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the highs and lows of creation -- and everything in between.
1. Barf Bag (Seriously, Caution)

There are like two things (ha) I find immediately repulsive and vomit inducing: cat food (of the non-dry persuasion), and while we're at it make it all wet animal food, and phlegm. I would rather puke a thousand times than have one ill-fated phlegm situation arise. (You see that? I thought before I spoke and only gave you the suggestive version rather than the straight forward one. You're welcome).

This week I am stuck feeding my parents cat (well, our family cat) and every morning I get to enjoy the sweet fragrance of soggy cat food (before I have even a drop of coffee to dull the pain). Delightful. Last week, I was sick. There was phlegm. I almost died. So, thanks Universe. If you could just throw some raw poultry, perhaps a whole chicken, for me to touch into the mix then this torment would be complete.

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