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1.

SCENES FROM LIFE
At the Pharmacy - The Lineup part III

SCENE: A PHARMACY. A LINE UP OF PEOPLE WAIT TO PAY FOR ITEMS. A MAN AND A WOMAN IN THEIR 60'S STANDS IN LINE, A SHOPPING CART FILLED WITH TOILET PAPER AND KLEENEX/TISSUES.

CASHIER
Sorry - only two packages per customer.

(m/w have a discussion and analyze the situation

CASHIER (cont'd.)
Tell you what - I could make two bills, which will allow you to buy the items there

(another animated discussion lasting more than a minute between man and the woman. Woman waits while man gets shopping cart and travels up and down the aisle buying still more items before heading for cash)

CUSTOMER BEHIND MAN/WOMAN
(aside to cashier while watching couple unload the new items on the counter)
How long will this take d'ya figure? 

CASHIER
Not too long...I hope

CASHIER (aside to couple)
I'll have to cancel this bill and make up two new one's

CUSTOMER BEHIND MAN/WOMAN
Why? Just make up one new bill for them.

CASHIER
(gesturing to items in cart)
Can't do that. They added more items

CUSTOMER BEHIND MAN/WOMAN
So now we have to wait until you cancel one bill and then make up two new one's? Some people have absolutely no consideration for the rights of others!

ANOTHER CUSTOMER BEHIND CUSTOMER
Do you believe this?

(MAN removes items from shopping cart)

MAN
I changed my mind. I don't want this after all

CUSTOMER BEHIND MAN/WOMAN
Say what?

CASHIER
Uh-oh...that means...

CUSTOMER BEHIND MAN/WOMAN
Please - don't say it - don't tell me you have to cancel the bill, again

ANOTHER CUSTOMER BEHIND CUSTOMER
This is incredible!

CASHIER
(to man/woman)
Are you sure that's it, now?

(WOMAN stare

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2. A Paper Towel by Any Other Name...

It's been a good day for bibliographic instruction. I showed two mom-and-son pairs how to use our online research resources to find science articles. As inevitably happens, an hour later, each mom was still sitting at the computer searching for articles while son read a book and/or socialized with friends.

I had trouble keeping a straight face when the one mom explained her son's topic to me. "It's about water absorbency... and which fibers work better to wick moisture... The teacher said she thought it was a good idea. She hadn't heard of anyone doing it before." Of course I'm thinking, oh really? Replace "fibers" with "paper towels," and I've heard that topic more times than I can count.

Anyway, I promised I'd start a tally of science fair questions I get this school year. So, here it is.

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3. It's Begun

Kid: Do you have a book about water? And things that absorb it?

Me: Umm... We have books about water, sure. But can you tell me a little more about what you mean by 'absorbs things'?

Kid: I'm doing a science fair project about which brand of paper towels....

Me: [can't hear anything else over the banging of my head against the wall]

It's settled. I'm keeping a tally this year.

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