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I read with great interest about Ally Condie’s recent 7-figure deal with Dutton. It has us aspiring writers all in a kerfuffle. In online writer’s forums, the skinny is that Ms. Condie, like Stephenie Meyer, is Mormon, a graduate of BYU, and mother to three children. This has spawned speculation that the upper echelon of publishing is comprised of a “Mormon Mafia” of BYU alumni. Will my odds of getting published improve if I move to Provo, convert, and squeeze out another kid?
HA HA HAHAHGAH AHAHA HSNORTHAHA! Oh, whew. There should be a class at the gym that's just rolling around on the floor while guffawing.
That's fabulous, and a terrific kick off to our new year's contest:
MAKE UP THE BEST URBAN MYTH ABOUT PUBLISHING.
Points will be awarded mostly for humor, but having some slight connection to reality or some vaguely believable "proof" will make for the strongest contenders. Ideally, I'd like to see several of these myths go on to long, anonymous lives on the internet where they will be passed from newbie to newbie like a cold in a preschool.
Entries should be posted in the comments here, by January 1st.
By: Editorial Anonymous,
on 12/24/2009
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Question: Is it better to be published by a small independent (real) publisher with little to no physical distribution (POD/ebook) or remain unpublished, at least for the short term?
To most publishers, this is essentially the same thing. Whereas self publishing often counts against a writer (as indicative of a tenuous grasp on reality), this kind of publishing just doesn't count at all.
What makes a difference to trade publishers is
activity in the marketplace. How many books are you going to sell POD or as an ebook? Anything under 500 is essentially equivalent to zero.
When it comes to an author/illustrator's dummies, should they be full-sized? I've searched for an answer online and have found several conflicting answers. Some people claim they absolutely have to be full size while others insist they just need to be big enough to be readable. As someone preparing their first complete package to send into the dreaded slush, I'd like to be as accurate as possible. I don't want something as simple as the size of my dummy derailing my chances.
There's no rule. Just don't go bigger than 8.5 x 11, or if you're doing spreads 11 x 17. Whatever size the finished book is going to be, making the dummy a size small enough to handle and large enough to read is beneficial at the submission stage.
Suppose a book has not been picked up nationally by Barnes & Noble. But then people start saying that they've seen it on the shelf at their local Barnes & Noble. What does this mean? Has the manager special ordered it, and if so, why? (Reviews? Strong indie sales? or what?)
Could be any of the above, or something else-- for instance local interest (local author or topic). Every B&N buyer has a little latitude to stock their store in a location-specific way.
What does one do after making a terminally stupid mistake with a well-known editor, which has most likely resulted in blackballing by the entire industry? Is there any way for the repentant author (and also very talented, I offer, as one of said author's readers) to redeem his- or herself? Does he or she have a chance to be read and loved by an editor, or would it be better to find some other trade...say, fishmongering?
Without knowing what sort of transgression you're talking about, I can't say. But let me refer you to
How To Get Black Balled.
Is there an average number of copies a picture book needs to sell before it's considered a success? How about a MG or YA novel? Or can a book's success be more accurately judged by whether it has earned back its advance? Or simply sold out its first printing? Please do not infer from this question that I've spent a lot of time lately staring at my royalties statements, as book sales mean not half as much to me as the smiles of my readers blah blah blah etc.
You can think of a book's success as based on sales numbers. Certainly a book earning out its advance is something to be desired, but the advance and the print run are linked, and the print run is an idea of how many books the publisher hopes to sell in approximately a year. So the advance comes back to sales numbers, too.
Past that, though: No, there isn't an industry average for any type of book. Sales goals vary widely publisher-to-publisher and within publishers book-to-book. The thing to compare your sales to is the first print run.
1st year: sales are 1/2 or less of the first print run: This is a disappointment to your publisher. If the book was a small investment, the attitude in the office may be "ah, c'est la vie"; if the book was a very large investment, the attitude in the office may be "whose mistake was this, dammit, and whose neck is corporate going to wring?"
sales are around 3/4 of the first print run: Publisher response may range from "that's not so good" to "hey, that's not so bad".
sales are approximately the first print run: Publisher response ranges from "nice work" to "go us!".
sales are above the first print run: Publisher response ranges from "that's great" to "OMFG! Wearegeniuses!!".
2nd year: sales bottom out: with the exception of a few very topical books, this is not expected and not appreciated.
sales dip, but are above 1/3 of the first year's sales: that's pretty normal.
sales are close to the same as the 1st year: awesome.
sales are above the 1st year sales: holy shit! quick, how did we do that? do it again!
5th year:book is still in print: congrats. have a bottle of champagne, because this is getting less common.
10th year: book is still in print: congrats! have a
case of champagne, and invite all your friends over.
20th year: book is still in print: shh. stop celebrating, you'll just make the other authors bitter and envious.
(Also note that if your book's sales were not
quite as high as your publisher hoped, but the book got some very positive review attention, that may still be chalked up as a "win".)
Let us remember, however, that one of your rights and privileges as someone not working in a publisher's padded cells is to distance yourself from the capricious mood swings, self-congratulation, and finger-pointing of the industry. Unless you fought your publisher through every step of the book-making process or in a fit of hubris took an advance
By: Editorial Anonymous,
on 12/22/2009
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Hello, I have been writing a novella for a few months now. I did not intend for it to be a novella (I was actually not sure what I wanted it to be when I started) but for the story I have in my head that is about the length it will end up as. Is there any publisher that takes them, or is it an unmarketable sort of book? If I decide to submit to agents, should I call it a novella or a short novel?
That is a pretty tough sell, but I don't think it matters what you call it. Tell them the word count, and they'll know what the challenge is.
I'm writing a picture book in which much of the humor will be in the illustrations. They will contain clues, visual jokes, and information key to the story but not mentioned in the text. How do I indicate that? I know it isn't my job as the writer to tell the illustrator what to draw, but the text alone is only half the story and less than half the humor.
Notes about the illustration should be confined strictly to those things that are essential in order for a reader to understand the manuscript.
I am basically wondering about the differences between photo shoots and stock photography in YA covers. Is there a way to determine which method will be used?
The book's budget.
Is one more effective than the other?
Not necessarily. Photo shoots usually get better results, but some stock photography designs are very successful.
Also, there was another author who had told me that a lot of the covers where partial features are shown (a chin or a forehead) are publishing company employees. Do you know if this is true?
It's certainly true that photo shoots are a heck of a lot less expensive if you don't also have to pay a model.
I read your recent entry about self-publishing (and the links therein) with some interest. I currently work as an editor at a vanity publishing company. As far as I can tell, it's a relatively honest and professional one, but it's still a vanity publishing company. Will having this on my resume hurt my chances of eventually getting a job in the real publishing industry? It's frustrating to work with books that are accepted regardless of quality, but hey, the job market's tough right now, and this is a better use of my English degree than waitressing.
It might... I suppose it depends how you spin it. It's certainly understandable that you want to do something of the editing sort while you look for a job in trade publishing. Most people in editorial won't consider vanity publishing as actual publishing experience, though. If you stay caught up with what's on the market now and can prove that to a publisher, it may not count against you. It might be smart to come with a couple jokes about self-publishing, just to set the tone.
