There are like two things (ha) I find immediately repulsive and vomit inducing: cat food (of the non-dry persuasion), and while we're at it make it all wet animal food, and phlegm. I would rather puke a thousand times than have one ill-fated phlegm situation arise. (You see that? I thought before I spoke and only gave you the suggestive version rather than the straight forward one. You're welcome).
This week I am stuck feeding my parents cat (well, our family cat) and every morning I get to enjoy the sweet fragrance of soggy cat food (before I have even a drop of coffee to dull the pain). Delightful. Last week, I was sick. There was phlegm. I almost died. So, thanks Universe. If you could just throw some raw poultry, perhaps a whole chicken, for me to touch into the mix then this torment would be complete.
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I probably won't invite you to ride along in the ambulance. Very little wet cat food, but...
Cat food I can tolerate. In certain Mediterranean countries men think nothing of leaning over the curb and blowing their nose into the street. The first time I witnessed that I almost lost my cookies.
I can see where you're coming from with the cat food. I've finally gotten to the point where it doesn't bother me (unless it's a particularly gross kind).
The thing that really gets me is liquid cheese, like the kind that gets put on nachos. It smells weird, it's a truly bizarre color, and I have no clue how it can be called 'cheese' when it's a liquid at room temperature. Cheese should be solid!!
GROSS! that happened a couple weeks ago w/ my dog. So. Nasty. ICK ICK ICK.