Likeable people look a lot like this.
Are you likeable? Or do you eat onion rings on a plane?
A lot of people walk around constantly asking themselves, what do likeable people do differently than me? Which means that a large percentage of the population believes themselves to be either unlikeable, or are just curious about how much more likeable they could be without taking their clothes off in public.
There are many lists out there just like this one. In fact, a secret bonus quality of likeable people is that they avoid the temptation to constantly post lists like this on Twitter. But go ahead and post this one anyway. It could save a life.
So here’s my list. It could’ve been longer. Or shorter.
Likeable people:
1. Put their tray table in the upright and locked position when asked to do so, not when forced to do so by an air marshall.
2. Give back a thumb drive without it being covered in… wait, why is this sticky?
3. Share their booze. A step above that would be to share it before it’s been ingested.
4. Taste really, really good.
5. Admit their mistakes. Like back in #4, where I accidentally used one from my Lickable People list.
6. Listen to you talk about your bad day before they tell you what happened to your cat while you were gone.
7. Avoid using big words indecorously, or trying to impress with Latin words, ad infinitum.
8. Stand still when you need them to (See also, 8 Things Lickable People Do)
9. Always flush the toilet before sharing their selfie.
10. Give you opportunities to shine. Which is what I’m doing right now. This is your opportunity to come up with a #10.
“You really need to be better at thinking on your feet. You were way too quiet in there.”
That’s the fun feedback I got from my boss after a very long “brainstorming” meeting. This was early in my career and I really let it get to me. For years after, I sweated meetings and routinely kicked myself if I hadn’t thrown out a handful of frenzied ideas along with the rest of the group.
I got over it. Eventually.
It took years to learn this about myself, but I finally realized and accepted that everyone doesn’t need to think at the same pace to be effective. I also learned that group brainstorming sessions are complete bullshit. Typically they become an exercise in everyone making sure the room knows how smart they are. I’ve never been part of an idea-vomiting party that resulted in a great solution. Usually they fizzle into an apathetic pile of half-baked concepts that nobody knows how to execute.
I used to listen to my colleagues whip up complex schemes on the fly and bat them around the table like wadded up pieces of paper. I could follow the conversation, but trying to get my own creativity operating in the melee was almost impossible. I had the confidence to speak, I just couldn’t think.
For a while I researched all kinds of articles online to see if I could change the way I operate. I was so sure that I was somehow inadequate. Sure enough, the Internet assured me that I was indeed totally lame because I couldn’t toss out fully-formed ideas like walnuts in a salad.
They made me feel like crap. The thing is, I’m a smart person. I’m a creative person. And one of my unique skills since childhood has been coming up with simple analogies for complex concepts. So it was pretty ridiculous that I was being shamed into feeling that I just couldn’t keep up and had to change.
Here’s how it works for me. I’m an observer, a sponge, a Bounty paper towel of things going on around me. So after I soak up everything in the room, I go away to a quiet place and wring myself out into a basin. It’s only after gaining true understanding of an issue that really juicy and effective ideas get compiled by my brain.
I still admire quick thinkers. It can be fun to watch, and I’ve worked with some truly genius people who could access their brains as quick as a Gmail search.
I’m not going to be that person. More importantly, that’s completely okay. I don’t have to be. You don’t have to be, if that’s not the way you operate.
Think about how you come up with your best ideas. How does it work? What do you do to make that happen? Because the path you took to get there is not going to work for someone else. In the end, the result is what matters. We need to teach our kids this little secret so they can confidently contribute to a team.
I’d love to hear how you operate. Toss it out there in the comments. NOW! Quick! You’re taking too long…
But seriously, I’d love to hear from you. Take your time.