1. Put fake money into the collection plate.
2. Sing badly out of tune.
3. Take a fake fit of sneezing.
4. During songs put whoopee cushions on peoples seats.
5. Shout Hallelujah constantly even when people are telling a sad story.
6. Bring crunchy sweets like wethers originals with you, and chew on them constantly.
7. Continuously shout “Thank You Allah!” if its a Christian Church.
8. Constantly sniff, this will really annoy the old ladies sitting in front of you.
9. Fart a lot, annoying to every near to you…!
10. Grunt constantly, especially when people are reading Bible passages.