokes that you can print for free. I found the best of them and here they are. These notes are so cute, your kids will love them!
http://www.alenkasprintables.com/lunchboxnotes.shtml
Alenkasprintables is one of my all time favorite websites for free printables. You will find free lunch box printable notes in here. The graphics are very cute! There are also editable notes! You can edit the notes before printing them. You can change the words and replace with your own text. And while you’re on this website, check out their other wonderful free printables too. They have free school printables, free “color me” notecards, free printable awards, free printable name cards and free printable address labels. They also have printable chore charts and bookmarks that you can print for free.
http://disney-stationary.com/printables/lunch-notes.php
Children love Disney characters! There are free printable lunch notes with images of Disney Characters from the High School Musical, Wall-E, the Jonas Brothers, Honnah Montana, Disney Princesses (Cinderella, Snow White, Ariel, etc), Dumbo, Mickey Mouse, etc.
http://familyfun.go.com/printables/craft-templates/printable/lunch-box-jokes/lunch-box-jokes.html
There are jokes that you can print and cut out. The children will like these!
http://www.kidprintables.com/lunchboxnotes/
These are very cute notes. If you put them on your kids’ lunch box they will be very happy. It is a nice surprise and it makes them feel very loved and special.
http://www.youthonline.ca/stationery/lunchboxnotes/
You will find free cute lunchbox notes in free, ready to print and cut.
http://printables.familyeducation.com/tv/tvsearch.php?in=fe_printables&type=printable&theme=lunchbox-notes
There are many assorted lunch box notes in here. These are very thoughtful notes. The children will adore them.
http://www.gingerbreadnook.com/backpacknotes/
There are 4 notes per page to print. The bears and bunnies graphics are absolutely adorable. These free backpack and lunch notes are great!
http://www.nickjr.com/parenting/parenting_features/first-day-of-school/brown-bag-school-lunch/kids-lunch-boxes/index.jhtml
You will find really cute free printable lunch box love notes in here. The characters are Dora The Explorer, Blue’s Clues, Oswald and Little Bill.
http://www.frugal-families.com/printables/lunchboxnotes.gif
There are 8 lovely lunch box notes ready to print and cut.
http://www.the-heart-of-motherhood.com/printable-lunchbox-notes.html
There are 10 nice individual lunch box notes. You can print them on plain paper or card stock.
I hope you enjoyed this article on where to find free printable notes and jokes for your children’s lunch box!
Posted on 7/27/2009
Blog:
Time Machine, Three Trips: Where Would You Go?
(
Login to Add to MyJacketFlap)
JacketFlap tags:
free,
free printable,
free printable notes,
free printables,
children,
tips,
Kids,
school,
ideas,
Jokes,
Websites,
Best,
back to school,
Top 10,
printables,
printable,
lunch box,
sites,
riddles,
lunch box notes,
lunchbox,
lunchbox notes,
printabl,
printable notes,
Add a tag
Hello! It’s back to school time soon! Make lunch more fun for your kids by slipping in some notes, jokes or riddles in their lunch box. There are many websites where you can find notes and jokes that you can print for free. I found the best of them and here they are. These notes are so cute, your kids will love them!
http://www.alenkasprintables.com/lunchboxnotes.shtml
Alenkasprintables is one of my all time favorite websites for free printables. You will find free lunch box printable notes in here. The graphics are very cute! There are also editable notes! You can edit the notes before printing them. You can change the words and replace with your own text. And while you’re on this website, check out their other wonderful free printables too. They have free school printables, free “color me” notecards, free printable awards, free printable name cards and free printable address labels. They also have printable chore charts and bookmarks that you can print for free.
http://disney-stationary.com/printables/lunch-notes.php
Children love Disney characters! There are free printable lunch notes with images of Disney Characters from the High School Musical, Wall-E, the Jonas Brothers, Honnah Montana, Disney Princesses (Cinderella, Snow White, Ariel, etc), Dumbo, Mickey Mouse, etc.
http://familyfun.go.com/printables/craft-templates/printable/lunch-box-jokes/lunch-box-jokes.html
There are jokes that you can print and cut out. The children will like these!
http://www.kidprintables.com/lunchboxnotes/
These are very cute notes. If you put them on your kids’ lunch box they will be very happy. It is a nice surprise and it makes them feel very loved and special.
http://www.youthonline.ca/stationery/lunchboxnotes/
You will find free cute lunchbox notes in free, ready to print and cut.
http://printables.familyeducation.com/tv/tvsearch.php?in=fe_printables&type=printable&theme=lunchbox-notes
There are many assorted lunch box notes in here. These are very thoughtful notes. The children will adore them.