How many self-publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: The lightbulb doesn't need to change; it's just the wrong-headed publishing industry that expects lightbulbs to shed light.
By: Editorial Anonymous,
on 12/20/2009
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When the SCBWI newsletter reports that an editor has moved to a new company, I consider it worth approaching that editor with a Query, etc. but first I want to research what books the editor has worked on to see if my MS falls within that person's tastes. I find it hit and miss when researching editor names on the web. Could you please recommend a source of information that tells what books specific editors have worked on?
I wish there was one. The editors at Candlewick have lists online of some of the books they've worked on, and Publisher's Lunch will tell you a few of the books most editors have worked on, but there's no official record or growing wiki. Editors mean to stay in the background, and we do.
By: Editorial Anonymous,
on 12/19/2009
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I read your blog regularly, and it's been a tremendous help to me in learning about the industry. I finally received an offer of representation after months of querying, but I have a question about dealing with multiple offers. I've read a few posts on your blog that have touched on this topic, but mine has to do with young, inexperienced agents. Is it wise to go with an agent who's brand new, no clients, but comes from a very reputable agency? Or should I always go with the more experienced agent? I'm also young and new and all that, and I firmly believe in the mantra that everyone has to start somewhere. On the other hand, I want to make sure I'm giving myself the best possible chance to get published.
I would be hesitant to sign up with any new agent who wasn't with an established agency, but if your choice is between a hungry, energetic, and ambitious young agent who has an established agency to mentor him/her in the business and an experienced agent who has a record of great sales and great service to his/her authors, I'd say the choice has to come down to personality. Because either could be great for you.
I have self published 8 children's books. Three poetry anthologies and 5 chapter books. They have sold a total of 20,000 copies. The books are selling in and around my own city and in vacation areas that I frequent regularly. Now I would like to submit these books to a publisher. Should I divulge the sale's figures or just keep them to myself.
Yes. Let's see, 20,000 divided by 8 is 2,500. Those are certainly good numbers for self-publishing, so you may have a chance.
Don't send all 8 books in a big pile. Choose houses and editors that will be best for single titles, and send that title alone. Specify that title's sales figures. If there's serious interest, then you can mention the other ones.
Consider printing out the manuscripts on plain paper. An obviously self-published work is often a bit of a turn-off for editors, so make your submission look as normal as possible.
Get your manuscripts and cover letters proofread. (The term "sales figures" does not have an apostrophe in it. Putting an apostrophe in a plural is a pet peeve of many editors, and is a bad way to start.)
Good luck!
By: Editorial Anonymous,
on 12/4/2009
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I've been struggling to get work published for a year now. Patience is not my strongest attribute, but this process has me improving radically. I feel blessed to have gotten two short stories published this year. I often ask myself, if I'd not gotten a single acceptance this year, would I have had the heart to continue trying? It is the acceptances and the rejections with personal comments that keep me going. I get those on my short stories, but not so much from my agent queries.
For my novella I have gotten fifteen some odd form rejections from literary agents. I'm not sure whether to count the one-liners ("Not for me, thanks") as form or as personal, but either way they are not helpful to me. My question is, how does an author figure out if rejections are due to: agent not interested in novellas (word count), weak query, manuscript has a weak opening, weak writing, silly premise, etc, or that the project is altogether unsellable?
"Not for me, thanks."This rejection is usually an indication that the query was typed on the wrong kind of paper or using the wrong typeface. Possibly you put a staple in one of the forbidden zones, or, if it was an email, the agent could tell you
would have put a staple in it if you
could have. Resubmit without using any paper, typeface, or staples (hypothetical or otherwise). And don't use those stupid shaped paperclips; I hate them.
"Not for me, thanks"Notice the absence of a period. This rejection, slightly abbreviated, means your word count was between 1 to 2,000 words too short. If the final 's' had been left off, it would mean your work was up to 100,000 words too short. This word shortfall should be made up mostly in adjectives and adverbs, and in changing all active verbs to passive voice. Then resubmit.
"Not for, me thanks."Misplaced comma: This means punctuation and/or grammatical problems. The agent wants you to see a freelance editor and then resubmit. If the comma is placed between 'not' and 'for', it means the agent wants you to resubmit on perfumed paper.
"Thanks, not for me."The transposition of clauses is a sure sign that the agent thinks you're approaching your story from the wrong POV or even the wrong sequence of events. Try rewriting your story backwards, from the point of view of the main character's toaster. Then resubmit.
"not for me thanks."Lack of capitalization is a subtle and often-missed hint that your concept/premise is lacking in marketability, or alternatively that you have no platform. The agent wants you to revise your manuscript to include more dinosaurs, sparkles, or crime, or alternatively to commit a high-profile crime involving sparkly dinosaurs.
"Not for me, thnaks."Word is misspelled: This rejection was typed with the agent's nose as she beat her head against her keyboard.
I know how desperately authors want to know what it is they need to fix. But no matter how you parse it, a form rejection will not tell you: the answer is not there.
Agents are under no obligation (professional, social, or otherwise) to tell you why they're saying no, and if they don't tell you, you can't use rejection ouija to figure it out.
Take a deep breath. Keep writing, reading, attending conferences, and visiting cri
By: Editorial Anonymous,
on 11/28/2009
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I just found out my cousin is close friends with a high-ranking editor at a major house. As an aspiring author, I'd love to believe this could be useful one day, but I imagine there are a bajillion writers within a few degrees of every editor. How do you feel about friends and friends of friends in search of book deals? Is it business as usual, or is it all terribly awkward? Is there anything you wish authors knew about networking in publishing?
Everyone in publishing (and especially in children's publishing) accepts it as part of their job that friends of colleagues, second cousins of friends of colleagues, and hairstylists of second cousins of friends of colleagues will use their "personal connection" to force an editor to deal with their manuscript (rather than an editorial assistant or intern). We don't accept it cheerfully, but we accept it. The world is all about relationships.
We also know that a personal connection is no guarantee at all that the manuscript will be better than the usual run of slush, and indeed it's often worse-- because the people who try this end-run are usually the rank beginners who not only know nothing about the industry, they also come with a bunch of wildly wrong assumptions about it.
Now, I'm not assuming you're one of these people. They don't find their way to my blog, because they don't see why they should be interested in publishing before they get published.
But you should know that it is through this lens of apprehension and mild resentment that your manuscript is likely to be read. If it's simply terrific and grabs the editor from page one, then your road ahead may be clear and golden. But if not, the editor may only read the couple of pages that will allow her to write a letter that shows she did look at the manuscript before rejecting it.
Now, I know, sometimes it seems like there aren't hurdles in your path to publication as much as mountains. I know, following the rules of submitting to publishing houses and agents sometimes seems like an enormous waste of time. But breaking the rules is equally so.
I post about the slush to try to convey to people why there are so many roadblocks set up in the way of hopeful writers: because many hopeful writers are simply delusional about what might get published.
It's like there's a mob of thousands outside your office, and you know from experience that a good half of them are loonies. And a spare few are people you would be thrilled to work with. How do you sift through them? Ask the crazy people to raise their hands? Ask the "good writers" to raise their hands?
