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Do you have a problem with sex? Perhaps you need to see a sex therapist. After a few sessions, you might become a new person. Here are fifteen fortune cookie sayings from sex therapists:
- At work, at play, and in the bed, life has its ups and downs.
- Keep your two girlfriends away from going to the same restaurant unless you like to live your life dangerously.
- Remember to keep your thoughts clean and your sheets clean at the same time.
- Go to your grocery store and buy a lot of vegetables, particularly cucumbers. You are going to have a very exciting evening tonight.
- Two’s company, but four makes for an extremely stimulating night.
- Despite all your cosmetic surgeries, your heart is still true. Time to bring pleasure to your new body parts.
- It is difficult to have a moist erotic kiss if your lips are severly chapped.
- Condemn violence, but use a condom when having sex.
- If you have an affair, make it count for everything you got because if you are discovered, you will lose everything you got.
- Sex is like fireworks. It can be very explosive, but can also have its duds.
- You cannot substitute pills for love. However, they do have interesting side effects.
- Your passion will flow like a raging river. You are under a flood watch tonight.
- A little music and a little food will put your partner in the right mood. But a little gas will swiftly burn out the flames of desire.
- Give your honey a great big hug. Sorry, your honey has the flu. Now your hug has given you the bug.
- Embrace your lover, but never lock braces together.
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Do you have a problem with sex? Perhaps you need to see a sex therapist. After a few sessions, you might become a new person. Here are fifteen fortune cookie sayings from sex therapists:
- At work, at play, and in the bed, life has its ups and downs.
- Keep your two girlfriends away from going to the same restaurant unless you like to live your life dangerously.
- Remember to keep your thoughts clean and your sheets clean at the same time.
- Go to your grocery store and buy a lot of vegetables, particularly cucumbers. You are going to have a very exciting evening tonight.
- Two’s company, but four makes for an extremely stimulating night.
- Despite all your cosmetic surgeries, your heart is still true. Time to bring pleasure to your new body parts.
- It is difficult to have a moist erotic kiss if your lips are severly chapped.
- Condemn violence, but use a condom when having sex.
- If you have an affair, make it count for everything you got because if you are discovered, you will lose everything you got.
- Sex is like fireworks. It can be very explosive, but can also have its duds.
- You cannot substitute pills for love. However, they do have interesting side effects.
- Your passion will flow like a raging river. You are under a flood watch tonight.
- A little music and a little food will put your partner in the right mood. But a little gas will swiftly burn out the flames of desire.
- Give your honey a great big hug. Sorry, your honey has the flu. Now your hug has given you the bug.
- Embrace your lover, but never lock braces together.
