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SOMETHING STINKS IN THE KINGDOM OF ARMPIT. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his naughty son Prince Harry, whose pranks around the castle have earned him the nickname The Royal Pain. He loosens the tops on all the Royal Pepper Shakers, teases the moat monster, and wants nothing to do with rescuing fair damsels. Even Sir Bedwetter has had quite enough of the prince's Royal Clowning Around!

ENTER SIR FARTSALOT--the bravest, boldest, and most, er, potent knight in all the land. He's on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind--a ghastly odor that turns up whenever dangers lurking. Harry decides to play the biggest--and BOOGERIEST--prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that a Snotty Scoundrel is on the prowl, and that it's up to him to save The Kingdom of Armpit. So Harry, Sir Fartsalot, and their buddy Sir Knotaclew set out on a hilarious quest to come face-to-phlegm with the dreaded Booger, and rid the world of him, Once and for All!

Look out for the Booger!
It could be right under your nose!

(WARNING: This Book May Contain Obnoxious Ogres, Preposterous Princesses, and Things that Only Exist in Your Imagination!)