No. You're going to have to interview them each in turn, and it's going to be a lot of work. And it doesn't help that there are a few of them waving their arms and calling, "I knew your ex-manicurist's rabbi!"
As a freelance Illustrator still scraping my fingernails to get noticed by the industry, I’ve created a site that includes multiple styles. I had been told all through art school this was a big No-No to feature multiple styles under the same name. I find this rather frustrating, as I’m sure Editors can appreciate diverse styles to fit story needs… right? Is it better to have one solidified style to ‘brand’ one’s self in the memory of Editors? Or do you appreciate an artist with multiple approaches to solving a children’s text?
I like multiple styles. The designers I know like multiple styles. I don't know what they're teaching people in art school.
I hear people talk all the time about revising manuscripts based on what rejection letters say. If I have received 50 form rejection letters that have no specific connection to my writing, does that mean my work is not worth commenting on, editors are over-worked, or something else entirely?
I would say that's a bad sign. Whether it means you've been submitting something unremarkable or submitting to people who don't take the sort of thing you're submitting, I don't know.
About a year ago I sent out a manuscript to three slush piles of three prominent houses and a couple of other places which shall not be named. Today I was walking through Target and saw MY BOOK WITH ANOTHER PERSON'S name on it. Obviously, it was her book, containing my idea, and a little suspicious that it is out a little less than one year after submitting it. Is this just how the business works? Does my book even have a chance? Should I hope that it is a best-seller so that another publisher wants to pick up my book? Should I get a lawyer? Okay, so not the last, but it is tough seeing a water-down version of my fabulous story on the shelves. Yes, it may be like the Twilight phenomena and we just had the same idea at the same time, but it doesn't make me feel better. The one saving grace is that I like the illustrations and I know that another version is worth publishing. Though the reason I like the illustrations of the woman's book so much is because they are very similar to the illustration that I sent in on my cover letter. I know these things happen, but I feel I need a "pat on the back" and "carry on young grasshopper". I promise I won't be pathetic tomorrow.
First of all, it's unlikely that a publisher could find your idea in the submissions pile and crank out an imitation in less than a year. The book you saw in Target has most likely been underway for a couple years. Likewise, if you sell your manuscript, it will be another couple of years before it comes out. So unless it's a very unusual topic and your approach isn't meaningfully different, there's hope for your book yet.
I write literary fiction, mostly, as well as young adult. But that's beside the point. My question is what does one do with a 15,000 word story--not long enough to be a novel, but not short enough (I understand) to be a short story. Is there any way to sell stories around that length?
Probably not. I mean,
Seedfolks is around 11,000 words, but chances are you're not Paul Fleischman. And I can't think of anything that short in YA. I never say never, but that sounds like a bit of a long shot.
I'm just getting ready to buckle down and send out a bunch of queries for my middle grade manuscript, but it suddenly occurred to me that this time of year might be the worst time to try to get agents and editors' attention. As the holidays approach, do agents and editors tend to push stuff off their desks to clear the decks for their time off, and therefore reject more than usual?
Yes!
Or do they store up queries and manuscripts, knowing they might have more spare time to read over the holidays?
Yes!
Or does it just not matter?
Yes!
Look, you have to try to remember that there are tons of different editors, and they're not all using the same brain. There are about as many different workstyles as there are editors. So some of them will do one of the things you've mentioned above, and some will do other things you haven't even thought of. I plan to burn all my outstanding reading in a bonfire while cackling / singing christmas carols.
By: Editorial Anonymous,
on 11/24/2009
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As a long time children's book illustrator and now aspiring writer, I have approached a few literary agents that I feel would be a good match for my work. I recently got a very nice rejection letter from a new agent that said my PB manuscript had a "clever sensibility" to it, but that she did not "connect" with my illustration style, therefore it was a "no". I've been scratching my head trying to figure out what "clever sensibility" means...a polite way of saying your story is just okay but not great?
Maybe this would make more sense to me if I'd seen the manuscript, but I think chances are strong that this is just gibberish.
Could you please interpret this rejection letter to me... Sometimes I don't know what this kind of letters really tell... They like your work and in the future want to know what you are doing, or simply is a nice form of rejection, like when a girl friend says its me not you? This is the rejection letter: Dear X, Thank you for your enormous patience with me while I've reviewed your various projects and discussed them with a colleague here. Your writing style is intriguing and lyrical, intense and evocative, but in the end, I'm afraid we found these stories too ephemeral or elliptical thematically--or at least, we found that we lack a vision for publishing and promoting them--so I must say no with regrets.
Translation: "Your writing is good; what it's not is marketable. But maybe I'm wrong? Who knows."
I've noticed that most MGs that have sold recently have NOT been 'school stories'. (At least what's listed at Pub. Lunch) Does that mean 'school stories' are history? Or maybe they are being bought but not reported? Any ideas?
I don't know what you mean by "school stories". A story in which the characters are in school? But that's... most of them. I'm confused.
Normally, if I get a rejection, I put it in my pile and go on, but I received one recently that makes me wonder. If an editor takes the time to point out exactly what does and doesn't work for her in a picture book, and says that it's close, but "not quite there yet", does that mean that she would be open to considering a revised version with those changes implemented? I know "no means no" is the general rule, but it seems like an awful lot of time on the editor's part if she doesn't want to see it again. And if she doesn't want to see it again, I don't want to come across as overly aggressive by sending a revision or emailing her to ask.
No means no. Invitations to resubmit are always explicit. You should take this as encouragement, though-- your manuscript clearly warmed the cockles of the editor's heart enough for her to want to take the time to give you feedback. Most of the time, speaking personally, my cockles are not that warm.
As a children's book illustrator with an agent, what should I be expecting from the relationship? I recently accepted representation with a great agency, but I'm not sure what I should be expecting as I don't currently have ambitions with submitting my own projects. Is she involved in my self promotion to help me get new work, or does she just help me with the issues that come up (contract, negotiation, etc) after I bring in projects on my own? As an editor, does it make a difference to you if an illustrator is agented or not?
This varies from agent to agent, and you should be asking
your agent these questions. You should really have asked before you signed with her.
As an editor, no.
I was interested in your explanation of the fact that the author of a picture book manuscript should not expect to have any say in the illustration of their book. My question, then, is how an author/illustrator gets a book published. Is that situation always one where the person has an established presence as an illustrator? Do they submit the manuscript and not mention their hope to illustrate until after they have a publisher? Or maybe they're always established authors, and have a relationship with their publisher that allows them to present the idea? I can think of a lot of ways for such a deal to come about, but what's the typical scenario?
They submit illustrated manuscripts, and the editor doesn't look at them and think, "Well, we'll get that illustrated by someone better." She thinks, "This is essentially done! Awesome!"
Janet Reid has done a fine job of covering the Harlequin brouhaha, so I needn't go over it again here.
And the SFWA has helpfully delineated the differences between vanity, subsidy, and self-publishing.
