Simon Simply asked the coin man,
"Show me now your penny?"
Said the coin man to Simon simply,
"Indeed I have so many."
Simon Simply was a bad man,
Taking stolen money.
Said Simon simply to the lawman,
"I only thought it funny."
One fine day Simon Simply, a police snitch, called me. I'm King Cole. I'm an Inspector with the New York City Police Department. "Let's make a deal," he said. "I know some things about a shipment of real valuable illegal coins comin' in from China." I was willing to listen to what he had to say, but I wasn't making any promises....
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