- Play World of War Craft. If you play WOW then your life is basically screwed up for even playing this!
- Play Runescape. Playing this game just to think you’ll get new friends, and people on your friend list are actually your friends which they’re not.
- Playing Maple Story. Playing this for hours a day just rots your brain and Maple Story is all you can think of.
- Hack. Think that you’re the world’s greatest hacker when you’re not!
- Magic. Thinking that you can cast spells, and also that you’re a powerful wizard that is five-thousand years old, when you are only thirty-three still living in your mom’s basement.
- Chuck Norris jokes. Telling Chuck Norris jokes that suck!
- Watch anime. Watching anime shows, and thinking that they’re the greatest ever when it sucks!
- Own a segway. Ride a segway every where you go just to show off you wheels.
- Collecting trading cards. Carrying your Pokémon and yu-gi-oh cards to duel other losers for entertainment!
- MySpace. Going on MySpace 24/7 and thinking you’re actually friends with the person on your friends list.