I watch tv on occasion. Sometimes the shows are entertaining but other times the commercials are more entertaining. There’s this one touting the benefits of being able to piss less. When you get to a certain age, your dick gets old like you. It doesn’t function like it used to. One thing it doesn’t do is hold water like it used to. It happens to all of us eventually. But this commercial has a very interesting aspect to the animation. Whenever the animation shows how well the pill is working on the prostate, the urine is blue. Not yellow but blue! Now if you’re pissing one day and your urine comes out blue, wouldn’t you be upset? It’s bad when your piss is red. That means something is up inside and you’d better high tail it to the doctor. But what do you do if it’s blue? Is the pill blue? Is that why the discoloration? Is there something in the chemistry of the pill that turns it to a different color? What if there is a lot of blood waste (which is what colors your piss) and then the blue and yellow mix to create green. Hot shit, green?

You’d think that the makers of this commercial would have thought twice when they were reviewing this before it went out to the public. Or are we so intimidated by bodily functions that we make choices like this without some critical thought.

Urine is yellow.

Get it?