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Today we're dishing up some picture book pies just in case you've got any hungry ankle-biters or restless munchkins hanging around.

There's certainly no shortage of lovingly baked pie books cooling on library shelves, and I sampled as many as I could. When it's too hot to play outside, invite the little ones to stick their fingers into these cool offerings. They'll be left pie-eyed with wonder.

 APPLE PIES

1. The Apple Pie That Papa Baked by Lauren Thompson, pictures by Jonathan Bean (Simon & Schuster, 2007). A cumulative tale featuring a loving father and daughter, showing how the wonders of nature play a role in creating the end product. With three-color folk art illustrations remniscent of Wanda Gag and Lois Lenski. See these brilliant reviews by Fuse 8 and Jules of 7-Imp for more details.

      

2. The President and Mom's Apple Pie by Michael Garland (Dutton, 2002). President William Howard Taft, a man of substantial girth, visits small town America in 1909. After stepping off the train, he smells something positively delicious in the air. His nose leads him to some mighty fine grub before discovering Mom's culinary masterpiece cooling on the window sill. Exuberant illustrations carry the reader through the fun and excitement of the day.

     
 

 
3. Apple Pie 4th of July by Janet S. Wong, pictures by Margaret Chodos-Irvine (Harcourt, 2002). A young Chinese girl whose parents own a neighborhood grocery store is disheartened, thinking no one eats Chinese food on the 4th of July. She hears the parade outside and longs to celebrate the American way, complete with apple pie, like the one she smells baking upstairs. Before the day ends, she discovers that Chinese food is American too.

4. How to Make An Apple Pie and See the World by Marjorie Priceman (Knopf, 1994). A young girl embarks on a joyous shopping expedition via various whimsical means to gather the ingredients for an apple pie in this well-loved classic. The finished pie (recipe included) is ultimately shared with children from around the world. (Note: How to Make a Cherry Pie and See the U.S.A. is coming in October!)

    

5. A Apple Pie by Gennady Spirin (Philomel, 2005). The traditional 17th century English alphabet rhyme is brought to life in Spirin's whimsical Victorian style watercolor paintings. Each letter takes center stage in scenes depicting the fate of the apple pie: "B Bit it," "F Fought for it," "S Sang for it," etc. Luscious, grand and magical all at the same time. Love that giant pie!

   

 OTHER PIES

1.How to Bake an American Pie by Karma Wilson, pictures by Raul Colon (Margaret McElderry Books, 2007). A recipe spells out "how to bake an American pie, first ever made on the fourth of July," using all the ingredients which make up our country, spiced with "ideas seasoned with dreams and customs from faraway lands." The cooking metaphor works to wondrous effect, and the ink and watercolor paintings are fanciful and evocative. Contains purple mountain majesties in floating teacups, a dog and cat chef, and a giant rolling pin smoothing out the fruited plains. 



2. Rabbit Pie by Penny Ives (Viking, 2006). A very sweet bedtime book in recipe format featuring six cuddly rabbits and their patient, loving mother going through the rituals of bathing, changing, and tucking in for the night. The warm and cozy home is depicted in pastel watercolors. Yummy plates of carrots might prove too tempting for young readers possessing efficient teeth.

3. Enemy Pie by Derek Munson, pictures by Tara Calahan King (Chronicle, 2000). It looks like a perfect summer for a little boy until Jeremy Ross moves in across the street. After Jeremy Ross becomes Enemy #1, the boy's father makes an enemy pie -- guaranteed to get rid of enemies. For the pie to work, the boy must spend an entire day with Jeremy Ross. A satisfying story showing how friends are made. A Reading Rainbow book.

           

4. Humble Pie by Jennifer Donnelly (who favors coconut cream pie), pictures by Stephen Gammell (Atheneum, 2002). A morality tale set in a Medieval village about nasty, greedy, mouthy, spoiled Theo, whose grandmother wraps him up inside a giant pie. As he rolls through the village, no one wants to help him. Does he escape the red hot oven or get his just desserts?

           

5. All for Pie, Pie for All by David Martin (who loves to bake apple, blueberry and peach pie), pictures by Valeri Gorbachev (Candlewick, 2006). A charming, simple tale told as a repetitive narrative about Grandma Cat baking a scrumptious apple pie for her family, which is ultimately shared by the mouse family and ant family. A reassuring story that could be used as a math lesson, with ink and watercolor paintings in warm, earthy tones.

6. Sweet Potato Pie by Kathleen D. Lindsey, pictures by Charlotte Riley-Webb (Lee & Low, 2003). One summer, a drought destroys all the crops save the sweet potatoes. Sadie's family must work together baking lots of pies to sell at the Harvest Celebration in order to earn enough money to save their farm. Vibrant, energetic acrylic paintings perfectly complement the story. Recipe included. 

             

7. A Pie Went By by Carolyn Dunn (who doesn't bake pies), pictures by Christopher Santoro (who is especially fond of cherry pies) (HarperCollins, 2000). A tongue-in-cheek cumulative tale about King Bing, who, balancing a pie on his head, is on his way to propose to Queen Bea. Various critters along the way try to trick him into dropping the pie to no avail, so they end up following him, repeating their humorous retorts. Recipe for cherry pie included, with cherry and eyeball endpapers.

     


                       
   

I am a dreadful blogger right now.

This is because

a) I'm writing.

I just reread the pep talk I wrote for National Novel Writing Month, for authors who were at that point three-quarters of the way through the book when you just have to keep going, and it helped a bit. ("Hah!" I thought. "What do you know, foolish author-man?" But secretly I knew he had a point.)

I'm still in Chapter Seven. Yesterday was very talky. Today stuff may happen.

b) I'm writing. So when I find interesting links, or people send me things to post, I go, "Yes, I should post that" and then forget to.

and of course the main reason I'm a dreadful blogger is that,

c) I'm writing.

When I'm not writing the novel I feel guilty. And even though blogworthy things turn up (I could write about the thaw right now, and the sunshine and the bees; three days ago a really funny entry on what to do when your assistant hands you twenty pounds of whole and uncut cow liver for your dog that she was given at the local meat packing plant didn't get written, and yesterday I composed an entire thing in my head I didn't write down about Why The People in Torchwood Season One Are All Too Stupid To Live -- including the astonishingly puzzling incident where someone in 1941 has written something down on paper with black ink (a medium that will last legibly for centuries if kept out of the sun), and, unaccountably worried that ink on paper will fade and become unreadable in time, first she takes a prototype Polaroid photo of it, and then writes some of it in blood and puts it in a coffee can in a damp cellar, because these media will still be readable seventy years later. Why she didn't make a model of it out of chocolate as well, I will never know.)

Oh, and despite having predicted that Blink would get the Hugo for best Dramatic wossname, this blog is now officially supporting Paul Cornell's Family of Blood/Human Nature two-parter for a Hugo. This is, obviously, because I have been gotten to.

Bugger. This was just meant to be a wave, and now I've started writing.

I'll answer a question. Just one. Then to work.