Let me just get this out of the way: There's nothing wrong with self-publishing. Not intrinsically. And a very small and extremely lucky and persistent percentage of self-publishers manage to sell their self-published works in enough quantity to make a profit. In a few extremely rare instances they sell well enough to be picked up by a trade publisher.
But there IS something wrong with self-publishing presses: They're shitheads.
Self-publishing presses reliably tell their marks ahem, clients all the things that will happen: their book will have an ISBN. It will be available through Amazon. It will have "distribution".
What they do not tell their clients are all the things that won't happen: It won't be available at both national wholesalers. Even if it is, it won't be available on a returnable basis to bookstores. It won't be available at a normal trade discount to bookstores. It won't have been edited, designed, or illustrated in a professional manner, which is what the book-buying public expects.
Which means it won't have a snowball's chance in hell of placement in bookstores, and 999 times out of 1,000 it won't have a snowball's chance in hell of selling. Period.
If self-publishing presses were educating their clients about all of that, I would have nothing at all against them. But education would cut into their profits. So they won't.
I have written a caption picture book (no illustrations) and was curious if I should use the word "caption" in my queries to identify it as such. Also, should I mention the word length (under 500 words)?
As the term "caption book" is more common among educators than other people, I would only recommend using it only if you are submitting to an educational publisher. Otherwise, call it a 'leveled reader' or a 'beginning reader'.
There are very specific guidelines for vocabulary, line length, sentence length, etc. in leveled readers, so I hope you know what you're doing. I'm sure beginning readers of every kind look very easy to people unfamiliar with them, but creating an honestly entertaining text for children who are still sounding out words is HARD. Current favorite:
The Cat On the Mat Is FlatYes, do include the word count.
By: Editorial Anonymous,
on 11/20/2009
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I'm wondering if it's important to have a super great title for my manuscript when I submit it to the slush pile. Should I spend a great deal of time and energy to get it just right, or do the majority of titles get changed along the way anyway?
Great title:
Ooo, that's catchy. Maybe the editor will take a little peek right now, instead of days or weeks from now.
Ok title:
Manuscript gets in line. No special treatment.
Bad/cliched title:
Without realizing it, the editor keeps sifting manuscript to the bottom of the pile. Months go by. Eventually, editor reads it and maybe realizes it's great! It just needs a new title. No problem.
Horrifying title: No answer because the editor didn't want to touch the manuscript long enough to reject it.
If you can come up with a super title, then do-- it can encourage prompt responses.
But do not overthink this, and if you aren't good at recognizing the difference between an awkwardly overwrought title and something that sparks reader interest (and many writers are not!), go ahead and give your MS a blah, vanilla-flavored title that can be easily changed and that at least won't hurt it during submission.
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I’m an aspiring author with one magazine credit and a fabulous agent. I’ve recently had some good news, an editor from a major publishing house is interested in my manuscript (the joy, the terror). She’s currently circulating copies to her colleagues and I’m waiting for news and trying not to hold my breath. I’ve had a lot of positive feedback from other editors (via said fabulous agent); however, the outstanding concern is that the manuscript might not be long enough for the age group (I aimed it at 8-12, though some publishers felt it would be better as a 9+). The manuscript is 32,000 words long. I do know this is short, however it felt like the natural length for this specific story. It’s a long preamble, but I would love an editor’s honest take on this situation. Is a short story just too costly to print? are they unpopular/unsaleable? or are they trying to let me down easy? I’ve indicated that I’d be more than happy to write more (provided it was more that added to the story, not just more words to bulk out each chapter), and that I would be thrilled to have an editor’s opinion/brainstorming power to help me with some ideas. Besides that, is there anything I can do?
No, that's the right approach to take. In your position, I would assume that those editors who simply rejected it on the grounds that it's too short didn't have any particular ideas (or at least, ones they wanted to share) for how it might be longer.
It's possible you will find an editor who will be willing to publish this at its current length (it's on the short side, but I can think of shorter things published for middle school), or you will find an editor who's interested in brainstorming ways to make it longer.
If I were you, I would be thinking hard
now about how you might make it longer (in a way that, as you say, serves the story rather than just padding it). If you're feeling stuck, ask your agent what she feels are the primary strengths of the manuscript and then concentrate on what you could do to develop those more.
Waiting and worrying are probably the couple of worst things for authors, but the good news is you have something to do that prevents both of them! That is:
writing.
By: Editorial Anonymous,
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on 11/18/2009
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I have a quick formatting question. If I want to set something off in my manuscript with a different font, how do I indicate that in my manuscript? I am going to have as part of my manuscript pages from another book and letters from characters in between chapters (not unlike Sarah Prineas did with THE MAGIC THIEF). Should I add something (a footnote? a note in brackets?) to indicate that this should be formatted differently?
A note in brackets phrased
as a suggestion is acceptable. That's the designer's job, you know.
And out of curiosity--how would an author format a manuscript that needed some form of special illustration, like the comic book inset in Markus Zusak's THE BOOK THIEF or the ink blots and scribblings MT Anderson's OCTAVIAN NOTHING?
As a suggestion, again. That's money the publisher would have to spend on illustration.
The trend to over-share might be in part because for authors there can be quite a bit of fear-driven pressure [from peers and self] to be doing what the most visible authors are doing. And as many commenters have pointed out, some very visible authors fall into the category of internet over-share in terms of anything goes personal information. Some put out a lot of information very naturally, and some really very entertainingly - but others I suspect may be acting somewhat out of character in order to try to meet a perceived expectation [besides maintaining blog posting volume]. These can be our most prominent examples.
Actually, all of the examples I've witnessed were in person, at publisher-organized events. AND several of the worst offenders were very established writers who could easily have refused to do events. I think some people just have no damn filter.
In terms of the dangers of speaking over-share, when people ask authors to speak they often don't have any kind of request for a particular topic or theme, and we are just expected to do 'our talk'. I've seen authors talk about all sorts of things, more and less successfully. So besides what not to say [which IS helpful!!], what would you give as advice for an author wondering what exactly to really focus on when asked to give a general talk?
Well, the reason authors usually aren't given a topic or theme is because nobody else but you knows what you can speak entertainingly about. You could speak about eggplants and how they were clearly never meant for consumption. You could speak about your first meaningful experience of the power of storytelling (as long as you aren't breaking any of
the rules). You could speak about publishing's pitfalls or writing's ecstasies or vice versa. You could even speak about your book, if you really want to.
The trick is just to find something that you want to talk about and other people want to hear. Still, if all you can manage is to avoid speaking about something your audience finds uncomfortable, disgusting, inappropriate, weepingly dull, or nightmare-inducing, I say: that's a job well done.
By: Editorial Anonymous,
on 11/16/2009
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I’m a professional illustrator, I’m from Italy and I work in the UK as a video game artist. I usually just write short stories, nothing too complicated o convoluted. I tend to get bored pretty easily so I’m not exactly the kind of person who can manage to stick to a novel for a decade. (I usually write in Italian so please don’t take my English as an example) So, I recently wrote two short books. The first one is a collection of my grandma’s recipes. I know it’s not something that will change the course of literature, but honestly my initial purpose was purely emotional. I have been told people don’t live forever so I just wanted to gather all her recipes before, well, it was too late, so to speak. Then I realized that maybe a book about the recipes of an elderly Italian woman could have some commercial relevance, at least in Britain. After all the entire kingdom is famous worldwide – as admitted by its own inhabitants - for its not-exactly-top-of-the-range food. Italy on the other hand is famous for the opposite reason so I figured that someone might be interested in it. Anyway, the book is written in a humoristic style, there are a few anecdotes about my grandma’s life and persona (they’re relevant because both vital parts of her cuisine) and as opposed to most cooking books I planned to include a few of my own illustrations rather than the usual photographs of pasta and meatballs.
