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Friday, January 30, 2009 4:41:42 PM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled Bye For Now:
addy said, "I am very very busy building new inventions with Granpa Jack and dad is paying me actual money to catalogue his teeth. It is all go and that is even without George and his savage stick-insect-eating ways. So it is bye for now until I come back."
Tuesday, January 20, 2009 9:05:50 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled I Have No Mercy:
addy said, "So, Mum is going out to the first Parent- teacher meeting in 2009. This is where she will shout at the new Parent-Governor, Dexter's Dad, Dave Dooley about eating too many sweets and keeping his bungalows out of school. I am glad I am not there..." more
Friday, January 9, 2009 5:24:51 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled My Dad and Other Explosions:
addy said, "My Dad says that, 'you're developing a bit of an attitude there, Wilfred. I don't like the way you keep telling your brother what to do.''How else is he going to learn?' I ask. 'I have only shot him twice with my dart-tag-super-gun (present from..." more
Saturday, December 20, 2008 11:56:49 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled My Christmas Present To You:
addy said, "It's Christmas, nearly and Mum is absolutely empty of christmas cheer because Dave Dooley has won the parent governor fight. He has already given out free giant bags of sweets to us all which is brilliant. Except I will not be allowed to eat them at..." more
Sunday, November 30, 2008 6:48:07 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled Local Parent Governor Politics Turned Nasty:
addy said, "WOODCHESTER CHRONICLELOCAL SCHOOL PARENT PROTESTS AT SCARE TACTICS FROM 'THE GODFATHER'Local parent governor politics turned nasty today as feisty Dorothy Marshall, 40 (pictured with her son, George) slammed fellow contender, 30 year old builder,..." more
Sunday, November 16, 2008 6:26:41 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled DON'T. That's All. Just DON'T.:
addy said, "After we got home from the police station and a BIG WARNING that next time Mum would be slapped with an ASBO before she could say "Parent Governor", I find this on the hall floor.Dear Mrs MarshallMy people have heard that you intend to stand for..." more
Saturday, November 1, 2008 2:20:23 PM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled The Zombie is Toast:
addy said, "I am told I cannot go trick or treating because it's against, The Rules. We are eating spaghetti bolognese made almost entirely of giant marrow, apart from the spaghetti. It is horrible.'You might upset some old people,' says Mum because she is very..." more
Sunday, October 26, 2008 5:41:29 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled Anyway, I Knew This Would Happen:
addy said, "Anyway, I knew it would happen. Mum told me to look out for a surprise at school. Before I could even speak to him, Dexter started fighting me. No surprise there - but he then tried to stuff a piece of paper down my throat while shouting out words..." more
Sunday, October 19, 2008 2:41:15 PM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled We Must Unite!:
addy said, "Mrs Trundle is not at school for a few days. According to us she has gone off to assassinate the second son of a Lithuanian duke. Mr Bagnall says she's not feeling herself. Ha.Anyway, Mr Bagnall has seized power. His first act is to tell everyone..." more
Tuesday, October 14, 2008 9:06:22 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled Victory is Ours:
addy said, "So, a bunch of us run into the dining hall.'Harvest festival display!' I shout, 'follow me!' Dexter and me leap over the neat rows of tins-of-food-that-you-never-eat-unless-you-are-absolutely-starving.'Get behind the giant vegetables!' I yell. We..." more
Monday, October 6, 2008 8:02:29 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled Fascinating Invention No. 15 - The Parachute:
addy said, "Fascinating Invention No. 13 - The Parachute The first parachute was drawn by Leonardo da Vinci in about 1500 but he never got round to making one. That was left to Faust Vrancic, who in 1617 actually jumped from a Venice tower holding onto a..." more
Sunday, September 28, 2008 12:08:10 PM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled Run For Your Lives:
addy said, "Itisham has a gerbil called, Lewis. He likes to put him in a green plastic ball and watch him charging all over the kitchen floor. He runs like mad in a straight line until he hits the broom/wall/cooker etc and then tumbles backwards to go the other..." more
Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:12:23 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled British Bulldog:
addy said, "I cannot begin to talk about George and his stick-eating ways just at the moment - it is too painful.So, here is what is happening at school. Mrs Trundle has come back from her course, 'A Way In - really communicating with your class' and is..." more
Sunday, September 14, 2008 11:36:07 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled George's Black Hole:
addy said, "By Wednesday teatime we were all still alive and not sucked into a black hole where we are crushed into nothingness or forced to play parallel universe football. It is all a bit on the disappointing side really.In actual fact our house is a bit like..." more
Sunday, September 7, 2008 3:20:28 PM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled This Is Not The Right Experiment For World Domination:
addy said, "Dexter called round and said we have to go and play football NOW because the end of the world is on Wednesday.'You're talking gibberish rubbish again, Dexter,' I tell him.I have decided to be extra clear about what I mean with Dexter - he is a bit..." more
Sunday, August 31, 2008 10:59:24 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled I Suggest You Try Tesco:
addy said, "I am definitely back from Stroud because we are in town and Dad makes me try on 4 million pairs of black school shoes - all the same. Finally he chooses the perfect pair and it turns out you get a free school bag as well.'Excellent,' says Dad, 'now..." more
Sunday, August 3, 2008 9:05:32 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled Going to Stroud:
addy said, "We are travelling to Stroud for our holiday and will not be seen for about two weeks. See below.Bye."
Monday, July 28, 2008 11:41:19 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled Fantastic Invention No. 15 - The Lawnmower:
addy said, "It turns out that Weird Bloke was not actually dead which was lucky for him. He had to go to hospital with a traumatic head injury and would most likely never be the same again which was also lucky. Peter the Viking turned out to be the Museum child..." more
Sunday, July 20, 2008 7:48:23 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled Who Has Been Interfering With The Roman Centurion?:
addy said, "Saint Benedict was the saint of nettle rash. Not the sort of saint I want to be.We are in the blue bit of The Museum and this is the Vikings. Weird Bloke is rushing which is weird because we cannot fill out our delightful worksheets properly. So,..." more
Saturday, July 12, 2008 10:53:13 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled Greetings Time Travellers!:
addy said, "So, we are late getting to The Museum because Mr Trundle made the coach stop while he hunted down his wig. When he put it back on his head EVERYONE stared because it looked as though the top of his head had exploded. Mr Trundle just carried on. By..." more
Sunday, July 6, 2008 6:18:09 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled Weird Bloke:
addy said, "The nightmare that is the school trip is here. I sit on the back seat next to Dexter, Miranda and a new boy called Isambard. I like Isambard, mainly because he has a worse name than me but also because he is quite keen on Buzz Aldrin and wants to be..." more
Sunday, June 29, 2008 11:08:28 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled A Few Non Lethal Weapons:
addy said, "Aunt Harpy is staying in a secret location somewhere nearby. She will not tell Mum where it is, just in case MI5 come and find her for interrogating purposes. This is mad and also slightly annoying as we do not know when she will turn up and cannot..." more
Sunday, June 22, 2008 6:14:21 AM
addy farmer wrote a blog post titled Geroge And Me Have Things To Talk About:
addy said, "Anyway, we are having a visit from Grandpa Jack' s sister called Hatty. She is even more Irish than Grandpa Jack because she actually lives in Ireland all the time. We have never met her but Grandpa Jack says she speaks english and likes to boss..." more
Monday, February 22, 2010 10:54:48 AM
addy farmer added Siddharth and Rinki to her Bookshelf