You will see a banquet, don’t eat anything!
Your life depends on it!
~Pan’s Labryinth
You will see a banquet, don’t eat anything!
Your life depends on it!
~Pan’s Labryinth
What lies beneath…
Where does our candy go?
The children always wonder,
but the adults seem to know.
Happy Halloween!
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’alls neighborhood…
You will see a banquet, don’t eat anything!
Your life depends on it!
~Pan’s Labryinth
Miranda Mummy groaned in despair…
“When I open my coffin, I’ve nothing to wear!”
Then she looked in her mirror and said with a pause….
“Does my bottom look bigger when wrapped up in gauze?”
Her very best ghoul friend knew just the right trick.
“I’ll pull on this string and you’ll soon look less thick….”
……. OOPS!
By
Roberta Baird
Ruby Rue was beautiful of heart
Though her outward appearance gave town folks a start
Her dreams of a suitor had not yet come true
With just internal beauty, what’s a poor hag to do?
So she consulted her Grimoire and found a grand hex
She enchanted a stone and hung it round her neck
Then she squealed to the mirror “Why Ruby… You’re hot!”
But her stone, it was faulty, for to others… she was not!
The lesson to garner, so you won’t be alone…
Keep your hope in your heart and not in a stone.
by
Roberta Baird
You will see a banquet, don’t eat anything!
Your life depends on it!
~Pan’s Labryinth
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Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’alls neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse’s shell
Looks can be deceiving….. she may not be as sweet as you think!
Keep your mummy on your desktop… click on the image for full size, right click and save!
Happy October!
They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Addams Family.
Some may think they are imperfect with all their quirks and cracks… but I think…
they are absolutely perfect!
They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Addams Family.
I…. in no way, condone the consumption of Easter bunnies!
Notice:
Due to the number of unscheduled and lengthy water breaks, Management has installed a new monitoring device.
The Sketchbook Project 2011 is headed to Austin, TX, March 12-13, 2011. Here’s the link to the other cities that the exhibit will visit:
http://www.arthousecoop.com/projects/sketchbookproject/exhibitions
Ruby Rue makes makes magnificent stew, though her secret ingredient nobody knew.
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Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’alls neighborhood
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
She spent time in her garden!
There once was an old woman who possessed a remarkable “green thumb.” Flowers bloomed, trees bore fruit, the grass was always green on her small half an acre lot…. and yet the land that surrounded her oasis was barren, dry and void of life. The only interruption in the landscape was the lifeless and cumbersome machinery poised to devour the small Eden she had tenderly cared for.
The man who spearheaded the conspiracy, had many times been dismissed. In his gluttony, he conceived a plan to torture the woman by detaching a part her anatomy each time she denied him access to her property. The intent was not to kill, but to terrify.
The first surprise encounter resulted in the loss of a thumb.
When the ambulance arrived to hasten the woman to the hospital for medical treatment, they found her drenched in blood still tending her garden amidst her great pain. Sadly, the woman died en route to the hospital.
While the villain in this evil ambush remained anxious about the woman’s death, the glee in his victory absorbed any thoughts of humanity he had left.
As he surveyed his newly acquired property, he became aware of a sound. A familiar mumbling, a quiet sing song voice of adoration. As he moved into the garden he found her… busily tending to herself in the garden. “You see” she said “Everything I touch grows…. even me ……..”
Adapted from a story first shown on the television series “The Night Gallery“