I admit to having growling moments in the car, at school, at the TV, all over the place because of one thing! Radio DJ’s (the RAW team at Highveld in particular), news reporters, copy writers of adverts (the Garnier people), headmasters, teachers, and even my children (shock horror!!) using the word “amount” when they should use the word “number”.
It’s a little thing and it probably puts me in the category of pedantic language user, but once you know the difference, the incorrect use of the term SCREAMS at you. I had to sit through a thank you speech on Saturday, in which an educator talked about the “amount” of people she needed to thank. But this is a person who is in the communication and education business, and she does not know the difference. It’s scary!
I started squirming and muttering “Number, number, number of people.” Yes, the parents around me were subtly trying to edge their chairs away from mine, convinced I was about to stand up and give way to a full-blown attack of Tourette’s Syndrome.
Than I considered how I would graphically explain the difference. And here it is, scribbled after my muttering attack, refined today.
By using the Dinner Theory - the difference between peas and mashed potatoes. Peas can be counted individually (if you really wanted to count them), but with mashed potato you can’t count the individual molecules. So number of peas and amount of mashed potato. Fewer peas, less mashed potato if you aren’t hungry. More peas and mashed potatoes if you are famished!

Does this explain it?
So people, like peas, are measured in numbers. Even though, at the latest count, there are 6,794,431,308 people in the world we can all still be counted! I think that using the term “amount” when referring to people is not only incorrect, it’s insulting – it negates the individual completely.
The only time that this would be accurate would be it this happened:

So next time you are planning to talk about the “amount” of people you would like to thank… consider the poor person in your audience who is about to start muttering and acting like a New York bag lady.

Drawing someone drawing...
I send a lot of time waiting. Waiting for inspiration to hit, waiting for a client to approve a design, waiting for jobs to be printed and most of all, waiting for my children to finish whatever activity they have signed up for.
I am not an organisation queen. I do not rush my children from regimented sports experts to ballet to tutoring. You have to be a career mother to cope with that. We have a general rule. Anything extra during the week has to be offered at school. They take me at my word and so I end up waiting…
As I mentioned in the comments a few posts ago…my drawing skills feel rusty. Unlike bicycle riding, this is just not something you can leave for a while and come back to and be able to perform. There is a lot of hard work and frustration in getting back into the habit of drawing. As an art student I was told that Henry Moore the sculptor made it a habit to draw something every day. I don’t think it really sank in then. After all, we were drawing and painting and sculpting every day anyway.
The problem is, life has a tendency to lead you down paths that you never imagined you would take. The idealistic arty farty student type becomes a frenzied designer in an ad agency at the beginning of the Mac revolution , a communications officer at a university, a corporate wife to an executive who is moved around the world, a mother feeding all the hungry little mouths. Drawing tends to take a back seat to all the other aspects of life clamouring for attention.
Having received the commission to illustrate a children’s book and survived to tell the tale (which I will be telling soon), I vowed to keep practicing. While I have not yet reached the goal of one drawing a day, I do use the waiting time…
So here is the latest Waiting drawing. Waiting for my daughters to finish singing in a choir performance. My son and I were stuck in the car on the dark school grounds with the wind howling around the vehicle and the rain beating down on us. It was quite cosy… both of us drawing and chatting. The challenges were the lighting (car lighting sucks!) and trying to make his eyes (which were in the shadows) look like they were open and alive.
Oh yes, he was drawing King Kong which hopefully was not a metaphorical portrait of me!

