My studio has been hit by a mini-plague of flies. For the last three days I have been acting as door-lady to a steady trickle of blow-flies. First thing in the morning they are clustered at the window like anxious commuters at a train station. They are definitely emerging from within, and almost certainly from a crack joining the attic. No smell can be detected, so I think we can rule out any little 'presents' left by one of the cats. They seem to be lessening in number, so hopefully whatever it is - wherever it is - is almost done decomposing.
Out on night time patrol in the rainy back garden, with my old pair of snicker-snacker-scissors. Beware all slugs and snails, my veg seedlings are at your mercy - and you are at mine! With the gentle rain and darkness emerge the worms, swiftly pulling themselves underground as I make my progess through the vegetable patch. And there, behind the soaking tub, is dear Mrs Toad, doing her usual round as she seeks a juicy snail supper. This corner of the yard is littered with the remains of past feasts - as a careless person chucks their Big Mac carton on the floor, so she strews the patio with eviscerated shells. Maybe she needs a little litter basket?
Despite having to give most of my time to my lovely new illustration job, I did finally finish my NFEST challenge - Synthia. (I was going to call her Madame Syn, but thought the reference not quite nice for a needle felt toy, if anyone is old enough to remember the infamous Cynthia Payne). 
She is the one snail who hasn't come to an unfortunate end, via my scissors or Mrs Toad's voracious appetite. I know she was only curious to discover what thyme smelt like. Now I have her in the shop, along with Rose - (Rose is now sold to a new home).


- I can put my mind to my two orders, not the least of which is an extravaganza of toy making for Stephanie. We went through various designs -


- but eventually I tempted her with a monkey.

We whittled it down to a skinny one, possibly with a few little extras...an embedded music box is a distinct possibility. Steph is brilliant to work with, she is as dotty about vintage toys as I am, and so enthusiastic; between us we hope to create something rather special, and I can take my toy making up to the next level.
(Oh look, another fly. Would you like your coat sir?)
Let's see... I'm in the Philippines. Lots of travelling yesterday, and the international date line erased my Tuesday. Just woke up with Mike asleep in the next room. He got here a few hours after me, around 5.00am (on a different plane), and I'm letting him sleep.
An email from Penn Jillette (subject line of email: You Whore) let me know that Amazon have released the Kindle, which was, as a few of you have guessed, the mysterious device I was playing with earlier this year.
Yes, I was sincere (and unpaid) in my enthusiasm for it. They made me send the one I was test driving back a couple of months ago and I still miss it (especially on the planes last night, when I had to grit my teeth and only bring what I could easily carry -- so I read the latest two Russell Hoban books with pleasure then I wrote, but missed having a few dozen books to choose from).
I think it's a bit overpriced at $400. It's a delivery system, after all. Interestingly, they're not yet really pushing some of the things that sold me on it (how easy it is to put your own content onto it, for example, whether Documents or PDFs or downloaded Dr Who novels). But when I was in Hungary, Maddy read a bunch of books on it as she sat in the film studio, and I watched it sell itself to whoever went by, and I watched her treating it as a library or a bookshelf (so when she had finished the Meg Cabot books I'd downloaded as we were leaving, she read Stephen King's Cell, some P.G. Wodehouse and then Dracula, because they were on there). I imagine it's going to get prettier as it goes on, much as the iPod did.
Hi Neil,I see that you're featured on Amazon's Kindle page, providing a favorable review of the technology. Criticism (regarding DRM) is popping up: http://diveintomark.org/archives/2007/11/19/the-future-of-reading and http://daringfireball.net/2007/11/dum What's your take? DRM aside, I feel the device is too expensive. They're competing with tradition, here -- and to do so, they need to offer a compelling product. (I liken digital books to screw-cap wine bottles vs. corks.) People love the feel of paper as they read, and an expensive, proprietary device isn't the answer, is it? Better to sell the device for next to nothing -- if they're going to charge for books, or build a year subscription into the price of the device and charge little or nothing for the books. I also like John Gruber's idea of giving away a Kindle digital book with every print book bought from Amazon.With the current pricing structure (and the DRM issue), I fear the device is destined to flop. There's no compelling reason (that I can see) to own a Kindle device. I'd rather just buy an actual book.
