About Greg
Once upon a time a child by the name of Greg Wallace was born near the small hamlet of Walnut, Illinois. Being the youngest of three boys and a girl, the child became a constant target of never-ending wedgies and noogies.
Revenge for this continuous torture was the main reason our young hero started putting crayon to paper. Armed with his box of Crayolas, he would soon learn how to draw his brothers with big noses and his evil hag of a sister with a truly monstrous butt.
Throughout his formative years, the growing boy found he could bring smiles to peoples faces with his cartoons and caricatures. He would fill his mother’s kitchen table with papers full of doodles of friends and teachers. Upon finding one of the lad’s more creative offerings, a rather exasperated geography teacher (with a big nose) asked, “Do you plan on doing this for a living Mr. Wallace?”. The aspiring artist looked him right in his massive probiscus and answered with a resounding, “uh-huh.”
Once upon a time a child by the name of Greg Wallace was born near the small hamlet of Walnut, Illinois. Being the youngest of three boys and a girl, the child became a constant target of never-ending wedgies and noogies.
Revenge for this continuous torture was the main reason our young hero started putting crayon to paper. Armed with his box of Crayolas, he would soon learn how to draw his broth...
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Greg, I love "Lost in Tall Grass" Very playful.