I'm a children's book editor, so please bear in mind that I'm no expert in food publishing for adults. The things I am thinking now are (and anyone actually in food publishing, feel free to correct me):
- There are a TON of Italian cookbooks available in English already. You have some heavy competition.
- People are more likely to buy a cookbook for its ease, its appetizingness, its novelty, or its personal charm than its type of cuisine.
- So that means not only must the recipes be excellent, the stories must be very charming.
- And it means the publisher who picks this project up probably will want pretty pictures of the food. But they can handle that photo shoot.
Assuming that the stories are charming enough to make people want to spend some time (and money) on the book, this is an excellent example of a situation in which getting your work edited in advance of submission might be very good for it. Your English is a little bit rocky, and so getting a freelance editor to clean it up for you might help the publisher to whom you send it to see its potential.
The second work is a 500 words picture book. Being an illustrator I couldn’t help picturing the story in my mind in images first, the words came after or at least simultaneously. Let’s say that initially the plot was just an excuse to put together a consistent series of colourful images I would have fun working on, and that at the same time could entertain my toddler girl.
Since I’m not a book illustrator (if we don’t mention the pointless Repair Your Car by Yourself which I illustrated when I was seventeen and for which I wasn’t even credited for) I did some research and I learnt (from you, btw) that editors don’t like authors to submit manuscripts that are already illustrated (or at best they don’t care if they are).
Hence my questions:
Does the same “rule” apply when an author-illustrator submits a manuscripts with his own pictures?
Maybe. Since you are paid for your illustrations, there's a chance
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I submitted three chapters and a synopsis to two editors I met at a very small regional SCBWI event. When I sent the 3 chaps, thinking I had a minimum of 4-6 months wait ahead of me, I was aware my MS still needed a last copyedit and a proofread. When Editor A requested the full MS, only three weeks later, complete with scribbled smiley face on her note to me, I was elated.... and horrified to find my story wasn't as ready as I thought. The second half (at least) had some serious issues which suddenly became glaringly obvious to me now that someone actually wanted to see the full. I'm sure I made a complete gaffe of the situation: I sent Editor A the first half of the MS, and explained what had happened, with an assurance I was committed to fixing the issues. Editor A quickly rejected my half MS with a form letter. No real surprises there, I guess, a sharp rap on the knuckles, and a hard lesson learned.
Ah... well, I can't speak for all editors, but if I had the first half of a novel and was really excited about it, I would let the author know that I'd love to see the rest when it was done.
Unless it was about vampires, zombies, or angels. Only manuscripts ready to be sent to the printer can have those in them right now. Damned angels.
At the same time, you're right, you shouldn't be submitting a novel that isn't finished, so I'm glad you're taking this as a lesson.
I'm wondering what's the best way to handle Editor B: just to send her a letter and withdraw my MS from consideration at this point? I don't want to waste her time. But I'm not expecting that she will request the full. And I don't want to come across as Stupidity Exhibit A to someone whom I admire. How is an author, if she's silly enough to be there, expected to handle this kind of situation? Talk about arguing for one's limitations....
Let her know that you feel you've noticed a couple problem areas and want to send the manuscript to her once it's really as good as you can make it. She should appreciate that. And give her an idea of how soon that might be: a month? A couple months? I don't mean to pressure you, but we like people who have a new book every year or two.
Do good reviews matter? If one's first book sold few copies, but received excellent reviews from Kirkus, Publishers Weekly, VOYA, and others, will a publisher take that into consideration when deciding whether to offer a contract for a second book?
Yes. As long as we're in agreement about what "excellent" means.
I know some authors who think the world is ready to crack open and give them an oyster the size of Hong Kong if a reviewer simply refrains from impaling their book on a bloody spike.
Most really glowing reviews are
starred reviews, and that's what really makes a difference to how ready I am to overlook bad sales history.
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The greatest myth I know is that author X was rejected 26 times before he/she made it big.
I compiled a list of 10 authors who were legendarily rejected a mystical 26 times:
http://riddleburger.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/lengle-tops-list-of-top-10-authors-who-got-rejected-26-times/
L'Engle, Seuss,Grisham, Karen Jay Fowler and more!
While this is, of course, a myth, it's my understanding the members of the Church of Latter Day Saints have been encouraged by elders to write literature for children. Certainly a fair number of children's authors are Mormon, and many of them are quite talented (though I personally would not include Ms. Meyer among them). :-) So there's a tiny grain of truth to the legend. Now I'm off to come up with my own rumor.
HAHAHAHAHA! Okay, here goes:
As editorial assistant, I spend my time doing two things. Teaching my Intern the difference between loaded and non-loaded lattes, and going to photo shoots.
You see, once you make it in publishing, all of your family members, friends, and their friends want you to publish their books. No problem! My sister just wrote a book last week called "How to Keep Your Vampire Man Under Control During Your Menstrual Cycle." I told her to lie and say she's Mormon and it worked! She's getting a bunch of money, and giving me half.
Anyway, back to me. The folks in marketing are taking a black and white photo of me coming out of the bathroom for her book cover.
Sometimes there's just not enough time in the day to do all these photo shoots for my family's books. The editor in chief gave me a nice tip to help me manage my time. He said that once a week, I should go to my email inbox and "select all," then "delete." I should alternate the days so nobody gets suspicious. Fridays are the best because I can let all my emails build up and then.... WHOOSH! Once our server got jammed up. I think other assistants must've been doing the same thing at the same time.
Not all books need to have a photo shoot though. Yesterday, my neighbor's kid scribbled something for his art class. We're using it for the cover of the picture book I wrote yesterday after drinking a loaded latte.
I wish I could go on and on. But photo shoots have an extra benefit I hate to miss out on. All those naked editors, at one place at one time. Too bad so many are gay.
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EA, I'm never gonna find an agent now... sigh...
I just had my third kid and I'm a Mormom, but dang it! I didn't go to BYU. I went to the University of Utah. I ruined my chances of publication. Oh the follies of youth.
If I had to pick again I would still go to the University of Utah.
Great contest idea.
Thanks
Too funny!! :D
The truth about publishing that they'll never tell you is that looks count. No, no, not the look of your cover art, though truthfully, get a terrible cover and terrible sales are sure to follow... What I'm talking about is the author's appearance. Yep, you really need to be young and vivacious - or at least hot for your age. Sure, there are a few exceptions - I don't know too many people who would classify Stephen King as hot, but he writes horror (and let's be honest, he's a little scary looking). Yep, image is absolutely everything and stunning prose won't make up for yellow crooked teeth and facial moles (unless you're writing witch fiction, then we can maybe spin it as life experience).
