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Friday, September 9, 2011 10:31:57 AM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 32 - Marshmallows and Fangs Don't Mix!:
Charles said, "Now that my arch nemesis --The Artist Formerly Known as SPAM-- is no longer after me, my "Winner" scar has disappeared. Just like that. Well, this week the hot Sarah Michelle Gellar looking chick totally figured me out at one of our anti-vampire..." more
Thursday, August 4, 2011 2:03:38 PM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 31 - Stamp the Vamps!:
Charles said, "Since I became girlfriendless last week, I was freakin' miserable! No worries, though. I'm back on target with a new hot chick. I told you how my school did away with its 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy on vampires ... It was the only smart..." more
Monday, July 25, 2011 10:20:04 AM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk30 : Blood Pong and Smurfs:
Charles said, "Great Freekin' News! I can finally stop looking over my back waiting for that phony SPAM to attack. But I am kind of pissed though ... that dumb-ass actually got a multimillion dollar contract for doing something even more evil than killing all..." more
Friday, June 24, 2011 7:44:25 AM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 29 - I'm Multi-ling-- ... I CAN SPEAK TWO LANGUAGES!:
Charles said, "This is totally insane!! I found out this week that I can talk to snakes. I took Hermy on a second date to the city zoo. It was the perfect place because, A) I figured I could take her through all the scary animals which would freak her out and..." more
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 7:33:57 PM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 28 - Snogging Rulz!:
Charles said, "I'm so stoked after my first date with Hermy! It went really good. OK, it may have started off a tad shaky, but I eventually found my groove. Now I'm pretty sure she can't wait to go on another date with me. I took her out on Wednesday night,..." more
Tuesday, April 12, 2011 1:44:28 AM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 27 - New Moon = New Lie:
Charles said, "My werewolf friend, Growley, is such a freekin' baby! One little mishap and he starts crying like a little girl. I mean, look at all the things that happened to me this year. Do you see me whining about it? I'm talking about something that..." more
Monday, March 28, 2011 7:49:34 PM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 26:
Charles said, "Well, the Bite Club is done. Fake Brad Pitt started getting really wacked out. He called a special meeting to make soap one night with all of the members and they were really into it. How lame is that! So me and Growley kicked everyone out of the..." more
Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:50:33 PM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 25 - Who Needs Tiger's Blood:
Charles said, "I was doing a lot of thinking earlier this week. That old dude, Charlie Sheen, is like some kind of freekin' genius! I mean just look at the guy - he's living like a rockstar. And Winning! He's got a million hot chicks wanting to be his girlfriend..." more
Thursday, March 3, 2011 6:27:06 PM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 24 - Winning:
Charles said, "Did I mention being a Vampire sucks? Well it does. ROYALLY! I had my fight with that freakazoid Brad Pitt wannabe this week. And I'm still healing from it. I trained like some kind of bite-fighting olympian for the last two weeks for that..." more
Thursday, February 24, 2011 6:23:50 PM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 23 - School Spirit!:
Charles said, "Well, me and Growley went back to school this week. And that would have been fine, except our Bite Club members really screwed us. They told me they talked to the principle and came to "an agreement" (you know <wink><wink>) about me and..." more
Thursday, February 17, 2011 7:44:17 PM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 22 - The Getaway:
Charles said, "SEE - I KNEW IT! Lady Gaga showed up in an egg at the Grammy's. I mean - ummm - that's what I've been told ... I couldn't watch because I was busy doing something more manly, like watching a Monster Truck Rally. She claims it was just a..." more
Sunday, January 30, 2011 6:15:16 PM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 21:
Charles said, "Man - a bunch of crap went down this week! First, I got an update on 'The Dummy Who Can Not be Named'. Dad filled me in during one of his usual unannounced pop-ups. SPAM's starting to gather an army of other people who also hate the name Anton...." more
Thursday, January 20, 2011 8:50:51 PM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 20 - Garth's A.I. Audition:
Charles said, "BITE CLUB Rules Rule 1 - You do not talk about Bite Club. Rule 2, You DO NOT talk about Bite Club. That's the rules we've laid down for Bite Club so far. Yeah, yeah - I know the second rule is the same as the first one, but trust me - when..." more
Friday, January 14, 2011 4:49:18 PM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 19 - Bored:
Charles said, "I'm so freekin' bored! I've been stuck in this stupid house listening to Garth sing all week since being suspended from my phony school. American Idol is coming around for their usual open auditions soon and that idiot has the idea in his..." more
Thursday, January 6, 2011 10:20:59 PM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 18 - The Ultimate Prank:
Charles said, "I don't know why I'm updating this stupid blog, but I have nothing else to do since I was suspended from school. That's right, those freekin' phonies suspended me! Hopefully your year is starting out better than mine. And things were really..." more
Wednesday, January 5, 2011 2:13:04 PM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled WK 17 - Merry Freekin' Christmas!:
Charles said, "It was another crazy week! Gandork's been really jumpy lately. I mean - yeah, he's usually doing something weird or freaky, but lately he's been going over the deep end. This morning he was running around the halls of the school like a madman,..." more
Wednesday, January 5, 2011 12:06:31 PM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 16 - A Midnight Snack:
Charles said, "The Stygian twins finally called this week. They're the girls I told you about that me and Garth met on Thanksgiving night when we got drunk on Vampire Wine. We met up with them, but decided they just weren't right for us, so we let them..." more
Monday, December 13, 2010 6:08:37 PM
Charles Matthews subscribed to the blog: Blog From a Neurotic Teenage Vampire
Thursday, September 29, 2011 11:08:16 AM
Charles Matthews wrote a blog post titled Wk 33 - I'm Not a Dog!:
Charles said, "What a freekin' week!! I was actually starting to feel good for once, so I stopped by Starbucks one morning to get myself a Frappachin-O-Positive (my fav -- way better than the Moch-A-Negative). I didn't have time to drink it before school, so I..." more