A brand new School year is full of potential. It’s also full of Homework and backpacks full of books and supplies that can weigh as much as a Marines backpack when they are going into combat. Happy New School Year Kiddies!

Once again it’s that time of the year when all the kids go back to School. Of course some are more willing than others. To some the prospect of even getting near a School Bus can be terrifying. Good luck to all the Kids and Teachers out there. Have a great School year.

Come with me and you’ll be
In a world of pure imagination….

R.I.P Gene Wilder

Further proof that we are only here to entertain our Pets.

Pokemon Go might seem like a clever diversion from the harsh realities of modern life but it would be a disservice if I failed to point out the harm that might befall an individual who wonders around aimlessly searching for the electronic critters. Then again if you do somehow manage to capture them all it might be worth an untimely demise.

Even mans best friend will double cross you for the right amount of Kibble. Especially if you’re a Pirate and he has access to a Cannon.

Finding the perfect cell phone signal can be hazardous to ones health.

Little known fact Bigfoot loves to play practical jokes.

Fairy tales are great but a little reinterpretation every once in awhile doesn’t hurt.

When I was a kid I spent the vast majority of my Summers in the woods or on the Family Farm. I don’t think it’s bad for kids to have a variety of activities to occupy their Summers but it would be nice if they could just go out and play a little more without so much structure.

Even as an Adult I am still tempted to do things that only make sense to the mind of a child. Admit it you are too.

Trying to decide which set of fictional characters to side with in a fictional war can be challenging.

Pride cometh before a Soccer ball to the noggin.

I’ve never been much of an Athlete but I’ve always been creative.

One of those days someone is referring to when ever they ask you if you’ve ever had one of those days.

Did you ever have one of those days? You know the kind when you’re running through the desert being chased by an Alien and you suddenly run into a glass barrier.

Some people just don’t know how to stay out of trouble.

This can’t end well.

The X-Files have been reopened. Whatever you do don’t look behind you.

Little known made up fact, Penguins are extremely needy and a bit annoying.

Happy Penguin Awareness Day Everyone!