What rude thing did someone say to you that made you fantasize over the perfect reply?

What rude thing did someone say to you that made you fantasize over the perfect reply?
NOTE TO SELF: EDUCATORS SHOULD STICK TO...EDUCATION
Here we go again. There used to be a time when schools and educators relegated themselves to expanding student's knowledge. It appears that they're also getting involved in fashion choices.
School officials at Lincoln Middle School in Meridien, Conn. have banned hooded sweatshirts, citing that they violate the dress code policy. While the district's Board of Education dress code policy does not specifically ban this piece of clothing, it does now allow head gear, which presumably includes sweat shirt hoods.
"The hooded sweaters, and some of the hooded shirts that are out, all those are excluded. If you're in the stores shopping, that's all there is -- everything is hooded," said parent Cheryl Tomassetti.
School officials said they decided to ban the shirts after some students were spotted wearing hoods over their heads in school hallways and classrooms. Officials said that hoods are sometimes used by students hiding headphones.
Makes a person wonder how far the arm of educators should extend, especially when it comes to the choice of clothing. If it was for safety purposes officials would be justified but headphones?
The ban will go into effect after winter break.
Tomorrow night I'm attending a gala event at the Loft Literary Center. It's a tribute dinner to the exiting director of the Loft.
I'm not normally a gala kind of person. They intimidate me. But former Poet Laureate Billy Collins is one of the folks paying tribute, and so I'm plunking down $100 to go to this.
Problem: I have no idea what to wear. Someone who works at the Loft told me most people would not be black tie. The Loft is a very casual environment, most of the time, and so are its students and instructors.
But Billy Collins.
But $100.
But...help!
I have about 30 minutes to run into a department store today and maybe an hour tomorrow to grab something. But what to grab? No idea.
I have a soft, black, swirly skirt, like the kind you'd wear for ballroom dancing (not that I can ballroom dance!). So I could buy some kind of pretty top to go with it.
Or are all these too plain and I need something sparkly/glittery (not my general style!)?
Or should I get a dress instead?
Would something like this with a pair of black heels be dressy enough?
And we won't even go into a purse. Geez. I have no dressy wardrobe whatsoever.
Any reactions/ideas?
I don't want to show up looking completely overdressed. I'd rather be a little underdressed. But I don't want to stick out.
Honestly, I feel like I'm back in 8th grade. But since I'll be meeting lots of other writers, I'm considering this a semi-writing decision. So I figured it was only semi-pathetic to ask y'all for advice.
Right? Right?...
I've decided to take a break from the Game Industry and try it as a freelance Illustrator. I felt that if I was to continue with games I would not have any time for my drawing... I have some plans for a book, I'll probably show some of it on the blog. Have nice weekends everybody
J. Crew, you've gone literary on us! (Will She Who Will Get Me My Book be pleased?)
The Rockefeller
The Fort knox
the Gene Simmons
the Tor Heyerdahl
The Gordian knot
Managed to go swimming yesterday, we had a wonderful view of Skokloster in the background
Me and my daughters tried to print out some drawings and transferring them to t-shirts
Olivia with curly coated dragon
Rosa with Christmas motive
New perwpectives
Victory
Asta is not to impressed and tries to look cool, hard though with that paper on her chin
This is a fun piece!!! I like it.
Val this is such a fun piece! I love it so much. The hangers are just adorable and I love the dresses and the cat on top is sooo cute!
Lovely piece of work, Val.
Those coat hangers look so good!
A stitch in time...
This word was just PERFECT for your adorable piece!!
so cute! i love it!
I love miniature stuff. there's no end to your talent!
damn ur such a show off lol :) lov it, ur sooo good in ur creativity. yes im jealous. michael dailey
you made LITTLE CLOSETS? ohmygosh that is so cute i gotta sit down....
fantastic, val! :)
So wonderfully charming! I LOVE THIS!!!
I LOVE this! Too cute closets!
Is there anything you cannot do? Your clothes and other objects look just like your drawings. You are amazing and I just love you!!!
What a clever idea! You do so many different things! :)
Adorable Valerie!
i like those little dresses so cute---------
Wow, incredible!
love the cute little closet filled with tiny dresses...very sweeeeeeeeeeet....
ADORABLE....
Cheers,
Diana
So ador!! Love the little clothes!! Cuteness!! Makes me want to have a little kitty kat doll to dress up...
I can dig it. Once I had stitches in my butt. Love. Bad dog
Again, I could live in something you created, Val!! This is so presh, it's truly adorable!!
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looks like a fun way to spend your time! thanks for sharing..
This looks like it was a lot of fun to create. Your work is the best.
Who knew you could sew?! Another dimension to your already multi-faceted self!!! I love it. Come create with me!!! xoxo, lizzie
this is so cute!
I loved your 100% prismacolor illustration, so delicate and colorful!
Wonderful!!.. Wonderful!!.. You really know how to create art..
Hooray for felt! Hooray for kittens! Love this
waitaminute. you sew, too? Oh Val! You've got to be one of the busiest people I know... doing all this wonderful artwork and then you throw in.... "I love to sew...".
I think you can do anything you put your mind toward. You're amazing.
Happy New Year, Val! This little assemblage is absolutely precious! I adore the littl kitty perched atop the closet... he's the purrfect touch!
Valerie! This is so much fun. How delightful to peek inside this closet and see the little garments hanging. You created a tiny world that lets the imagination run with the piece. Now you have to create a teeny tiny woman to enjoy all these treasures.
Wow! More 3-D work from you - do you ever run out of cool ideas? Very, very cool, Miss Valerie!
That 3-D work turned out very nicely. Good stuff.
i love miniatures. i start cooing whenever i see them. i always hope to find little people near by...
Aaaackk! soo cute, you can sew too! You have so much talent. I love it.