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Also known as a cheapo filler post.  It’s what puts bread on the table!

So I was invited to moderate a panel at last weekend’s Brooklyn Book Festival and I had, in no uncertain terms, a blast.  Of course it was raining, as you can see here (compliments of Nancy Mercado):

Hipster children.  Gotta love ‘em.

Anywho, my panel consisted of Jon Scieszka, Mac Barnett, and E. Lockhart (a.k.a. Emily Jenkins) and the topic: Funny Books!  Emily’s the funny YA gal (though she pretty much does every possible kind of funny book out there, for every age range), Mac the funny middle grade and picture book, and ditto Jon.  So my job was to ask them to say funny things.  I have had more difficult jobs in my life.

My roving reporter in the field (which is to say, my mother) took down some of the best lines from the panel which I shall now play for you here.

• Mac explaining where his writing comes from:  “I grew up on a farm — and had a pet pig … This is going horribly wrong.”

• The best explanation of why humor doesn’t win awards was Jon saying awards are given by committees and 4 of any 12 will be offended or won’t get the jokes.

• Mac’s little brother had a Swearing Club with his friends when he was little, which he pointed out was utterly benign.   Mac’s conviction was that it was way too organized to be really bad.  They’d have had a President and a Treasurer … and that he would have been Secretary …

Emily said at one point, “The thing that you make is not the thing you meant to make.”

Two of the panelists set their recent books at the same public school.  With that in mind, future children’s literary scholars are going to be able to identify and list a whole subgenre of P.S. 58 books.

• At one point Mac, in answer to “What’s the funniest book you’ve ever read?”, said it was Catch-22.  He said that when he read it he demonstrated his total failure to get it by thinking at the time, “What if instead of WWII I set it … in my high school?”

• And the best line of the day went to Emily when she was discussing the basis behind her book Dramarama.  Emily said that when she was a kid she found a camp for kids who liked theater rather than sports.  The catch?  She was the worst at it.  “I had found my people — and I was a loser among them.”

For the record, mom also ended up setting up the chairs for the event too.  Mom gets around.  She took some photos too.  Here, for example, is me crooning my own personal rendition of Moon River as Mac considers the portent behind the words.

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