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1. Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
2. I can’t talk to you right now; tell me,where will you be in the next 10 years?
3. I don’t want you to turn the other cheek; it’s just as ugly.
4. I don’t know who you are, but whatever you are, I’m sure everyone will agree with me.
5. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
6. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
7. I can’t seem to remember your name, and please don’t help me!
8. I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
9. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
10. I know you’re a self-made man. It’s nice of you to take the blame!
11. I know you’re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
12. I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
13. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.
14. How would you like to feel the way you look?
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1. Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
2. I can’t talk to you right now; tell me,where will you be in the next 10 years?
3. I don’t want you to turn the other cheek; it’s just as ugly.
4. I don’t know who you are, but whatever you are, I’m sure everyone will agree with me.
5. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
6. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
7. I can’t seem to remember your name, and please don’t help me!
8. I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
9. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
10. I know you’re a self-made man. It’s nice of you to take the blame!
11. I know you’re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
12. I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
13. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.
14. How would you like to feel the way you look?
