"What happens when vowels and consonants gamble?" Answer: "They make an alphabet." --Tony Stemke
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with i.
Millie: I is…
Teacher: No Millie, always say, “I am.”
Millie: Okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
I saw a substitute teacher with his head against a locker. I heard him mutter, “How did you get yourself into this?”
Knowing he was assigned a difficult class, I offered some moral support. “Are you okay?” I asked. “Can I help you?”He lifted his head and replied, “I’ll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of his locker.”
A friend of mine was assigned a new position teaching English in a prison. Feeling a little nervous on his first day, he began by asking a very basic question.
“Now, who can tell me what a sentence is?”
Driving one afternoon, I rolled through a stop sign. I was pulled over by a police officer, who recognized me as his former English teacher.
He said, “Mrs. Brown, those stop signs are periods, not commas.”Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’ t know my father.”
Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
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Those are cute! Thanks for sharing the fun, Kathy. I did a fun post too with cute animal photos. Have a great week!