For me it's closer to CDs and iPods. If I'm at home, my iPod tends to sit, half-forgotten, in a pocket or a bag. It's easier to grab a CD and put it on, and I like looking at the packaging, the audio quality is (or feels) better, and the listening experience is different and probably closer to what the artist hoped for. The iPod is, for me, for the road, and I couldn't survive without it.
I don't see that there's a DRM problem -- there's nothing stopping you either reading books on someone else's Kindle or putting non-rights-managed stuff on your own. I don't think everyone has a right to digitally copy and distribute books they bought to others, any more than I think they have a right to, say, photocopy and distribute my books, or to print their own copies and sell or give them away. I'm all for authors giving stuff away if they want to, but authors are at least currently, allowed to decide in what way they want their books made available in the marketplace (Cory Doctorow isn't releasing the individual issues of the comics adaptations he's currently doing under Creative Commons, because the publisher feared it would upset retailers but will be releasing the graphic novel collection as Creative Commons. Fair enough).
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Dear Mr. Gaiman,I'm the member of an online baby names group, which is rather beside the point except that someone brought up your middle name. Kindred? And then there was a lot of posting on whether people like it or think it's dumb or whatever, but I was curious whether (1) your middle name IS Kindred, and (2) there's a story behind that?
1) I'm afraid not
2) I think the story is that they were thinking of Phillip K Dick's middle name
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I recently saw “Beowulf 3-D,” which having worked on CGI projects, I still have problems grasping what a mammoth undertaking the finished film represents. However, I had a problem with the storyline, so being a long time fan I concluded “Why not just email Neil.”
So here it is having seen the film only once, I was unclear on what we where supposed to take away from it. By which I mean: “The Hero-Beowulf” the last of the great heroes ends up being as weak and flawed as all common men are nature. “The Demon-Grendal’s Mother” the last of the pagan deities is denied and destroyed at the end. The Christian religion, which offers an alternative to pagan beliefs is championed by a cowardly murderer whose faith doesn’t protect from the power of the pagan dragon.
So is the point that “all men are weak by nature and doomed by there flaws.” The pagan gods are gone (which is good) since the Christian faith offered no man protection against them. So, in the end we are left with no heroes, no demons, no pagan gods, left only to chose between an impotent faith like Christian or the inherent flawed power of mankind. This seems different from many of your others works which seem to always offer some kind of alternative “meta-physical / supernatural” notion outside our common understanding.
That’s pretty much it. By the way thanks in advance, for taking the time to read this and I look forward to a reply if you get a chance (even if the reply is “it’s just a bloody movie not a belief system).
Thanks;
Bryce Southard
I think one of the most interesting things about creating art is that once it's out there, people are free to make their minds up about what you did, which means that your take on the plot is as valid as mine (particularly because I have all the other drafts and the cut scenes still in my head). But no, that wasn't my take on the people or the events at all, or even on the religions of the time.
Of the reviews I've been sent so far I guess that Henry Gee's over at NATURE http://network.nature.com/blogs/user/henrygee/2007/11/19/bigging-up-beowulfand Roz Kaveney's at Strange Horizons http://www.strangehorizons.com/reviews/2007/11/beowulf-comments.shtml would both be closer to my own thoughts about what Roger and I were trying to do in the script, although I don't think that either Roger or I could speak for what Bob Zemeckis intended.
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Hey Neil, I saw "Beowulf" on Sunday and noticed a few things.1) You wrote the lyrics to "Olaf's Drinking Song", which I got a kick out of. 2) Even Lorraine's name is featured in the credits.and 3) The monster form of Grendel's mother is seen in the reflections of the water and once (wholly) on the ceiling of the underwater cave camouflaging with the gold treasure cluttered up there with it. Am I correct? Or was I just seeing things that weren't there? Thanks, Ken
You're perfectly correct.
You're my new needle felting guru!:) I love your work. All your needle felted creatures are fabulous!
I love to see how your drawings translate into their 3-D counterparts. My daughter would probably love to know how to do this sort of thing!
You do have such a touch with the needle, your creations are totally unique from anything I've seen.
I don't want this to sound patronising, but Im SO proud of you!!!!!
I guess I don't have the right to feel 'proud', but I just love the animals. It's so clear that you enjoy it so much.
