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After reading Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn, I wrote this little story to dedicate to TadMack. Fear not, Twilight fans, for there are no spoilers here. In a way, it qualifies as an entry of Children's Books That Never Were, except I'm pretty sure it never crossed Garrulous MacKenzie's desk....
BREAKING DOWN
Bella: Edward, I have something to tell you.
Edward: I’m glad to hear that,
SHRIEEEEK!
YES, this is my DREAM for Bella: Run from the vampires -- human or otherwise -- NOW!
I LOVE this. SO, so much. This makes my day!
Brilliant and hilarious. *Thunderous applause* !
Too funny, Alkelda!
I haven't read these books, 'cause I'm afraid I'd go off on a series of rants :) Love this version, though.
"That furry pretender Elmo sabotaged the rightful star Grover’s spotlight"
You have shared the words I have been too timid to speak.
Love this! The LSG is currently holed up in her room with the latest - I get it when she's done. She and I both find them sickeningly addictive although we are, of course, disgusted with what the LSG calls the Little Mermaid Effect. Sadly, she says that none of her friends, also fans, see this aspect.
I'm glad you enjoyed this. I started writing this after my mom opened the latest book, said, "Oh, I can't do this," closed it, and then opened it again. "Sickeningly addictive" is accurate, LSM. i hadn't thought of the Little Mermaid Aspect, but you're right! The books belong on my guilty pleasures shelf. Really, I would have found the ending right and proper with just Twilight.
Technically the vampire could still eat Elmo right?
Yes, LET'S send the vampire after Elmo. Bring Grover back!
SPPPFFFFFF!!!!!
(That was the sound of me spit-taking all over the monitor.) Hilarious! And BLESS YOU for sticking up for Grover.
Oh, I could have saved so much time and money by just reading this instead of slogging through BD! Too funny...