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Wednesday, January 7, 2015 5:20:12 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled The Rip:
Mark said, "Did you hear it? Not the sound of traffic rolling or the chirping of nature out the window. No, that was a distinct sound. It was a rip. I’m sure it was a rip. I don’t dare look down. I can’t be positive it was me that ripped. It could..." more

Wednesday, December 31, 2014 7:25:52 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled Focus on Positive:
Mark said, "When life throws you down a crooked track, hold close your family, latch onto new friends, throw up your hands and find something to smile about. While 2014 was definitely a crooked track for us, I want to close it with a look to the good. Shortly..." more

Thursday, December 25, 2014 7:25:29 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled Merry Christmas from Portsong:
Mark said, "Merry Christmas from our little Southern town. Since we are fictional, I am happy to report that we have a foot of lovely snow and every resident is at home in front of a warm fire. All businesses are closed and since the crime rate is zero, even..." more

Wednesday, December 24, 2014 11:25:19 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled The Greatest Battle:
Mark said, "I consider myself a war buff. I love reading historic accounts of combat. I don’t discriminate between time period or conflict. Because of the volume of material, I have probably spent more time delving into World War 2 than any other. When I was..." more

Sunday, December 21, 2014 6:07:14 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled Cancer for Christmas:
Mark said, "My wife sat at her laptop furiously compiling the lists for our four girls. She checked it once, then again while travelling to website after website scouring the internet for the best price and delivery. Items were added to baskets and carts..." more

Wednesday, December 17, 2014 6:32:26 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled Sorry To See You Go:
Mark said, "My technophobic wife has taken an increasing shine to internet shopping. Point, click, receive, wrap… Point, click, receive, wrap… At this point, you might be thinking this is another husband-rant about all of the clicking activity and the bill..." more

Monday, December 15, 2014 7:36:32 PM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled A big thank you!:
Mark said, "Mark Myers:What an honor to be able to spread southern culture to little children who might go their whole lives without knowing the proper use of “howsyermama&them” Originally posted on Images by T.Dashfield: Some of you may recall..." more

Wednesday, December 10, 2014 6:45:57 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled The Front of the Parade:
Mark said, "I dislike parades. Not a little, a lot! I don’t care about the pageantry or the spectacle. I just get bored. A.D.D.? Maybe. Every time I’m stuck watching them, I can’t find an ounce of enjoyment – I just think about two dozen other..." more

Tuesday, November 25, 2014 5:14:41 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled Where’s My Stuff?:
Mark said, "I remember distinctly the last time I held it in my hands. Shiny, yellow, beautiful – a huge exhaust pipe rolling out the back billowing imaginary smoke as my hotrod peeled rubber and raced away topping speeds of 210 miles per hour. I set my..." more

Wednesday, November 19, 2014 6:32:11 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled How Are You?:
Mark said, "The most disingenuous three words in the English language. Unless you are the ultimate cynic and cast your lot with I love you. I hope that’s not the case. Do we ever mean it when we ask? Really? When is the last time you passed someone in the..." more

Wednesday, November 12, 2014 3:58:15 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled A Thing for Vanna White:
Mark said, "When I was in college, I had a thing for Vanna White. Thing – (n) An odd desire or inkling of unknown origin and without rational basis that impels one to make poor decisions. Everyone has a thing for someone else at some point. You can’t..." more

Wednesday, November 5, 2014 6:21:59 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled The Art of the Snot Rocket:
Mark said, "I have no idea when I perfected it. The snot rocket is an art boys learn early on. We had our share of cold winters in Kentucky where I grew up. Winter, where the snot rocket is born… You might say there is no skill involved in expelling phlegm..." more

Wednesday, October 29, 2014 4:19:48 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled Death at a Distance:
Mark said, "I saw someone’s Facebook status today:   And I was immediately struck with anger. At first, I wasn’t sure quite why. I get what they meant. It seems like Ebola’s everywhere! It’s constantly on the news, all over the internet, and..." more

Wednesday, October 22, 2014 7:10:58 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled Pure Joy:
Mark said, "I got to be party to pure, absolute joy this weekend. I have seen such displays on television after a big win in sports or gameshows. This time, it was my little girl who celebrated. After so many losses in the past six months, it was a much needed..." more

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 8:20:56 PM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled just a dance.:
Mark said, "Originally posted on I didn't have my glasses on....: — quote by: robert brault View originalFiled under: It Made Me Laugh"

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 8:20:56 PM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled Oh Dastardly Key Fob:
Mark said, "Who would have thought a 5k race could nearly lead to an arrest? I guess if you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you’ve figured out I can blunder my way into anything. So it was Sunday when I ran a 5k for a benefit. The issue was not the..." more

Wednesday, October 15, 2014 8:54:03 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled Oh Dastardly Key Fob:
Mark said, "Who would have thought a 5k race could nearly lead to an arrest? I guess if you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you’ve figured out I can blunder my way into anything. So it was Sunday when I ran a 5k for a benefit. The issue was not the..." more

Thursday, October 9, 2014 6:11:50 PM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled just a dance.:
Mark said, "Originally posted on I didn't have my glasses on....: — quote by: robert brault View originalFiled under: It Made Me Laugh"

Wednesday, October 8, 2014 9:49:42 PM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled What I Learned About My Wife This Year:
Mark said, "It is fitting that I spend this day, my 22nd wedding anniversary, with my lovely bride at Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta. We are here together waiting for Kylie to get out of minor surgery. We have never made a huge deal of our..." more

Wednesday, October 8, 2014 9:49:41 PM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled What are they Missing?:
Mark said, "Running under a beautiful sunrise recently, I recalled a fond memory of my oldest daughter. When she was pint-sized, we figured out that she had never seen a sunrise. I know that sounds impossible, but our property lies in a valley where trees..." more

Wednesday, October 8, 2014 4:39:41 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled What are they Missing?:
Mark said, "Running under a beautiful sunrise recently, I recalled a fond memory of my oldest daughter. When she was pint-sized, we figured out that she had never seen a sunrise. I know that sounds impossible, but our property lies in a valley where trees..." more

Friday, October 3, 2014 6:11:26 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled What I Learned About My Wife This Year:
Mark said, "It is fitting that I spend this day, my 22nd wedding anniversary, with my lovely bride at Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta. We are here together waiting for Kylie to get out of minor surgery. We have never made a huge deal of our..." more

Tuesday, September 30, 2014 9:27:18 PM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled A License for Stupid:
Mark said, "Monotony! Boredom! Interstate!   Fortunately, I don’t have to drive the interstate very often anymore. When I find myself stuck between white lines for a long drive, my mind melts into mush and I fantasize about escaping the madness in a..." more

Tuesday, September 30, 2014 9:27:18 PM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled The Flirt:
Mark said, "I remember flirting – they did it back when I was in college, I think. It’s like penmanship – I was never any good at it. I was also bad at recognizing the few times it happened to me. Case in point, I was at a party one time and a girl..." more

Tuesday, September 30, 2014 4:43:17 AM
Mark Myers wrote a blog post titled The Flirt:
Mark said, "I remember flirting – they did it back when I was in college, I think. It’s like penmanship – I was never any good at it. I was also bad at recognizing the few times it happened to me. Case in point, I was at a party one time and a girl..." more