K-9 Transportation
“You know how much gas could be saved if we just like uhh used dogs for transportation. Geez man like people have dogs as pets. If you did the numbers I bet the dog population is almost equal to the human population, but guess what: this untapped resource isn’t used at all. I mean think of it this way. People take dogs for walks and people train dogs by making them run, we should just use this to our advantage and use them like Iceland Eskimo dudes use them as transportation”
Yes, we should. If I did the number crunch and calculated a K-9’s daily routine checkup and maintenance versus the maintenance and upkeep on my 2005 Honda Civic it would probably be a lot cheaper. Plus anything dog or not would be cuter than my car. Even though Dan doesn’t make his point clear I agree, when are we going to use chariots of K-9 dogs like those “Iceland Eskimo dudes”?
Free Beer for MEN
“Duuuude, I don’t understand something okay? How come in society men are the ones who offer women drinks? It’s CRAZY what happened to Equal Rights? What happened to the fight for women’s suffrage? I think that Women should buy drinks for Men. Duude clubs and bars are also sometimes sexist man I can’t get a drink or something like that because I’m a man, but damn it I’m a man and I’m proud of it don’t hate on me because of my gender I won’t be discriminated anymore”
Dan’s rant about sexism in society might seem sexist itself, but I think his whole rant is just explaining one thing that is on the minds of many males when they go out and that is Free BEER. When are men going to get free drinks like Dan says? When are men going to be free from discrimination? I don’t know, but I hope it will be soon like next friday.
Video Games Instead of Wars
“Hey dude let me tell you something. Video Games are the future. Everyone plays them, hell, everyone has at least a damn game system in their house whether it be their computer or some rusted old piece of crap nintendo 64. We should like uhh use video games to resolve conflicts instead of fighting wars. I mean video games prove skill man. I mean I always play video games with my roommate Kyle to see who should do the dishes. The better guy wins so hell let’s just forget fighting these pointless wars and pick up the next game of Mario Tennis.”
I agree. We should stop trying to find a way to get global peace in the world and just find other ways to release our aggression: instead of throwing bombs we throw koopa shells, instead of killing each other we should race in Mario Kart. It would all be better if we stop trying to end fighting altogether and sit down and see “Who is really the better person, nation, etc”.
The Government Should Research Superpowers
“Superpowers are so cool dude. I mean hell why doesn’t anyone have em yet? I bet if the massive government invested like 100 billion dollars into some sort of research we’d find something. I want to be like Captain American man. I want that cool suit and be able to kick ass with like my super speed or something uhh or whatever he’s able to do. Damn man next time like a politician promises something like superpowers I’d go register to vote ASAP.”
Dan’s right hell we should be able to have superpowers. It is almost our god given rights as Americans. We should be able to leap over buildings, fly across the country without planes, and we should be given the right to kick major ass. The government does give us the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, but when are they going to give us the right to superpowers?
Dan might be a complete idiot to many people, but he’s a hell of a better “thinker” than I am. I included basically the gist of what my friend tells me, but if you really want to know how the world could be a better place buy a couple of beers and head over to Dan’s place and he’ll be sure to tell you.
K-9 Transportation
“You know how much gas could be saved if we just like uhh used dogs for transportation. Geez man like people have dogs as pets. If you did the numbers I bet the dog population is almost equal to the human population, but guess what: this untapped resource isn’t used at all. I mean think of it this way. People take dogs for walks and people train dogs by making them run, we should just use this to our advantage and use them like Iceland Eskimo dudes use them as transportation”
Yes, we should. If I did the number crunch and calculated a K-9’s daily routine checkup and maintenance versus the maintenance and upkeep on my 2005 Honda Civic it would probably be a lot cheaper. Plus anything dog or not would be cuter than my car. Even though Dan doesn’t make his point clear I agree, when are we going to use chariots of K-9 dogs like those “Iceland Eskimo dudes”?
Free Beer for MEN
“Duuuude, I don’t understand something okay? How come in society men are the ones who offer women drinks? It’s CRAZY what happened to Equal Rights? What happened to the fight for women’s suffrage? I think that Women should buy drinks for Men. Duude clubs and bars are also sometimes sexist man I can’t get a drink or something like that because I’m a man, but damn it I’m a man and I’m proud of it don’t hate on me because of my gender I won’t be discriminated anymore”
Dan’s rant about sexism in society might seem sexist itself, but I think his whole rant is just explaining one thing that is on the minds of many males when they go out and that is Free BEER. When are men going to get free drinks like Dan says? When are men going to be free from discrimination? I don’t know, but I hope it will be soon like next friday.
Video Games Instead of Wars
“Hey dude let me tell you something. Video Games are the future. Everyone plays them, hell, everyone has at least a damn game system in their house whether it be their computer or some rusted old piece of crap nintendo 64. We should like uhh use video games to resolve conflicts instead of fighting wars. I mean video games prove skill man. I mean I always play video games with my roommate Kyle to see who should do the dishes. The better guy wins so hell let’s just forget fighting these pointless wars and pick up the next game of Mario Tennis.”
I agree. We should stop trying to find a way to get global peace in the world and just find other ways to release our aggression: instead of throwing bombs we throw koopa shells, instead of killing each other we should race in Mario Kart. It would all be better if we stop trying to end fighting altogether and sit down and see “Who is really the better person, nation, etc”.
The Government Should Research Superpowers
“Superpowers are so cool dude. I mean hell why doesn’t anyone have em yet? I bet if the massive government invested like 100 billion dollars into some sort of research we’d find something. I want to be like Captain American man. I want that cool suit and be able to kick ass with like my super speed or something uhh or whatever he’s able to do. Damn man next time like a politician promises something like superpowers I’d go register to vote ASAP.”
Dan’s right hell we should be able to have superpowers. It is almost our god given rights as Americans. We should be able to leap over buildings, fly across the country without planes, and we should be given the right to kick major ass. The government does give us the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, but when are they going to give us the right to superpowers?
Dan might be a complete idiot to many people, but he’s a hell of a better “thinker” than I am. I included basically the gist of what my friend tells me, but if you really want to know how the world could be a better place buy a couple of beers and head over to Dan’s place and he’ll be sure to tell you.
