- Getting grant money to play.
- It has its quarks.
- You can finally find something colder than your ex.
- It makes you look intelligent.
- The more you learn, the less you know, and the more you know, the less you learn. Thanks Heisenberg.
- Rocks are too dirty.
- If you’re lucky you can glow in the dark after your experiments.
- You used to smash cars as a child. Now you smash atoms.
- “But officer, if I drive really fast I won’t age as quickly.”
- Schrödinger’s Cat was never meant ot be dissected.