Mwow all you kitties out there! I’s been thinkin’ a lot during this holiday season and has come up with a list of things you should absolutely do and things you’s should think about just a bitty bit first….we’ll call those “don’ts”, but you knows what I mean.
Do’s:
- pay attention to all rattling sounds–might be treats or chow for you!
- inspect anything wrapped–think catnip.
- purr a bit more than usual, hang with your staff a bit more–insures a more abundant season for you, if you knows what I’ma sayin’.
- rid house of any live mousie friends–see above reason.
- Take advantage of playing with wrapping paper before it gets picked up–Staff is more patient with this if it happens after packages are UNwrapped…if you try this WHILE gifts are being wrapped, you may want to move this to the “Don’t” list–staff patience will be thin.
“Don’ts”
- beware of getting to close to staff wrapping gifts–I was just playin’ with some ribbon (so shinycurlybouncy!) that happened to be being attached to a package, and staff threatened to curl my whiskers!
- eating tinsel can have dire consequences–nuff said.
- playing with toys around stoves and fridges can be dangerous–staff cooking will not be watching for you and may nearly step on you, toys can become lodged under appliances–staff loses patience after the first few rescues.
Hope that comes in handy for ya. Please submit your do’s and “don’ts” in the comments–I’ll publish my favs. I’s got me quite a few new toys to stalk, thrash and play with. Stay tuned for my fav-o-rite gifts O the Season! Stay warm my kitty friends!
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