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Funny! Is make Whitman even gooder.

If only one could make a living putting zombies in everything . . .

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I think that's ingenious Lili

Hah! This is genious, Lilliputian, even better than 'In My Pants.'

(Ps - why does zombie me have to be such a damn overactor? Although at least Zombie Jelly does not look as bad as Gymkhana Jelly. PAH.)

Maureen's zombie competition is over, so I thought I'd put my entry here. It cannibalises Lord of the Flies and makes the zombie a passive character, which I think is softer, and exposes the vulnerable side of the undead...

The rock struck the zombie with a glancing blow from chin to knee; the conch exploded into a thousand white fragments and ceased to exist. The zombie, saying nothing, with no time even for a grunt, traveled through the air sideways from the rock, turning over as it went. The rock bounced twice and was lost in the forest. The zombie flew forty feet and landed on its back across the square red rock in the sea. Its head opened up and stuff came out and turned red. The zombie's arms and legs twitched a bit, like pig's after it had been killed. Then the sea breathed again a long,slow sigh, the water boiled white and pink over the rock; and when it went sucking back again, the body of the zombie was gone.

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I'm sure I read a good bio of Enid quite a few years back, in which it was suggested that Hugh was rather nice.
That flyer is the best.

I want that bumper sticker.

Lili, you are the bees knees. I'm so very glad we got to become Real Live Friends. xoxo

Why thank you so much, my dear lili.

Although, I must say, we have other chums who are much more guilty than I of "not blogging nearly often enough".

(I'm sorry for posting about Big Brother. it only happens about once a year!)

I must admit, I hadn't thought of having muggles in the final battle. To be honest, I'm not sure what they might do. Any attempt to have them attack wizards as we humans seem to attack might just come across as being very slapstick.

I did however feel a bit disappointed that JK didn't leave even a couple of overage Slytherins behind to fight on the side of good. Kind of negates the whole argument that Slytherins aren't always evil.

Also, where was Luna in the epilogue? Not even a passing mention! ('friends'!)

Overall though, I completely loved it and am utterly depressed that the past ten years of one of my life's obsessions have drawn to a close. Tear.

I also loved 'Albus Severus'. It made me cry and cry.

I'm sure they could have found something to do... helping Trelawney lob crystal balls?

(which was pretty slapstick, btw. along with the magic snapping desks and Professor Sprout and a number of other elements. i'm sure the muggles wouldn't have felt out of place)

Good point, Lilli. I've been feeling a bit uneasy about the way that Hermione's parents were sidelined - that is to say, non existent - throughout the entire series. Did we ever lay eyes on them? Hermione seemed to spend most of her holidays at the Burrow. Did SHE ever lay eyes on them?

Love is the big answer - parental love is all important if you're Lilli Potter, if you're Mrs Weasley, even in you're Narcissa Malfoy. But if you are a muggle parent - off to Australia with you.

But, criticisms to one side: absolutely, totally and in all other ways throughly enjoyable.

I think having Muggles in the final battle would seem very out of place. Who would they be? Where would they have come from? Surely they'd spend most of their time going 'Holy fuck these people can do magic!' and then getting killed.

As for the Slytherins all being bad - don't forget Snape, Slughorn and even Draco. Might have been nice for another student or two to stick around to fight, though.


And as for 'all the wizards married wizards' - well, no. Ginny and Hermione married wizards. Draco's wife might have been a Muggle (unlikely) and we just don't know about anyone else. I think a lot of people are reading so much more into the epilogue than was actually there - eg "OMG everyone = babyfactories!!!!" - when she just doesn't mention that aspect of anyone's life. Only Neville's career is mentioned, but that doesn't mean nobody else has one.

Anyway. It seems she's considering publishing her reams of backstory so maybe the answers will all be there. (http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/19935372/)

Yeah, good point - we did really need to see some value in Muggle-kind. My prediction was that Harry would die (releasing the bit of the soul) and Hermione would use 'Muggle magic' (mouth to mouth) to bring him back - but I was wrong. It seemed that Dudley might come back into it...I also thought that Petunia knew something she wasn't telling - it always seemed to be the implication - so I was a bit disappointed about the absence of the Dursleys from most of the novel. Didn't some of the Slytherins come back? The dude in his emerald pyjamas? But yes, I agree with that too.
JK said she gave Mr Weasley a 'reprieve' but she couldn't in all conscience have killed another father, could she? And it would have made Ron's motivation too much like Harry's, Harry wouldn't have been special enough anymore (well apart from the scar, Voldemort lives in his brain because he's a horcrux thing).

Anyway. It was completely flawed, but the best things are, and I loved every moment of it anyway.

You weren't the only ones with the feeling things were left unanswered. J K Rowling had a chat on Bloomsbury.com where she was asked over 120,000
questions! She obviously couldn't answer them all, but she did answer a great number of them.

Here's a transcript courtesy of The-Leaky-Cauldron.org:
http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/2007/7/30/j-k-rowling-web-chat-transcript

Here are some of the 'unanswereds' from the gap in time in Deathly Hallows:

* Harry returned to Hogwarts for his final year and took his NEWTs.
* Ron joined George at Weasleys’ Wizarding Wheezes, which became an enormous money-spinner.
* After a few years as a celebrated player for the Holyhead Harpies, Ginny retired to have her family and to become the Senior Quidditch correspondent at the Daily Prophet.
* Luna ended up marrying (rather later than Harry and company) a fellow naturalist and grandson of the great Newt Scamander named Rolf.
* When Dudley was attacked by the Dementors, he saw himself for the first time as he really was. This was an extremely painful, but ultimately a salutory lesson and began the transformation in him.
* Remus was killed by Dolohov and Tonks by Bellatrix.
* The absence of Snape's portrait in the Headmaster's office was deliberate. Snape had effectively abandoned his post before dying, so he had not merited inclusion in these august circles. Rowling would like to think that Harry would be instrumental in ensuring that Snape’s portrait would appear there in due course.
* George would never get over losing Fred. He names his first child and son Fred.
* Lockhart will never recover.
* Teddy Lupin isn't a werewolf, but rather he is Metamorphmagus like his mother.
* Harry doesn't give away the Marauder's Map, but James sneaks it out of his father’s desk one day.
* Umbridge was arrested, interrogated and imprisoned for crimes against Muggleborns.
* Dumbledore's boggart is the corpse of his sister.
* Hermione brought her parents home right away and undid the memory damage.

However- some of these answers raised MORE questions for me... like WHY wasn't Tonks and LUpins son a werewolf? Seems a copout that he's a more acceptable type of wizard.

And it wasn't a case of pure bloods marrying pure bloods. Ron marries Hermione, a Muggle. So they have Mudblood kids. Ginny marries Harry, a Mudblood- so what are their kids? How does one refer to a half Mudblood?

I personally hated the '19 years later'. Lame, and raised too many questions, the answers to which seemed far too white picket and lowest-common-denominator-pleasing for my liking. But yay for the book, the series, and the new generation of readers it produced. I still love it, despite my criticisms :)

Well done Lili. I wish I'd known someone like you when I was in high school...

hear hear (and hear hear!)