June 18, 2007
BARBIE, KEN AND THE REST IN PLASTICVILLE
(The continuing story about life among the plastic people)
By Eleanor Tylbor
BARBIE, KEN AND THE REST IN PLASTICVILLE
(The continuing story about life among the plastic people)
By Eleanor Tylbor
SCENE: After G.I. JOE's attempt to throw BLAIN, BARBIE's ex-but-hopefully-to-be-once-again-boyfriend, over his shoulder to transport him to the hospital, they have finally reached Mercyful Hospital with G.I. JOE riding shotgun on a tank.
BARBIE
Please - like...can somebody lend a hand here?
G.I. JOE
(jumping down off his tank)
Here - lemme show you how a soldier does it
BARBIE
No! I mean - you've done enough to...I mean, for us already
G.I. JOE
Anything for you, babe!
BARBIE
Hello? We need a doctor - like...now!
G.I. JOE
Hey! Did I ever tell you that I got my first-aid badge. We don't need no doctors...
BARBIE
No...thank you, G.I. Why don't we get another opinion from a real doctor?
G.I. JOE
Okay but I saved my pooch, Bullet, when he got hit by a ve-hi-cle last year
BARBIE
But...you hit him, G.I.!
G.I. JOE
Hey - it was an accident, okay? It ain't my fault the dog fell off during manoeuvers!
BARBIE
But did you have to run over him three times?
G.I. JOE
How was I supposed t'know he wasn't an enemy pooch?
BARBIE
Why do I bother... Hello? Somebody? Anybody?
G.I. JOE
Here - lemme get somebody. It takes a soldier t'get things done around here...
(G.I. JOE runs inside the hospital and exits with a doctor slung over his shoulder, screaming)
DOCTOR
Help! Help! This man is a lunatic!
G.I. JOE
Aw - thank you doc! Ain't that nice of him t'say, Barbie?
BARBIE
Put-him-down, G.I.! Please? For me, your Barbie?
(G.I. JOE lowers the physician to the ground)
(BARBIE cont'd.) You'll have to forgive my friend G.I. Joe. He's a little over-protective
DOCTOR
Forgive him? Forgive him? I'm calling the cops! The man's a real danger to society. I'm gonna have him locked up...
(physician produces cell phone and starts to dial)
G.I. JOE
Uh-oh... We have an enemy agent here calling his bad guy friends...
(G.I. JOE whips out a sling shot from his back pocket and aims it at physician and hits him on
the cheek)
DOCTOR
What the... That hurt! This man is really dangerous!
G.I. JOE
And don't you forget it! I know your type... Pretend to be a friendly doc but inside you're really the enemy trying to take over the world. I bet you don't even work here, do you? Let everyone think you can fix boo-boos but all you really want is in-for-ma-tion.
(G.I. JOE walks over to the physician who responds by running back into the hospital)
(G.I. JOE cont'd) Ha! I showed him! Coward! He won't be botherin' you again, babe!
BARBIE
Oh gawd, G.I. What have you done?
G.I. JOE
No need t'thank me!
BARBIE
We need a doctor, now! Blain here needs help
(BLAIN starts to stir)
BLAIN
Mummy - is that you? I got a boo-boo that hurts bad, mommy.
(The sound of police sirens can be heard causing G.I. JOE to retreat back into his tank)
G.I. JOE
C'mon Barbie - the enemy has found us but your G.I. JOE will keep you safe from harm
BARBIE
That's the problem, G.I.
G.I. JOE
What is?
BARBIE
Your trying to keep me safe. Perhaps we should part ways...
G.I. JOE
Whad'ya mean?
BARBIE
You know - um - separate?
G.I. JOE
I don't get it
BARBIE
That's the problem. Let me put it this way: I think we should break up
Questions du jour: How will G.I. Joe take to a possible breakup with his Barbie? Will surfer dude Blain get the help he needs? How will G.I. Joe deal with the arrival of the police?
©Eleanor Tylbor, 2007
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