http://www.gingerbreadnook.com/backpacknotes/
There are 4 notes per page to print. The bears and bunnies graphics are absolutely adorable. These free backpack and lunch notes are great!
http://www.nickjr.com/parenting/parenting_features/first-day-of-school/brown-bag-school-lunch/kids-lunch-boxes/index.jhtml
You will find really cute free printable lunch box love notes in here. The characters are Dora The Explorer, Blue’s Clues, Oswald and Little Bill.
http://www.frugal-families.com/printables/lunchboxnotes.gif
There are 8 lovely lunch box notes ready to print and cut.
http://www.the-heart-of-motherhood.com/printable-lunchbox-notes.html
There are 10 nice individual lunch box notes. You can print them on plain paper or card stock.
I hope you enjoyed this article on where to find free printable notes and jokes for your children’s lunch box!
By: Eleanor Tylbor,
on 12/2/2007
Blog:
NOTE TO MYSELF
(
Login to Add to MyJacketFlap)
JacketFlap tags:
family,
friends,
fun,
school,
daily life,
Chanukah,
best,
The Dreidel King,
dreidel,
chocolate money,
daily life,
Chanukah,
best,
The Dreidel King,
dreidel,
chocolate money,
Add a tag
NOTE TO MYSELF: ONCE UPON A TIME I HAD A DREIDEL
THE CHANUKAH KING
by Eleanor Tylbor
There was the usual sense of excitement among students attending the Chavarim Afternoon Hebrew School a couple weeks before the onset of Chanukah. Throughout the school spinning dreidels whirled around the floor surface in anticipation of the annual competition held on the first night of Chanukah. Even then practise was no guarantee of a successful outcome of deposing "the dreidel king" who was defending his title for the fourth year in a row.
If there was anyone who personified the ideal qualities in a student it was Zelig Bornstein. At ten years of age he could do no wrong. A brilliant student academically he was also blessed with the voice of an angel and it was a given that he would sing the part of lead candle in the annual Chanukah concert. As if that wasn't enough to cause jealousy and rivalry among classmates, he ALWAYS won the annual dreidel competition.
Among the students of Mr. Meldrum's class there was the general belief that his cobalt blue dreidel with gold lettering on the sides possessed magical properties. There could be no other explanation to account for his perpetual dominance other than a mysterious and powerful outside source was at work, unavailable to his classmates. A few brave participants had come close to deposing him but somehow Zelig always managed to win out in the end. To further undermine his competitors confidence "The Dreidel King" did nothing to dispel the air of mystery surrounding his acumen.
"It's all right here," he would boast when asked the secret of his success, pointing to his wrist and flicking his fingers one-by-one to demonstrate his unbeatable technique, "and my magical dreidel, of course."
He never divulged any background information on how it was acquired and neither would he allow anyone to touch it much less give it a spin, further adding to the mystique.
"He" doesn't like leaving my hands," he would proffer in the way of an excuse, speaking of his top as if it was a living thing or a pet.
Externally, I professed animosity towards him as did the others, but internally I adored him from afar. However, this did not diminish my desire to win and I practiced fervently in the hope of improving my spin. I longed to emerge victorious if for no other reason than to make Zelig aware that I was alive, or at least be aware of my presence. It wasn't considered socially unacceptable to acknowledge the existence of the opposite sex, and even if he did harbor some stirrings of romantic feelings, he hid them well from me.
It would be fair to say that nearly every student in Mr. Meldrum's class dreamed of wresting the title away from him. We discussed the situation amongst ourselves, plotting a course of action that could de-throne him. Dreidel tossing techniques were assessed including "spit-shots" in which the "toss-ee" would spit or lick fingers to acquire more control of the toss, disallowed by Mr. Meldrum for hygienic reasons. Finger exercises were evaluated in addition to the benefits of knuckle cracking workouts before the competition, all of which were eventually discarded as ineffectual. Deep down inside we knew that the end result was out of our hands in the true sense of the word, and in those of the fates. There was always the glimmer of hope that perhaps the fates would smile on one of us. Anyone of us except Zelig.
Like a conquering hero "King" Zelig took center-stage tossing his dreidel from hand-to-hand as he walked, attempting to psyche out the participants. It was a piece of pure theatre as he produced a blue satin drawstring bag and reaching in, retrieved the cobalt blue dreidel smiling all the while. We took our places around the table, our hands clasped around the dreidels, waiting for our turn.
