Santa baby, slip an JigSaw under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good boy
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a stainless steel propane outdoor grill,
BTU’s
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the games I’ve missed
Think of all the chores that still persist
Next year I could do so much more
It’ll help me check off my Honey-Do list
Boo doo bee doo
Santa honey, I want an Autobot and that’s
Not a lot
I’ve been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, there’s one thing I really do need,
The feed
To the Heavyweight Fight
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa Baby, Fill my stockings with TexMex
And sex
A T-Rex would be fine
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With a Hedge Trimmer, lifetime guaranteed
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
An X-Wing
The real thing
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
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