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Blimey! It’s the Zipper Extraction Button Removal Atom-Smasher! Something bizarre is happening on a train pulling into London’s Paddington Station. A weird gravitational force has taken control of the passengers, causing zippers to unzip, buckles to unbuckle, and trousers to fall down, revealing more polkadotted underwear than ever imagined. Among the victims are best friends Wiff and Dirty G... More

Blimey! It’s the Zipper Extraction Button Removal Atom-Smasher! Something bizarre is happening on a train pulling into London’s Paddington Station. A weird gravitational force has taken control of the passengers, causing zippers to unzip, buckles to unbuckle, and trousers to fall down, revealing more polkadotted underwear than ever imagined. Among the victims are best friends Wiff and Dirty George.

When a man disguised as a rabbit snaps a photo of the mayhem and jumps from the passenger car, Wiff and Dirty George give chase. Little do they know that they are about to battle the notorious Basil King, a criminal genius and master of disguise bent on taking over Great Britain. Soon the lads are prisoners in Basil’s laboratory of crime, run by rabbit-suited thugs and mad scientists. Meanwhile, the Queen and all of England are preparing to celebrate National Bangers and Mash Day—perhaps for the last time.

Wiff and Dirty George were two lads larking about London. Now they are swept up in one of the most dastardly plots ever unleashed on England, and it’s up to them to stop
it. Set in the Beatlemania 1960s, Stephen R. Swinburne’s smashing adventure is super fab.

Out of the darkness above, the boys watched two giant glass eggs, as large as hot-air balloons, slowly descend on steel cables. “Crikey, Wiff, what in blue blazes?”

The Bubbles touched down on a rubber pad in the center of the wooden platform. “Behold the Bubbles, my little darlings!” exclaimed Basil over the chamber’s loudspeaker. “One ton of polished glass, four inches thick, waterproof, fireproof, energy efficient, self-sustaining, climate-controlled with all the amenities of home. You should be cozy, boys. But we made them out of glass so . . .”

Basil handed the microphone to Daphne.
“We can watch you like you were bugs!”
—FROM THE BOOK

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