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"If only! I know she'd take me back then!"

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Crushing the hopes of authors, torturing millions trying to do their taxes...an Evil Editor's work is never done.--writtenwyrdd

If Satan doesn't get me in soon, I'm going to work for the other side. --writtenwyrdd

What are Sonny and Cher doing in the antechamber of Hell? --writtenwyrdd

The line read "Amount you want refunded to you." $1,000,000 sounded fair at the time. --R. Lyle Wolfe

Hey -- ah, either of you interested in buying a watch? A kidney? --anon.

That caption is hysterical. I still think the couple in teh picture look like Sonny and Cher, though.

Seriously? 100 cartoons already? Evil on overtime...

Cartoons 96, 97, 98 must have been really bad...?

I've got to say, EE, blogger is still eating about half of my comments, even though they appear to go through.

Or I'm having trouble adapting to Gmail, which seems to piggyback comments on top of each other, and I don't spot them all. If you're referring to captions I didn't include among the unchosen, I sometimes just post my favorites if there are a huge number.

I number them when I prepare them, but sometimes I post them in a different order, and this time I forgot to change the number. #100 will be up soon enough. I'm amazed that the quality is being maintained, and even rising after so many.

Gmail's piggybacking can be very annoying. Livejournal comments get stacked the same way and it's a good thing no one ever comments on my LJ or I might miss some.

Not referring to captions. I figured you just listed a few of your favorites and I promptly forget most of the ones I send in anyhow. I also know you don't (generally) blacklist or block posts (we've been through that discussion, lol) so they had to be dropping off into cyberspace again.

Gmail groups emails into "conversations", which means that anything with the same subject line gets lumped together. You can create filters and/or highlight messages, but so far I've not needed to try out these features.

I note that this woman is not a blonde.

Robin, did you ever think maybe she's just a personal assistant? After all, she says "I'm going to go pick up the dress," not "my dress."

Maybe EE's the bride...

Hmmmm. Good thinking, Kiersten - I like your style!

I used to think that Prenuptial Agreements were garbage and crap. But, after working 30 years to buy and pay off a house and decorate it to MY tastes, not to mention a few bank accounts...
I want a prenup!

"I used to think that Prenuptial Agreements were garbage and crap. But, after working 30 years to buy and pay off a house and decorate it to MY tastes, not to mention a few bank accounts...
I want a prenup!"

Hmmm, and I'm holding out for my married name and a few horses? I could have the house? What the heck?

Robin, I still think it's you in disguise.

It sure as heck isn't Miss Snark. You couldn't skewer a donut in those shoes, much less a newbie writer's heart.

McKoala, have you forgotten that a certain Evil Editor eloped with a certain Mole Lady in the last writing exercise?

Ow, that's harsh!

Wow. Hit the nail on it angst-filled head.

Hah!

Very nice.

Truth hurts!

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Who knew they could do body transplants?--Julie Weathers

Those Kenyans finally came through for me.--Kiersten

I did say I specialized in fantasy.-writtenwyrdd

Fabio, eat your heart out.--writtenwyrdd

That's hilarious, EE. I don't even remember doing any part of that caption.

But I think I'm improving in my caption writing skills. Not sure how to fit that onto my resume, though...

The Photoshop idea was yours. The diet idea was mine. They work better together than separately.

Tsk tsk. It's spelled Atkins.

But now we can add this to the list of things we know about EE--he's not overweight. This alone can explain his lack of fad-diet spelling knowledge.

(Cue Robin screaming at her computer: "I knew it! I KNEW he was a hotty!")

And thanks to your quick editing, people will be extremely confused by my comment ; )

More than confused, they'll think you're a total wacko.

I don't recall sending in my photo to be photoshopped...

Being a total whacko is good, isn't it? As opposed to a semi-whacko, or a whacko-wannabe??

I once had to work up newsletter photo's using two gals at work and they were so please when I told them I could make them look thinner. They didn't have a weight problem by any measure but they still liked the thinner versions.

