I suspended this blog before John McCain suspended his campaign to work on the economy, so please vote for me on election day. My running mate is an androgynous simulacrum of Eugene Debs and Emma Goldman who spends most of its time arguing with itself about the role and value of government in effecting meaningful change.
I will be de-suspending the blog soon, though, because today I am going out into my backyard to talk with the squirrels about my plan for the economy, a plan that rests its many tentacles on a single bodily proposal: to release all non-violent offenders from prison to make room for various denizens of Wall Street. And to provide free feather boas to everybody who wants one.
Oh no! One of my cats just ate the Squirrel Majority Leader! The squirrels are in an uproar! The whole economic plan is now in jeopardy! Bad kitty! BAD!
My friends, I'm afraid I'm going to have to suspend the blog for a few more days while this crisis is resolved.
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By: Matthew Cheney,
on 9/26/2008
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By: Matthew Cheney,
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Ah, you made me smile, dear. ;-)
I suggest resurrecting the Squirrel Majority Leader as a zombie. He can work through the night to solve the crisis!
My running mate is an androgynous simulacrum of Eugene Debs and Emma Goldman who spends most of its time arguing with itself about the role and value of government in effecting meaningful change.
You, sir/ma'am, have my vote!