Why ride a broomstick?

looking a bit stupid with this sweet club!
A few years back, my eldest child was involved in a Halloween fundraiser for the Junior Thespians Club at school. So I came up with a few “Gruesome Gram” designs. Drawn with felt tip pens, scanned in and printed onto card. Slots for the lollipops were hand cut but were an integral part of the card design… The witch is still my favourite… probably speaks to the bwitch in me.
Halloween in America is a big deal. Parades at school are organised. Teachers take part in the festivities. And then of course there is the neighbourhood trick-or-treating! It’s actually a lot of fun. The sense of cameraderie amoungst the groups of adults as they follow their howling offspring from doorstep to door step is great. We had a rule that the kids stuck together and had at least one adult chaperone with the group, so the risk of them disappearing into the night was minimised, because, of course, it was too lame to go before it got dark! The children have the thrill of ringing doorbells of strangers (without running away and being pests) and of course there is the candy!
In northern New Jersey, the weather is beautiful – not hot or cold, but crisp! You don’t have to cook a gargantuan meal or buy everyone gifts or wonder when the shops will be closing for the holidays. You just have to stock up on candy and carve a pumpkin or two. Some people go all out with their decorations. Our neighbour, Chuck was particularly proud of his life sized witch who “flew” outside his house (attached to a cable between house and tree). Until it got abducted by local teens on a short witch-napping spree (it was returned). The next year he had a man-sized werewolf guarding the door and was much put out when pranksters added a pair of plastic spectacles and a sign “Hairy Potter”. After a bit of a rant, he saw the funny side, and then he found out that we had been the pranksters!
Of course there were town rules that stated that those over 16 were not allowed to trick or treat, in order to cut down on the potential tricking. Although I like this idea of tricky treating!
I have had more negative reactions to Halloween since returning to South Africa. It is not as commercialised, and there seems to be some real fear from some people that it is an occult occasion. Hog wash! There are days like this in every culture.
We are getting more trick-or-treaters in our neighbourhood every year, but let’s face it, in the time it takes the average Jo’burger to unlock all the security gates to hand out the candy, the shine has gone off the moment! For a fun and different, dress-up-and-get-candy experience, try a treat at the zoo! You arrive on the designated day and time, all dressed up with parents and a picnic in tow. And the zoo staff does the rest… Oh yes, don’t forget to bring
I was brought up in a household where reading is as essential as eating and breathing. Every room has bookshelves packed to capacity. Only the very blah books are passed on; all the good ones are kept because “I might want to read it again”.
“How do you spell…?”, was answered with, “Go and look it up in the dictionary.” Words became very important; delving into a dictionary brought a bunch of wonderful words to my attention. Discovering more about the English language can also create huge frustrations. I make my children squirm at school evenings when the educators who are in charge to teaching them refer to: “the amount of children who….” And I growl, “Number, you idiot, the NUMBER of children; you can’t measure them in pints!”
I was considering joining a Facebook group called: If You Can’t Differentiate Between “Your” and “You’re” You Deserve To Die. Then I noticed the excessive number of capital letters in the name of the group. Which means the people who started it can’t punctuate!
Punctuation is as important as grammar and can change the meaning of sentences completely. Don’t believe me? Talk to the two Canadian companies who might make or lose $2 million on the position of a comma. Yesterday was National Punctuation Day in the US. Do we feast on language till our colons protest?
Want to explore more? There is a great blog devoted to unneccesary quotation marks and the National Post (Canada) has a whole raft of readable articles about language. By the way, if I use words or grammar incorrectly in this blog, feel free to let me know! Or send it to this blogger. I’m no professor, just a lover of language.
Homophones (words that sound the same, but are spelled differently) are probably the most misused words ever! Whether and weather; there and their; hangar and hanger; the list is endless.
Sometimes a homophonic error is just too delicious not to be advertised. A restaurateur client asked us to layout and print his recently updated menu. He’d been in the food business for decades and had, according to the prevailing fashion, added all sorts of currently cool items to the menu. Pity he didn’t reach for his dictionary. He managed to offend a lot of patrons before realising that the dessert on offer should have been served with a fruit coulis, not a fruit coolie.
A doodle
Lori is far too modest about her abilities and I was delighted from the start with her interpretation of my ideas. For a really fantastic look at Lori’s artwork please visit the book’s website http://www.secretofthesacredscarab.com, click on The Journey and see her stunning map and accompanying artwork. I can’t wait to see what she does with my second book!
Thanks Fiona – looking forward to getting my teeth into it.