I’m sure DreamWorks had the purest of intentions when they enlisted their superstar animator James Baxter to teach children how to draw characters like Eep and Guy from The Croods. But we all know how these tutorials will be put to use by the Internet. (All links NSFW in the last sentence.)
They’ve even made a “Gran” tutorial for the gerontophiles:
And please, I beg of you, if you do anything smutty with this character, don’t show me:
THE COUNTDOWN IS ON FOR
Publication of
"Rattlesnake Jam."
My New Picture Book is Wild and Wacky!
*Pa takes kids on a rattlesnake hunt. . .
*Gran fires up the stove for her famous rattlesnake jam. . .
*Pa dreams of rattlesnake pie, and rattlesnake fritters, and. . .
*Will Pa's dreams ever come true ?
*And does Gran's Rattlesnake Jam REALLY cure what ails you?
Told in rhyme,
The illustrations, by Kevin Scott Collier, are as wild and wacky
as Gran and Pa. . . fits them like a (snake) skin in fact!
Gran, + Pa and the rattlesnakes, have a page
all to themselves.
I mean, I couldn't let all those rattlesnakes loose
on my writing help pages - now could I?
And what if a rattler snuck into my "Musings" file,
before I sent it to The Purple Crayon ? YIKES!!!
NOTE: Reluctant readers, on the other hand, must dive in
for the best results! A reading treat for all BOYS!
WARNING: Wear knee boots at all times when reading
this picture book. . . just in case!
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PUBLICATION DATE:
Pending. Updates soon. . .
(Would love your comments)
