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One Liners

Book Description
For the past fifty years, Alma Heaton has carried a small notebook with him. When he would hear a capsule statement, he would write it down. He has now compiled these capsule statements into this great book so you can start now enjoying the thoughts. Some examples of these quotes include:

Did you air the room you left this morning?
My wallet has a digestive system!
He wanted to ... More

Book Information
PublisherCedar Fort
Reading LevelUncategorized
# of Pages136
Publication Date01/01/1998
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About Alma Heaton (Author) : Alma Heaton is a published author. Published credits of Alma Heaton include G-Rated Jokes Vol I, G-Rated Jokes Volume II, and One Liners.
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