Mwow my kitty friends!  Dere are may ways a kitty controls and manipulates dere staff in de efficient operation of de household.  One of de most importantest be supervising de things you take interests in.  I be very interested in anything dat involves water, so I’s using dis as today’s example.

Yesterday, staff went to de cupboard and got out de green pitcher to water de plants.  Plants be very needy and must be watered just so or dey will die; AND water should not be wasted, especially when it could be shared wit de kitty in de house.  SO…in order to make sure de plants get what dey need and I gets what I wants, I make it my habit to follow staffs around when dey be watering.  I make sure I sees how water is placed in de pitcher and exactly where it goes in de plant’s pot.  I put my face as close to de water as I can.  NOTE:  Dis involves some risk of getting water poured on you, but it must be done!  I also be sure dat staff is properly intimidated into doing dere job correctly by always keeping a superior scowl on my face….like dis:

Notice de icy stare, de look dat implies ‘you best be doin dis right or dere will be consequences.’  Use dis pic to practice dis look on your own, my kitty friends.  Practice dis until you can do dis without thinking.  You’ll be glad to be havin’ dis skill to keep your staff running your household efficiently.

I hope dis post has been helpful to you, my kitty friends.  Please share other techniques you finds helpful in gettin your way….I mean techniques you be usin to supervise de efficient operation of your household.  Yup, dat’s it.  Mwow til later!