Oh, can someone please photoshop a picture of me too please?

Too funny!

Damn, Scott. If that's you, I really need to know.

Well, EE, what else is new...

Robin! You're not trying to cheat on EE with a minion now are you?

Besides I have a feeling EE is geographically closer to you than Scott from Oregon.

Also, he didn't say which part of the picture he resembled.

That's it, Robin... go toward Oregan... that's it, almost there.

C'mere, EE.

Clearly, I need a torsoectomy.

Oh no, uh uh.

Just interested - not traveling.

I'm not in the office today - so if you have something weird ir funny going on, please share.

I'd go on that diet, but I really think I would be unattractive that flat chested and muscled up.

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Just as I thought: The nexus of time travel itself.--writtenwyrdd

It's just a bad bulb on the laser vision.--writtenwyrdd

'No, nothing there.'
--fairy hedgehog

Wow. Actual shit for brains.--writtenwyrdd

Whatever it is, it's looking straight at me...--WO

I must have looked at this four times before I got it.

Someone give me back my braiiiiiiiiiin!

*saves a brick for the next book*

That hurts.

Good grief. I need to check hotmail more often. Eight bounced messages to EE?

Methinks I am not wanted. *sniff*

And the response about the prize winning cock was really a good one.

(this is a test)

And Julie...Really, truste me honey, you are NOT wanted. It´s sad, and I´m sorry, better luck next time, Ok? You gonna be OK honey? Yeahh.. you are. You a talentful m´right?

YEahh...

I can't email EE either, Julie. I always have to post somewhere in the blog.

I got the bounce email, but my comment appeared anyway. The ways of blogger are exceeding strange!

I'm with McK. Funny in that ouchie funny kinda way.

So when are we discussing symbolism? Or brick walls? Or you in a buildy-thing?

Don't worry, Julie. We've all been bounced lately. Mean AOL.

I've set the comment settings to email me at my aol address whenever a comment arrives, and I'm receiving far fewer notifications there than I am at the new gmail address. In any case, the new address has probably solved the problem.

And Julie...Really, truste me honey, you are NOT wanted. ~

It's ok, I'm used to it.

*slides blade in the typewriter and slices ribbon to ribbons.

Hah. When I was very young, we had an old Remington typewriter with a very old ribbon. It was holed, and worn, but was good in parts. So I took it upon myself to cut it into pieces--throwing away the bad bits and keeping the good bits for a new, better ribbon!

Then my sister asked me how I proposed sticking the good bits together.

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This is what a metaphor looks like once some of you "writers" have finished mangling it. --freddie

See? Now do you get why that chapter just can't work? --anon.

Man, I LOVE vacation! --anon.

Good one, BT. Now we know EE's secret. I've been wondering what it was.

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Well actually I'm a Scarlet Macaw, but it's a common mistake... --ril

No, actually I'm only minimally sexually dimorphic. --ril

Militant Moles? Sounds good to me! And when yer done with Jack Sparrow's bio, gimme yer proofs and I'm off to Tea with the Snark and the poodle."--ME

...and you won't find THAT in the Urban Dictionary!

You know, I can show the writer of that manuscript that everyone truly is a critic.--freddie


Are those cracker crumbs on your lips? Bastard. --anon.

Awesome! Go on, say something else! --anon.

No, don't, he'll be home soon.
No, don't, he'll be home soon... --anon.


Polly want a partial. No fantasies, please. Random apostrophes in every name makes me choke. --anon.

I see you have a new supply of paper. Good, my cage needs lining.--EE

Is that all you do? Sit on that thing all day and talk nonsense?
--anon.

Quoth the parrot, "Reject more." --Julie Weathers

You bastard! That's a BUDGERIGAR feather on you collar! --anon.

Listen, the agreement was I'd clear out the slushpile if you'd help me write my book. "Once upon a time..."-writtenwyrdd

HAHAHAHAHA!
Very funny and creative!

Excellent.