So stop wasting so much time in your pajamas writing and working on craft - what you really need to be doing is working on your abs and visiting a good plastic surgeon, and maybe having those teeth capped. Because really, that fantastic plot aint gonna sell nearly as much as a steamy author photo.
(I hope I get points for keeping down the cringe-factor while I was writing that twaddle :-)
Happy Holidays, EA.
Here's my entry:
its plane simple. If your a really really excellent good writer. All you need is a strong voice and a STEUPENDOUS story, Publisher's and Agent's will you're mistakes for you.
Myth: The same midlist nonfiction books can be published as "groundbreaking" and "the untold story" every 10-12 years by different authors, and no one will notice.
Reality: The cycle is actually every 7-9 years.
And yet ... another debut author who is Mormon got a mid-6-figure deal from HarperTeen recently for her YA series...
Go figure.
The Mormon Mafia myth might be more amusing if it wasn't continually reinforced by reality...
Dear Editorial Anonymous, Purrlease, are you trying to purrpetuate the myth that humans actually get published? I thought books were written by machines called computers?
Anything written by a human (or a cat) is automatically excluded from consideration.
Yours truly,
Cat Down Under
You can't get an agent unless you've been published. But you can't get published without having an agent!!!
You should never ask your editor or agent questions, because they might get irritated and drop you or cancel your contract. Instead, rely on internet strangers to answer your questions for you.
In fact, agents and editors are notoriously psychotic and do not understand anything about art or simple human decency. BE CAREFUL AROUND THEM!!
There is an industry-wide cabal that holds mysterious meetings in a place called "The Grove", where members decide which authors will be successful, which will never work again, and which will be sacrificed for their dark rituals.
If you earn out your advance, you should fire your agent because you obviously didn't get paid enough.
How many Baptists got book deals last years? Catholics? Secular Humanists?
I bet no one can provide those facts.
The dirtiest secret among publishing houses is the way they manage their slush. The ugly truth is that when slush piles threaten to overwhelm their offices -- sliding off desks, falling behind the filing cabinet -- rather than read them, savvy editors simply pick up and move the entire house across town, throwing away tons of mss in the process. They then proceed to tell writers who ask for status that their submissions "must have been lost in the move." Wise authors know this and wait until just after a publishing house's latest move is announced before submitting their work.
Not quite a publishing myth but book related:
You should always pay in cash when you buy books from Barnes & Noble and Borders, because they keep records of your credit card transactions and, as a result of the 2001 Patriot Act, have to send all their information on your book-buying habits to the government. In addition, they send that same information to their corporate offices and then bombard you with spam for the rest of your life. The same is true of Amazon, but you don't even have the option of paying cash.
It's okay to pay with a credit card at an independent bookstore, or to check the book out of the library, because the independent bookstores and libraries sued the government to keep their records private and won.
Sweet! I've only got another year and a half at BYU! But I still need to get some babies out of me before my big book deal, I guess... ;)
Um. My lovely sister gave me the advice her boyfriend supposedly heard from Orson Scott Card's wife (how's that for a distant connection?) that the best way to break into publishing is by self-publishing a book, because that way when you query you are "already in the business." I politely told her that I didn't think that was a good idea.
Here's a myth: that it's not about money.
It's about money. It's Newscorp and Disney and Bertelsmann and Holtzbrinck and Hachette and the rest and it's definitely about money for them.
And as long as you're trying to put food on the table and pay the mortgage it's about money for you, too.
Oh, this isn't a myth. This is the God's honest truth. The best way to get published is to set up a system to auto-query agents with the same query letter hundreds of times a day. That way they'll have to take you seriously. You'll batter down the walls of the publishing industry.
The reason vampire books are so hot these days is because publishers are themselves a bunch of blood-sucking vampires. Editorial Anon. actually chooses to remain anonymous because she doesn’t want you to see the flash of her canines.
Say, is there a prize for this contest?
Your publisher has a big bin of money like Scrooge McDuck. They’ll spread this money around like fertilizer to make your picture book a success–because you, little first time author, have written a masterpiece.
Superstar Agents and Editors are all members of the Illuminati and have a secret handshake and an invisible mark on their foreheads so that they can recognize each other. To get your manuscript published by a Big Important Publisher, you must, at the very least, know the secret handshake. And it helps if you have a decoder ring too.
The "Mormon Mafia" is an extraordinarily strong, friendly, inclusive writing community.
Come to Life, the Universe, and Everything, BYU's (free) symposium on science fiction and fantasy. Betcha if you're a nice person too, you won't even have to convert or give birth to be a part of the community.
ROFLMAO.
Takes a deep breath.
ROFLMAO. Again.
And now it's my turn:
The biggest myth about publishing is that anyone can write a book. Well, a book that other people want to read.
It seems like a lot of these LDS YA writers with many-figured contracts are agented by Jodi Reamer. What's up with that?
Bwahahaha! Yes, we Mormons are taking over publishing, just like the Jews took over film and theater. We especially dominate the fields of science fiction, fantasy, and YA literature. It's all in our secret plans to take over the world!
Seriously, though, there's a very strong writing community in Utah, with events such as LTUE, BYU Writers and Illustrators for Young Readers, CONduit, the awesome Writing Excuses podcast, and that creative writing class at BYU taught by Brandon Sanderson. I was at World Fantasy convention in San Jose earlier this year and recognized almost thirty people from various conventions and conferences in Utah.
As a practicing Mormon, I'm not convinced this is because the religion itself explicitly encourages its members to write fiction (historically, 19th century Mormons disparaged novels and novel-writing just as much as anyone else), but there certainly is something about the religion or the religious culture that lends itself to the kinds of themes and tropes found in science fiction and fantasy. Just what it is that draws Mormons disproportionately to these genres is a fascinating question with many differing answers. Personally, I think it's because the sense of wonder that defines these literary genres resonates so well with the Mormon experience, but I'm sure there are other possible explanations.
Next cycle of America's Next Top Model is gonna be all editors' assistants, and the photos are only going to be partials and body parts. No lie, Tyra tweeted it (but don't let the Mormon mafia hear).
As a Mormon who graduated from BYU (the Idaho Version) with two children, this makes me giddy. Only a matter of time until that 6 or 7 figure advance rolls in, right? And Jodi Reamer decides she needs me on her client list. LOL. Latter Day Saints believe in good and evil instead of moral relativism. Good and evil make for interesting reading. It might be a shallow guess, but I'll run with it. That's my justification for the likes of Orson Scott Card, Brandon Sanderson, Shannon Hale, Aprillynne Pike, and even Stephenie Meyer...as well as the "anonymous" author of GO ASK ALICE.
As for publishing myths, one of the most shocking I'd ever heard was that ALL literary agents charge money. Good thing I knew better at the time. Thank you, internet.
# 1 Publishing Myth:
That you must write a million words before you produce something worth publishing ... pshaw! My first 250,000 (penned during NaNo, the first book in a planned trilogy) ... are PERFECT!
