We're totally out of queries and openings. Even when more come in we'll have to wait for fake plots and continuations, so we need something to fill space the next couple days. Thus:
Submit a funny scene from your WIP. Up to 250 words. Get a free critique from the Evil Minions. If you don't have a funny scene, submit a death scene or a love scene. I can pretty much guarantee we'll find those hilarious. Or you can just make up a scene, but if you do so Evil Editor should be one of the characters.
You may provide 1 or 2 sentences to let us know what's going on when the scene begins, if necessary. Submit as a comment to this post. I'll compile them into a couple posts for Thursday and Friday.
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I just went to my WIP and looked at the two funny sequences to see if one of them might work for this. As I read them over, they looked so unfunny I was filled with despair and I became quite certain my agent is going to hate them.
I looked at some bits I think are funny, but I'm not sure they work out of context. Heck, I only get mangled anyway.
How can you deny others the pleasure of mangling you?
Lol, well, when you put it like that....
How long may the scene be? The first one I looked at ran nearly 800 words. The setup is a bit labored as much of the info is covered earlier in the story.
It's hard to be funny in 150 words, unless you would like us to submit a joke.
A vampire, a werewolf and a ghoul walk into a bar....
I gave you 250 words.
Oh, picky, picky.