I've followed your blog for yonks, and have 'internet' known you through various forums prior to your blog.
To see this amazing evolution of what is quite clearly an amazing, creative talent you have. Your imagination has always been your strength, and your sketches and drawings have always been intimidatingly good.
But...what you are doing now, this corner you seem to have turned creatively, IMHO, is f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s!!
Oooooh! I love these critters!
Eric
xoxoxo
I find it amazing that you can translate your skill from drawing to your wonderful needlefelting and come up with such a faithful representation of your first sketches! Such different media yet such fantastic faithfulness! You are so truly talented - Jen
:o) Thank you so much everyone - I feel quite grateful that I have finally found my niche, AND I enjoy it - that it the best thing of all!
The new felt toys look great - I can't wait to see the monkey, the sketch is wonderful and I'm intrigued to know how you might get a music box inside...
Hi Cat! No big secret, I am just going to needle felt round the box, which will be a bit fiddly, but no more than doing a pipecleaner tail. I think...we'll see. It might not work!
Hi Gretel, just wanted to add to what everyone else is saying ... wow, they are all lovely - I'm always keeping an eye on you blog to see what new creatures you create ;)
Sally says hello too ;)
-Gail x
Toads are wonderful aren't they? I bumped into one in my garden yesterday - always a mystical experience.
I wonder if you could needle-felt a big warty toad...?
I just love these toys you`re making!
tea
xo
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hello gretel! your felt creations are amazing! i love stoppping by your blog to see what you have created next. this time a snail! i wish i had some pennies as i would giving cynthia a new home. i havent seen any snails making the rounds yet and as daft as it sounds if i see any on pathways i pick them up and put them in covered green areas so they dont get stood on.dx.
Your two latest creations are gorgeous and it's wonderful to see your sketches for the next ones. Hope your fly problem abates - maybe the lovely toad could be coaxed inside your studio and help you despatch a few or is it frogs that eat flies?
Synthia is magnificent ! But you know what I am waiting for...I have been building up my Paypal account too.
We've been under the weather here but starting to rebound...I am thrilled for you about the new job.
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This is so nice to see your process of sketching and then to translate it into a sculpture. Your creations are lovely!
I'm astounded at how your sketches magically transform into little felted sculptures!!! Wow. You are such a dazzling talent -- I've been kind of a away for a bit, from one project to another... but it is always a treat coming back to your enchanting blog. And Mrs. Toad has her work cut out for her, so to speak. (I'm still wrapping my bnrains around there not being front porches in England... Shocking! I never noticed.
Jenny
I can hear the snicker snacker scissors making fast work of any veggie-eating snails. I like your toad - want one too, please!
Ah, I guess I am old enough because I distinctly remember Cynthia Payne. Your Snythia is far better looking and quite possibly might start a new movement to 'eat blow flies instead' movement among her snail compatriots.
Hope those flies are gone soon ... and oh my, I like the monkey designs.
Golly I could never take a pair of sissors to a snail or a slug but then I guess that's why I can't grow veg!
Yikes! Those poor slugs!!
Your latest works are marvellous Gretel... as ever... I am so pleased that you're flying with this and also very excited about the new secret project! Hooray! You know I might just have to commission a little chap one of these days when I am less poor!
AND.. oo music boxes! Yay!!... I have bought from this company before and they're great for music boxes of all sorts and parts.
Wishing you many creative felt-stabbing and painting days and wishing those slugs super-dash-scissor-escape powers! (obviously that they dash away from your veg too!)
Hugs XXX R
I lOvE Synththia's pink bits!! Whaddayamean OLD enough to rememember the original Cynthia? Old? hehe.x
Dusty Rose is so sweet, I'm not surprised she found a home straight away. Love the shell on Synthia. Scissors to slugs - oh no,yuck,no...guess that's why my veggie patch is, well, patchy.
I love Synthia! She's lovely.
Loved your descriptions of garden patrol versus the pests.
I think you know Penny of Natural Attrill - her family were in Marrakech and it was super spending time with them.
They are great admirers of yours.
All best wishes
Dusty Rose is just adorable doing the doggie body language for "let's play!" (not kidding on that one).
I love your sketches... particularly the monkeys. I'm looking forward seeing them come to life in the future.
Hugs,
Cindy at Rosehaven Cottage