Myth:
The existing best sellers have thrown their collective influence together and conspired to make sure that no one with real talent can get published. Using their considerable selling power, they make sure that the only pieces that reach publication are so riddled with grammatical errors and abused adverbs that their own prose shines by comparison. Whenever a new "breakout" happens, someone from this group contacts them and enlists their help with the cover-up. It's easily proven, just look at the steady decline in quality from a published author's first works to their latter ones and count the number of errors in their debut vs. their 12th best-seller.
I am seeing a trend. Some of you are adding to the "mormon mafia" myth (a strong contender), others of you are building a myth-cloud about how to be a successful author. I also like the myth about publishers moving their offices to avoid the slush (I can almost imagine that happening). It's... myths by wiki! I love it!
Editors keep extensive records on everyone who submits to the slush. If you have a typo in your manuscript or cover letter, you will be forever marked as 'incompetant,' and all future submissions will go straight to the garbage can.
Also, editors share this information with each other at conferences. The only way to break in to publishing after you've been marked as a grammatical fool is to send expensive gifts of chocolate with each submission.
I've actually seen a fair bit of commentary (At First Things, Touchstone, and other Christian magazines prone to LitCrit) about how Mormon beliefs specifically lend themselves to creating good Fantasy and SciFi.
I'm pretty much doomed. As a Catholic, if you can't create a universe as theologically correct as Tolkien's, you're just a failure! ;) (Though if you can reach Lewis-levels of accuracy, you get some points.....)
Seriously, though, I would imagine that religious belief DO factor into world-building in fantasy and sci-fi--simply because your view of how a realm ought to work will be influenced by how your take on reality.......
Though authors also have to be careful not to whack people over their head with their religion--- I sort of gave up on Card's Alvin Maker series when it got TOO religious.
There's a Brown/Yale Mafia controlling all the plum editing jobs. God forbid you went to Seton Hall. If you did, you'll end up in marketing or production.
Myths I have actually believed before the opposite happened to me:
1) All you have to do is get an agent and you'll have it made. They will leap over walls and run obstacles courses to get you published, big time, by big houses, for big money. REALITY: Said agent will dump your ass if your book fails to sell.
2) All you have to do is sell one book, your editor will automatically want another from you and another, as fast as you can write them. You are a team, I say, a team. Her goal is to make your name/work known. REALITY: Said editor didn't buy your option book or the others following it, you're never really sure why as her reasons don't make total sense.
3) Your publisher will promote your book with all their human power. REALITY: No, they won't even hand out your ARCs at ALA or Book Expo, so you have pretty much the book catalog as your only, sad promo. Whee!
4) Your book will stay in print and be available for a long time. REALITY: without a stong buy-in, your book isn't stocked at the big box stores and you have to lie and say "They must be sold out, try Amazon," when friends/family ask where in the hell your book is.
5) You have to be super successful or you'll hate writing. REALITY: despite that all the above has happened to me, I love writing more now than ever. I think that means I'm a writer. Or, I'm delusional, maybe a little of both.
Carol Brendler, as a lifelong Mormon, I can safely say that I've never been encouraged by any elders to write literature for children. If you have a source for that, I'd love to see it--it sounds like a talk I would enjoy readying. There's a great Mormon writing community, but it's definitely a grassroots thing, not something mandated top-down.
Mormon leaders do encourage creativity and reading and writing good books. There's also a long Mormon theatrical tradition. There are a lot of individual Mormon writers pursuing the Great Mormon Novel. But I've never heard of a leader specifically counseling members to write for children. (I'm fairly young, so it could have been before my time.)
My conspiracy theory: All publishing houses are really One Giant Publishing House, and their editors meet secretly, so as to avoid anti-trust agencies, to determine what will and will not get published.
The myth: The publisher will steal your idea and give it to an already-established writer to write. And pay him/her a bajillion dollars.
The reality: The publisher will steal your idea, have it stripped down for tropes, and sell the tropes on some havey-cavey Stolen Ideas market down by the docks. There some already established writer will purchase the parts for pennies on the dollar, have it reassembled by underpaid workers in a sweatshop, and sell it for a bajillion dollars.
Did you hear about how some publishers are using rare forms of hypnosis to convince the loose-minded masses to buy more books?
“They have the technology,” a disgruntled mid-list author told me. “I knew about it when I was trying to sell my book, but I have morals for crying out loud, and this is nothing more than brainwashing.”
It’s called “Hypnosis Imaging” and it works particularly well on children and teens, but publishers have found that some light-minded adults are also susceptible to its lure. Certain images, secret symbols that ignite a powerful magnet in your brain, are embedded into the cover-art of books. “The covers are like brain-sucking leeches,” says Disgruntled Author.
Our current generation of teens does seem to have a glazed look in their eye and the responses to their choices of literature are also fishy. “I just love it,” some say, or “I physically can’t put it down.” Because actually they can’t.
You know which books we’re talking about, the books that seem all innocent and cute, but look closely at some of them, (keeping your mind good and locked of course.) You’ll see symbols and patterns you might not have noticed at first, but are clearly nothing more than hypnotic images.
This brings new meaning to the saying; “Don’t judge a book by its cover.”
p.s. I am a Mormon housewife with three children. Can anyone tell me how to get in touch with said Mafia? I want in.
There is actually only one editor left on the planet, and he does nothing, but drink Lattes while training a zombie-horde of interns to do his bidding. He has not read nor edited a book in over 300 of your Earth years.
BYU has the best writing teachers in the world.
In every publishing house, the slush pile grows and grows.
Once a month, all the editors and editorial assistants (except those who have families and demand they come home) get together around a big table, order in a pile of pizzas (and beer for those who drink it, something stronger for those who need it) and go through the slush pile as fast as they can.
The editor/assistant who hits 100 rejections first gets to go home early.
I wish I was joking but I have seen this one on several blogs and other sites. It may well be true ... but for the writer in the slush pile, it's ... (fill in appropriate word).
Most celebrities have achieved their fame because it's the easiest way to get a children's book contract.
I think the moral of the story is that the publishing world is as full of mafias as the real world (as depicted by the literary world).
Myth: J.K. Rowling uses actually spells in Harry Potter to encourage children to explore Satanism. (Oh wait, I didn't make that myth up, Fox News did! Sorry, sorry.)
Also, word verification is "teatsess", which makes me sort of uncomfortable. I've had a lot of weird ones lately-- you know, I'm pretty sure that's what Dan Brown's next batch of books is going to be about!
If the publishing company is full of vampires, Twilight got published because a drag queen mafia within the business wanted to see its members accurately represented in the arts, sparkles, fangs, and all.
If you affix the wrong type of stamp on your envelope you’ll be judged as an amateur and your submission will be immediately thrown into the reject pile.
The scary/funny part: I actually read this being discussed on a reputable writer’s site. Yikes.
Mine is along the same line as Karen's...
