“Acey gots an update!”
“She’s like one of those little mechanical guys that walks out of a clock and announces stuff.”
“Well, the Chronicler’s Lantern does turn into a jeweled timepiece.”
“What’s up, Earth people?”
“Ohayo gozaimasu Acey-san!”
“You guys got that Heavenly Sword game review published, huh?”
“Yeah! It’s got a girl with red hair and she’s got a super powerful sword and then you know what?”
“What.”
“She can fly around when she’s fighting too! And her sister is named Kai and there’s this really fat guy that she beats up in the game and it’s soooo pretty all the places you get to go.”
“Well, that about covers the review. What do you think, Space girl?”
“We’ll take it.”
“Affirmative. Review transferred to core circuits for priority transmission to the Hana.”
“There you go, Cici. You’re an official Gamepowa.com reviewer.”
“Yay!”
“Check out the Gamepowa review of Heavenly Sword for the Playstation 3 folks. And don’t forget to vote. Left side. Big red box. We be out.”
“Okay boys and girls, it’s voting time again. Professor Planet over here has installed a new poll and this one should be interesting. Right over there on the left side of every page: crimson background, nice, gold lettering, nice. Buttons for each answer and a button to vote.”
“Ooh, there’s seven answers. Let’s see, there’s a message board, and a shoutbox, and more blog comments.”
“What’s a shout box?”
“That’s a little window where anyone can type a short message any time they want. It’s really simple and fast.”
“We should bring back the Character Book. That thing rocked. We had like 500 signatures or something.”
“Most of these are pretty easy to do.”
“I think our audience will make a wise decision.”
“It’s up to you guys. Tell us what you think!”
“Yeah! Jump in there and VOTE! We be out!”
“There’s a new video on Acey’s site and it’s got a girl who fights!”
“Is it a Gamepowa video alert?”
“All I heard was ‘girl who fights.’ Don’t ask when. Don’t ask why. Don’t ask how. Let’s just get to the video update!”
“heh”
“There’s a new video on Acey’s site and it’s got a girl who fights!”
“Is it a Gamepowa video alert?”
“All I heard was ‘girl who fights.’ Don’t ask when. Don’t ask why. Don’t ask how. Let’s just get to the video update!”
“heh”
