1. Are you having a Bipolar moment?
Response: No, I am having a Bipolar LIFE, you just came in at the wrong moment.
2. Just get over it!
Response: Gee, why didn’t I think of that?
3. If you don’t stop crying I’ll give you a reason to cry.
Response: I have a reason, I just don’t know what it is at the moment.
4.Things will look better tomorrow.
Response: Great, so what am I supposed to do until then?
5. You don’t look bipolar.
Response: Iam so sorry, I forgot to put on my caution, bipolar in progress sign.
6. Snap out of it.
Response: again… Gee, why didn’t I think of that.
7. It’s all in your head.
Response: Um, DUH! No kidding.
8. Are you in a bad mood?
Response: Only for people who ask me stupid questions.
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