Major publishing houses still accept slush for the following reason: once every two or three years, a newbie writer sends in a dreadful picture book manuscript that contains an excellent idea. Each house has a protocol for handling such submissions. The specially trained slush reader reports directly to the office of a designated editor (at one house, the ms is placed in a fuchsia colored folder to signal the editor to quickly terminate her phone conversation.) If the editor agrees with the reader's assessment, she has the authority to immediately contact a big-name children's book author who long ago ran out of fresh ideas. This author has previously agreed to transform such a manuscript into a delightful story within a given amount of time--two hours, maybe three, depending on the house. Next, a young illustrator full of fresh ideas is contacted and told to be ready to put all current projects on hold. He will have perhaps a week to complete sketches and final art (he was selected for his simple style and fast-drying medium.) All of this is arranged--including contracts drawn up and sent for signing--before lunch (assuming that the slusher made his/her discovery over morning coffee.) Then the printing is fast-tracked. A certain printer in the Xiamen province of southeastern China will interrupt his schedule for a nominal fee. Nine months later, Newbie Writer will find his picture book idea on display at Barnes and Noble. If he has the temerity to contact the publisher, he will be told that the project had obviously been in production for years. Newbie Writer shrugs his shoulders and licks another stamp.
Like Emily M, I'd love to see the talk that instructs Mormons to write for children. It would help me explain that I'm actually doing something productive, not just sitting around, staring at the computer screen all day. And, I was at BYU at the same time at Stephenie Meyer--do I get a free pass, too? :)
My myth: if only you can personally hire the right illustrator, the picture book you wrote in a day will go on to sell millions and maybe even movie rights...
Oh yeah--and I think another myth is that being rejected 26 times is "a lot."
ROTFL.
When querying an agent, be sure to include a live eight week old chihuahua. Since agents can't resist dressing dogs in costumes, include an array of holiday outfits that will make the puppy look like the main character in your book. Don't forget to sew labels in the costumes with your blog address on it so several times a year the agent will be reminded that she hasn't answered your query yet.
Not necessarily a publishing myth, but one we've all heard:
Writing for children is easier than writing for adults.
Related:
When you learn to write, you'll move on to writing grownup books.
@Emily M.: I was misinformed,then. I thought it was something the church encourages. Please don't take the comment as a criticism, for it wasn't meant to be.
Publishing is not-so-secretly controlled by sales reps. And I'll tell you how they do it.
You know how they say that they need to go visit their major accounts every so often, to present your titles? Well, it just so happens that every sales rep visits the same accounts on the same days. What they really do is all go out drinking together -- reps from all of the houses, and the buyer (who, traditionally, never has to pay for a round all night). They carry around their sales materials as they traipse from bar to bar, getting more and more merry as they go. At last call, whatever blads and tipsheets that can still be read under the imprint of a thousand pint-glass rings get those books front-of-store placement and major promotions. Any titles the reps can still pronounce get a decent purchase quantity. Everything else is skipped.
There is a list which has been circulated throughout the publishing industry as an enormous e-mail list of names. This list comprises of authors who have submitted so many manuscripts so atrociously bad that they're hilariously good. These stories are so bad in fact that these authors have become favorites among people in the publishing industry and they are then tagged as a 'one to watch for in the slush pile' When the said author has been flagged it is then passed around via email attachment for all those members on the listserv to enjoy. These folks aren't aware of it, but their stories are treasured jewels in the seedy underground of children's publshing.
If you put the name of a specific editor on your envelope and write "requested material" you can bypass the slush and get special consideration--even if the material was NOT requested.
Since you've bypassed the slush, the actual editor will read your submission, and everyone knows that editors are nicer than those cranky interns SO
Your heartwarming tale about how grandma knitted you a pair of talking mittens who comforted you after your puppy was run over by a backhoe (illustrated by your child and your rabbit) will FINALLY RECIEVE THE ACCLAIM it deserves.
And you'll be filthy, stinking, rich, like Madonna.
Because being polite and playing by the rules just makes the editors laugh at your innocence as they toss your manuscript (written in blood and tears) onto the martini-fueled bonfire....
----Question--- if publishing is run by a Mormon mafia, why do interns have to make coffee runs? Is it just a cruel joke? Or do the editors want it NOT for drinking, but just for leaving coffee rings on manuscripts?
(1) Publishing is dead
(2) the book is dead
(3) there is something called "traditional publishing"
(4) Janet Reid is nice
My favorite publishing myth is that editors are all failed writers. The fact that I work as a nonfiction editor during the day and write YA fiction at night just goes to prove this.
P.S. You can include me as another Mormon who graduated from BYU and writes fantasy for young adults. Still working on the husband and kids, though.
Publishing myth number 7: if you are a young, hot wunderkind, you are much more likely to be published than a frumpy, Midwestern housewife.
I didn't believe the rumors that PYTs were more likely to be published. After all, haven't we heard a thousand times that editors only want to see our outstanding manuscripts? Attaching a Glamour Shot to a ms. is supposed to be the kiss of death. (And who's biased against frumpy Midwesterners, anyway? Look at Garrison Keillor's success!) And yet...after thirteen years of submitting my highly polished, totally compelling and topical manuscript, I was growing disillusioned that it's the work that matters most. Last New Year's Eve, after a few too many glasses of champagne, I made up an alter-ego. I changed my query letter to state that I was a junior in high school at an impoverished inner-city charter school for performing artists, and attached a photo of a random, pretty teen from one of my Facebook ads. (I figured a newbie, especially a hot one, would be forgiven this transgression). I mass emailed my entire mss along with my query (as an attachment! Another "no-no"!) and sent it to thirty-two publishers and agents just before midnight. The next morning, I awoke with an awful headache and pangs of regret. I hadn't even changed my name on the queries! What if publishers and agents looked me up in their naughty lists and realized I was being deceitful?! Dread soon turned to elation as emails and phone calls began pouring in. Not only did I receive more than 90% positive responses to my 4,000 word picture book about a grouchy grandma who is adopted by a stray chihuahua who thinks he's a cat, one agent offered immediate representation with auction interest from five major publishers and one movie studio. Alas, when the winning bidder flew me to NYC for BEA meet-and-greets, they were less than thrilled by my deception and appearance (I've since lost 37 pounds on the cookie diet) and I was forced to refund my six-figure advance and take the Greyhound bus home. A rough experience, true, but being right is so very worth it.
FH wrote:
"Writing for children is easier than writing for adults."
Oh, FH, you are so right. That myth is particularly dear to people who are trying to get their adult manuscripts published.
Sigh.
Rumour has it that Editors are encouraged, nay, instructed that a large part of their job at a Publishing house is to recruit celebrity authors. Publishers love celebs and so to do Editors, and really, who doesn't? Editors enjoy the challenge and rewards of working with and writing celebrity books. So important are these books to the survival of the publishing industry, that there exists a number of Editors in each house who are charged with the task of scouting, headhunting if you will. You can spot Editors where ever stars gather. Leaning against the ropes at a red carpet event, among the paparazzi, at sporting events, always with their arm outstretched, contract waving in the breeze, shouting out, "Reese, Reese, over here, you MUST read my contract, it's the best"!!!
A few Editors have been known to go so far as to stalk the stars into the washroom and slip book contracts under the stalls. Shocking!
Just the other day a new and egar Editor with a major house recieved a substantial Christmas bonus for signing "Teresa Giudice" of "The Real Housewives of NJ". This Editor will now be working on Ms Giudice new Picture book series for girls, "Etiquette Shmetiquette"