As the reigning champion he spun first, achieving the "gimel" and winning the first round. Dreidel competitors fell one after the other until it was time for me as the last competitor to
One by one he knocked out of the game until finally it was my turn. All eyes were upon me as I opened up my hand, gently allowing a cobalt blue object with gold lettering on the sides to drop on the surface of the table. There was an audible gasp from my fellow students accompanied shortly thereafter by excited whispers.
"D'ya see her dreidel?" they asked each other. "It's the same one as Zelig?s!"
At tournament time a large table was set up in the middle of the classroom and dreidels distributed to students. King Zelig tossed his dreidl from hand-to-hand, smiling smugly and acting self-assured. As the reigning champion Zelig spun first, achieving the letter "g" or "gimel", which meant that he won the first round. One by one we took turns and I landed on "hay", acquiring half of the pot composed of chocolate coins and other goodies, which pleased me no end. For the next few turns the dreaded "shin" turned up denoting a loss, accompanied by groans of disappointment from fellow students. Like many of the stories we were told focusing on unsurpassable victories over adversity, things turned in my favor. The king was dethroned and long live the new champion. Me. Jubilant cheers broke out among fellow students as they savored the moment for which they had all waited. My adversary, meanwhile, appeared stunned and in shock. Consumed with laughter and staring triumphantly into his eyes, I couldn't help but notice his were brimming with tears. It was bad enough being dethroned but having it done by a girl, was more than his young ego could handle in one day.
I could have chosen to ignore him and savor the moment of victory, since it was a long time coming and it probably wouldn't happen again. Instead, upon realizing that he had been humiliated in front of his male friends, a final showdown was suggested to determine the final victor. Needless to say, he amazingly emerged victorious.
He never did acknowledge my presence or reach out to thank me for my selfless gesture, in all the years of our attending Hebrew school together. He did allow me to spin first in a subsequent re-match the following year, presumably as a good will gesture on his part. In my mind I would always be queen to his king be it only for one occasion and that was better than nothing. That's life. Sometimes you win and sometimes you gotta lose.
By: Gina MarySol Ruiz,
on 4/12/2007
Blog:
AmoxCalli
(
Login to Add to MyJacketFlap)
JacketFlap tags:
historical fiction,
YA fiction,
london,
No Shame,
No Fear,
plague,
Quakers,
great fire,
17th century,
Ann Turnbull,
Add a tag
Forged in the Fire
Author: Ann Turnbull
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN-10: 0763631442
ISBN-13: 978-0763631444
In this thrilling sequel to No Shame, No Fear, Will and his beloved Susanna have trials aplenty to go through. It’s London in the year 1655 and Will has been disowned by his father for becoming a Quaker. Will travels to London to seek his fortune, make enough money to be able to marry Susanna and bring her to live with him. Susanna stays behind to work and wait for letters from Will, in particular the one that will tell her he’s coming for her. The letter comes but Will doesn’t and Susanna isn’t the type of girl to sit and wait when she’s worried about someone she loves.
Will’s been thrown into jail for his beliefs and is sitting in Newgate prison where the plague has struck. He eventually is taken out of the prison and sent to recover from a non-plague related illness at the home of rich Friends. When he is lucid, he finds out that his job in the bookshop where he was working no longer exists as the owner and his family all died of the plague.
Half the story is told in Will’s viewpoint, the other half in Susanna’s and I have to say I was completely captivated by this historical star crossed lover’s tale. I got caught up in the history and the horror of living in the times of the plague. There’s this scene where people are killing all the cats because they believe they carry the plague and Will’s roommate Nat sneaks in a kitten to save it.
I always love books that have great history in them, especially history I know little about. The story of Quakers in England, their persecution and trials is definitely something I now want to learn more of after reading this.
The letters are wonderful and are written with such grace and beauty of language. Here are a couple of samples of Will writing to Susanna.
"Dear heart, I write this in the evening, after work, and try to picture thee also in thy room in London, perhaps with Nat, eating hot pies from Pudding Lane (for I remember what thou told me of thy habits). As long as I hold thy image in my mind, I can believe thee safe and in good health. I know thou dare not write to me. We receive few letters now, and there are fewer travelers on the road to bring us news, but we know the pestilence still rages and has begun to spread into the country..."
"Love, don't fear if thou hear nothing from me for a while. The authorities may restrict the post -- and even if they do not, I may hesitate to write to thee for fear the carrier should be infected. Take care to steam any letters from London over boiling vinegar; we are assured it is a preventative..."
I heartily recommend Forged in the Fire and hope for another in this wonderfully different series.